i will start a sentence and you have to change 1 word about it. Try to keep it understandible unless its really funny. I will start a new sentence when one has been changed enough. Uncreative example:
That kid stole my bike.
Some kid stole my bike.
Some nigger stole my bike.
Some nigger screwed my bike.
Some nigger screwed your bike.
Some nigger screwed your bitch.
*+ karma for racist terms*
First sentence: The clock chimes at 12 o'clock