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Kill, marry, sex

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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13

simple, fun and shallow game, out of the three people given to you, you have to pick one to marry and stay with for the rest of your life, one to just have a fling(hook up and have sex with), one to kill.  after responding to the names given to you, give your own new names for the next person to answer.  since most every on this site is a man, females should be given, use celebritys or people you describe.

oprah, martha stewart, hilary clinton

Apr 25 2009 11:34PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
for all 3:
marry, then kill, then secks
Apr 25 2009 11:36PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
clearly taken from step brothers CLAIM
Apr 25 2009 11:38PM
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jfletcher
Posts: 1208 - Karma: 188
1. its kill, fuck, marry

2. those are the three worst possible choices for anything but kill
Apr 25 2009 11:38PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
or the ever so popular facebook app that came out last year
Apr 25 2009 11:38PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526

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Apr 25 2009 11:43PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
nah kids at my school did this like 5 years ago, but still a classic.
damn i cant think of any people
Apr 25 2009 11:56PM
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RussBuss2o7
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
well since no one else did it...

marry - opran
sex - martha
kill - hillary
Apr 26 2009 12:02AM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
id marry martha stewart
Apr 26 2009 12:02AM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
she'd make a mean sammich
Apr 26 2009 12:03AM
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RussBuss2o7
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i'll marry oprah n with her money id make martha make me some sandwhiches fuck that
Apr 26 2009 12:04AM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
because every day when you got home she'd have some bangin cousine
Apr 26 2009 12:04AM
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doublexl
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i wanna fuck oprah so bad, i dont know why. i bet she knows how to grind on a dick though for real.
Apr 26 2009 12:47AM
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inactive
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for real dude
Apr 26 2009 12:57AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
Marry Martha, definitely.

The other two, not so easy, but I'd have to go with have sex with Hillary and kill Oprah.  I'd have to close my eyes during the sex though.


Apr 26 2009 1:01AM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

fuck one kill one marry one is what i say

Apr 26 2009 1:06AM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385

how about use different people

tera reid, brittany spears, lil kim

i hope those answers are easy for you.

Apr 26 2009 1:08AM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
marry-tera reid
fuck-brittany
kill-lil' kim

nxt: vida guerra, jessica simpson, halle beryy
Apr 26 2009 1:44AM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
these are easy choices

marry: vida guerra
sex: halle berry
kill: jessica simpson
(id be happy with any of these choices in any situation though, except marry jessica simpson)

heres a curveball:
mother theresa, rosie o'donnell, susan boyle (from britains got talent)
Apr 26 2009 2:03AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
haha dude i've been playing this game since i was in grade 3. it's a lot older than stepbrothers.
Apr 26 2009 2:13AM
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B.bowzz
Posts: 659 - Karma: 211
kill- lindsay lohan
marry- oprah ( rich as fuck)
fuck- megan fox
Apr 26 2009 2:27AM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13

marry mother teresa

sex susan boyle because of the axcent(??? how do you spell)

kill rosie o donnell

ok new one

michelle obama, lady gaga, john stamos

Apr 27 2009 6:16AM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
cheater
Apr 27 2009 6:35AM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
accent
Apr 27 2009 7:37AM
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willyg0808
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 1,364

my mom

your mom

your cat

Apr 27 2009 8:24AM
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B.bowzz
Posts: 659 - Karma: 211
hahahahhaah
Apr 27 2009 6:18PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
her face looks like its made of clay wtf
Apr 27 2009 6:38PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
oprah has some sexy veins in that neck^^
Apr 27 2009 7:38PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
racist
Apr 27 2009 8:46PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Marry: Lady Gaga (might as well get some $$$ out of this)
Fuck: Michelle Obama (Street cred)
Kill: John Stamos
Apr 27 2009 8:53PM
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