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NS. i've sunken this low. help me. i need girl help.

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SpeakTruth
Posts: 103 - Karma: -20

theres this hoty in one of my classes, i haven't talked to here much, i know she plays on the basketball team and thats about it.

got any good conversation starters?

Apr 26 2009 4:29PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
haha really???  i like the skiing part
Apr 26 2009 10:03PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
hahahaha
Apr 27 2009 12:12AM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Imagine she is ugly as shit. And then go talk to her. It will give you more confidence.
Apr 27 2009 12:25AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,626
diddle her kneecaps!
Apr 27 2009 12:29AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Hahah I just tried this, and it failed miserably, yet was completely awesome.

"hey do you know what the difference is between a burger and a blowjob?

"no both involve putting meat in your mouth........"

"thats the similarity, not difference

jerkk"

"well i can come up with more similarities than differences. you swallow in both situations."

Apr 27 2009 1:35AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
sex?

thats all you need to say
Apr 27 2009 2:51AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753

Just go play basket or something with the girl, get to know her and things will just work out naturally....

Apr 27 2009 8:08AM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
ahahaa
Apr 27 2009 8:17AM
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Daver_BC
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 307
spit madd game, if that doesn't work then you should get her number for me and i'll show you how its done.
Apr 27 2009 10:26AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
When in doubt, Pass her skiing switch with your weiner out.
Apr 27 2009 12:26PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
if you ask her if she wants to fuck and she says no, then you respond with "I'm not bein picky why do you gotta be," this works every time
Apr 27 2009 12:59PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
0 for 2

"hey do you know the different between a burger and a blowjob?"

"...food and a dick in the mouth?"

Apr 27 2009 3:48PM
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bob1233456
Posts: 518 - Karma: 27
Haha, How I met Your Mother is LEGENDARY
May 24 2009 8:40PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
"I would enjoy the privilege to suck a fart out of your ass if it ment that we could go out together"
May 24 2009 8:49PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
FALCON PUUNCH!
May 24 2009 9:01PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
you could pretend to have trouble in that class or ask her how basketball's goin for her
May 24 2009 9:07PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
just go up to her and say hey my name is __, and im a big douche bag. hah
May 24 2009 9:15PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160

get her attention with some:

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May 24 2009 9:20PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
gold
May 24 2009 9:22PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19

sooo my buddy did this... and it actually worked..... i thought it was a pretty good one...

Just look her in the eyes and say.. "Spread your legs... and your probably going to orgasim..."

no joke. it worked for him... he also is the quarter back for a college football team.... so that could have helped... but who knows....

May 24 2009 11:23PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3822 - Karma: 3,459
"Hi my name is (insert your name here) I have heard about this crazy new thing called peeing in her but, wanna try it?"


May 25 2009 2:05AM
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