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Jake...
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I am in the middle of studying for a final which is tomorrow. I have our house cat meowing comparable to someone screaming for a doctor after being shot, and some hoser on the streets random cat in my back yard meowing to be drilled by the cock of my cat inside.


MEOW

fuck this shit. Im ready to shoot them both.

looks like its bath time for my cat.
Apr 20 2009 12:21AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
hahhah thats amazing... why dont you just put it in your basement or something?

should have got a dog!
Apr 20 2009 12:22AM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
dude cats are so freaking weird and annoying! the ones we have know how to open my door and its so creepy cause i'll be watching tv or something at like 3 in the morning and my door opens a crack and then a bit more until a little head pops out and its soooo creepy and our cats will just randomly pop out of nowhere or hide in my room and ahhhh i hate cats!
Apr 20 2009 12:24AM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
im kinda confused about your story. so you saw your cat doing it with another cat. why dont i get this
Apr 20 2009 12:30AM
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Slinger1x1
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no, if you have a good cat, cats are awesome

my cat constantly like attention. he will sit on your lap and keep you warm in the winter, he loves greating you when you wake up. he also kills shit and takes care of other cats who get in in his territory. hes so loving to us, we comes when we want him to and hes so easy to take care of. hes not like normal cats, hes like a really easy dog.

the only problem is sometimes hes to affectionate and it gets annoying, like he will lay down on my and my computer when i have my computer on my lap, or on the news paper while my parents are reading.
Apr 20 2009 12:38AM
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gmack24
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haha this thread is already hilarious...At my old apartment my roomate got 2 kittens that were brothers, but we raised them like they were dogs so they are awesome. The eat ANYTHING, chicken, pizza, pasta,  Ive never seen cats eat like this before. One night after the bar my friend was eating a slice of pizza while it was on the plate because it was  hot, and on the other side of the plate the kitten was propped up sharing the slice with him
Apr 20 2009 12:38AM
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Jake...
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we trapped a live mouse yesterday outside and then we put our cat in the shower with the mouse like a page match, and all it did was chase it around. Didn't even kill it after half an hour, we let the mouse go. My cat is a bitch. And its not even mine, its my housemates, which is why I cant really do anything to it.
Apr 20 2009 12:41AM
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Jake...
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we did that but it took a shit down there (litter is upstairs) and my housemate got pissed and said no more locking it downstairs. Well, to bad for him, i just locked it down there. he can deal with it, fuck it.
Apr 20 2009 12:43AM
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[~_~]
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fuck you cats are awesome
Apr 20 2009 12:49AM
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family_vacation
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I have a good cat, its way more fun than a dog. He will always be around, he is never annoying, the only bad thing he does is that he will sleep on the keyboard.
Apr 20 2009 12:50AM
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Shredneck
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(thats right two supertrooper embeds in on night)
Apr 20 2009 12:50AM
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Bepo
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fuck cats, dogs are way cooler
Apr 20 2009 12:52AM
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fsscott
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ahahahaha this is an awesome thread
Apr 20 2009 12:55AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
*sigh* i have 4 cats and a dog
Apr 20 2009 1:00AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160

cats< moth balls.

Apr 20 2009 1:38AM
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slevin_kelevra
Posts: 416 - Karma: 13
I have no idea what you are talking about.  Your cat is calling someone on the street a hoser?  I might me be drunk but thats what I got out of this.  goodnight ns......maybe
Apr 20 2009 1:42AM
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r0dubs
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i have 4, want one? or 3?
Apr 20 2009 1:44AM
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doublexl
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Apr 20 2009 1:46AM
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El_Barto.
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Apr 20 2009 1:54AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Apr 20 2009 1:55AM
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Scott12~
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
Ok then kill your cat, quit complaining. I like my cat, but if you dont like yours, then deal with it. Id rather you didnt shoot it, but we cant stop you heh~
Apr 20 2009 2:06AM
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prontocuts.com
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Out of all the internet people I have e-encountered, cat owners are the fucking weirdest. No matter what they are tacking a picture of, lets say a new car, their new skis, or a sweet turd they just dropped, their cat will ALWAYS BE IN THE PICTURE. after that, some other weird ass cat owner will go "OMG A CAT?" and then the thread will be hijacked with pictures of lame ass cats.
Apr 20 2009 2:10AM
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Scott12~
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I suppose the one in your avatar is exempt?~
Apr 20 2009 2:11AM
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prontocuts.com
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thats because I chose the queerest possible avatar I could find
Apr 20 2009 2:12AM
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Pippin
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Echo and Luna and my dog daisy are the badass trio, and keep things legit in my neighbourhood, no one/animal steps a paw on our turf without them knowing.
Apr 20 2009 2:18AM
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BrynnC
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My cat just sleeps and eats all day.
Apr 20 2009 10:04AM
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8ONE657
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i fucking love you meow!
Apr 20 2009 10:04AM
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2+2=5
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everytime it meows throw a rag at it. my cat got so used to it that if he meows and i just have a rag in my hand he'll shut the fuck up and go to sleep.
Apr 20 2009 10:08AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Juliana Wetmore likes cats.
Apr 20 2009 10:56AM
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MangoSteeze
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sounds just like my cat! the only thing i could do without is the dead animals it leaves on the door step. kinda cute tho. lol
Apr 20 2009 11:20AM
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Malcolm
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my cat always fucking walks on my keyboard and ends up typing shit like ahikfjshfdikyfdsjkhbfds
Apr 20 2009 11:25AM
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factory81
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So cats aren't like icanhazcheeseburga.com all the time?
Apr 20 2009 11:37AM
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little_boo
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my cat licks my eyelid
fuckin weird.
Apr 20 2009 1:51PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 128
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

Terrible.
Apr 20 2009 1:56PM
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s@lomonskier
Posts: 175 - Karma: 66

i have the biggest cat who sleeps all day, but when he is rarely awake he catches mice and throws them into this windowwell thing tht is like a foot deep pit alive. he then joins his mouse and has awsome cage matches.

 he is sweet 

Apr 20 2009 2:40PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
i love my cat, shes obese but hilarious
Apr 20 2009 2:55PM
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gmack24
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that is sweet, once this cat was in my backyard and it caught a little rabbit...and would let it try to run away and chase it down and just own it...probably let him try to run away like 10 times it was sick
Apr 20 2009 3:02PM
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TotallyTrevor
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one of my cats is fat and annoying

the other one we would fuck with when it was a kitten and now hes the sickest cat ever, not to mention MEGA CUTE!!!
Apr 20 2009 3:20PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
OMG a cat!
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alright those are all i have on photobucket...
Apr 20 2009 3:55PM
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