Replying to Fucking Hesh Snowboarders Are Sooooooo Annoying

The hesh snowboarder: Usually a 20-year-old douchebag that works at a pizza shop and wears girl's snow pants, pegged at the knee, or girl's jeans. Can be seen slugging PBR in the lift line while smoking a Camel Light. Usually rides with no hat and big white sunglasses. On the off chance they're actually wearing googles, it will be only to keep the hood from his nasty sweater/flannel hoody on. Under there nasty Goodwill sweater is almost always a stained v-neck shirt (to show off their "chest hair"), or a vintage Blondie tee that probably cost $40. To perfect the look, he wears fingerless gloves. Most of them try to grow half-ass moustaches to be "ironic" and "clever".

Off the hill, they can be seen with girl's corduroy pants, the same huge asshole-ish white sunglasses he wears to the mountain, and obnoxious hi-top Dunks. Often has a carabiner clipped to their beltloop with 20 fucking keys, even though they only need like two. Will wear the nastiest, sweat stained resi they can find, pushed back half way on their head to show you his greasy forehead/hair. Usually riding a fixie bike to work, or to their "bros" house party. If its the latter, they will be accompanied by a backpack full of PBR. Will say ridiculous things like, "braaaa" or make a weird screech emulating that of a fucking Pterodactyl. Onyl interacts with hesh women, which are either fucking SMOKING hot or totally nasty. no in between. Regardless, they are all just as obnoxious.

God I fucking hate heshers. does anybody else know who i'm fucking talking about?