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dumb comments by parents as you watch the x games
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please post all... from x games past and present
'So is this like a speed competition'
-my dad, as the women's snowboarding superpipe came on
First one on the lift, last one off.
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The commentators and the judges sucked. Tanner's first run was so clean and they threw him an 86! The commentators were just full of crap too. Despite all of this, it was still sick to be there.
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mom 'can you do that freddie darling?'
dad 'bugger me, im buying twin tips' - after the
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next day, 'watch this'- dad over 30 ft tranny, lands on the flat after spinnin 90, breaks ankle and wrist....
me 'told you to straight air it first'
dad 'i'm sticking to switch zero spins in future'....!!!
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think what you will, but english skiers will takeover one day...
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dad - 'i think skiing backwards like that is really dangerous'
mom after simon's run - 'awwww, that lil guy is only 17? y cant u do that ryan?'
me after that comment - 'i hate u'
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we should all be proud as shit - tanner hall after winning his 3rd x-game slopestyle in a row
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'there going so big, that pipe is like a apartment complex'
Alaska pride
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'they're actually supposed to jump out of that pipe?'
Latvians rock harsh
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mom and dad- 'that isnt skiing, what u do in the park is not skiing, u cant ski'
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mom, 'honey, if you start doing those flippy ariels, I'm gonna take your skis away, I don't want you throwing your life away over a dumb sport. Can't you think about your future? And I could never live with myself if i let u hurt yourself doing that.'
dad, 'son, we need to have a talk.'
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^Haha I get a lot of that crap... like when i started hitting the little jumps on the sides of the runs, it was all fine, but now, 'Don't throw your life away....bitch bitch bitch.' I've been bitched at for a year! What, did they think I wasn't gonna get BETTER? I gotta get back into res... this is pissing me off.
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dad'isnt that tanner hall?....i saw him in another comp on tv awhile ago' my dad has given up and now thinks its cool.
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Commentators were Mike D, Davenport, and Mosely. Yeah they're all old farts, and probobly not too current except for Douglas, but thats about the best line up they're gonna put on live nat'l TV.
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How about Jonney Moseley referring to CR and Tanner? 'They are like brothers from a different mother kindof.' Wow Jonney.
We'll have you dead pretty soon.
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Chick Announcer on pretty much every damn run 'Here's (insert name here) spinning to win!'
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dad 'do they have your spinning skiing on the xgames?'
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this is a great thread
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'shit, did that guy die?' my dad when deegan crashed.
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i love this thread
mom - 'what's the point of having stairs in the middle of a ski slope. That's stupid.'
-Jason
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mom 'since when do they ride bikes on snow?' refering to moto x
procrastinatio is like masturbation... its fun until u learn that ur fucking urself
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'I hope you dont ever try that'
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My mom's like skierDave-- 'You better not be trying those inverts yourself, those could be dangerous.. bla bla alba blba a b '
--'Sure, mom, right.............dangerous *cough*'
nice onepiece
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theres the classic, can you do that? and then my mom goes, wow.. they are so graceful in the pipe...like ballet
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funny stuff
but really stairs in the middle of the slopestyle course, thats a little cheezy.
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dad- did u see thoughs crazy skiers in the half pipe thats sweet, me-yeah dad thats wat i do, dad-o really
good thread
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wow my parents are fucking into it. my dad was there with me and he was like walking up and going so you're mickael right? hows that knee injury from this morning and stuff it was tight....my mom on the other hand asked me ( about simon dumont) ' isnt he too young for this? too small? something, what does his mother think? '
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-mariah
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dad ' get off the coach and start winning us cars it wasnt the x games but it was when tanner won the car
i swear to drunk im not god
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my dad watching freestyle snowmobiling: 'those guys are fucking idiots'
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my step mom....jesus, you would think if they were sponsored by oakley they'd at least have some decent looking clothes.
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well my mom was more excited than i was after dumont won pipe live on sportscenter. She was actually falling asleep in bed watching it and when crichton crashed meaning dumont won she jumped up and was like, YEAHHHHHH MAINE REPRESENT! I HAVE NOW SKIED AT THE SAME MOUNTAIN AS AN X-GAMES WINNER!!! Dane, why don't you quit school and actually be good at skiing? Dad- 'Yeah you're always landing on that damn shelf of the half circle... why don't you land like simon?'
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my dad, 'go eat dinner'
my mom, 'go do your homework, you can keep dreaming'
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my dad 'your never skiing again.. i want to have grandchildren'
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'wow thats pretty cool, can you do a 900'
'isnt that gonna make dents in you skis'-sister refering to the stairlizer'
me'mom tanner won slopestyle' mom'thats gangster'
me-'dad want to take me there next year' dad'hell yeah'
'i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime'
'the only enemy against progression is fear'
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oh, my mom saying 'u should stop doing tricks and getting ideas from these goons and take up badmitton'
'i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime'
'the only enemy against progression is fear'
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hahaha although you did bring this back from the dead i liked when your mom said you should take up badmitton
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mom (to me and my dad) 'I hope you guys don't do these unbelievable flppyspins, look at those guys! this is crazy! they should make that pipe fluffy so they can land!'
dad- 'we do. now shut up I'm trying to watch this!'
me- 'yeah mom why don't you go do some cooking or cleaning, if you're feeling really empowered go wax your teleskis.'
mom after dumont winning- 'Oh that's great! What a cute little boy! He's probably your age honey, why don't you try to date him?'
me commenting to the tv 'YEAH CRICHTON YOU'RE SICK!'
mom- 'Do you know that boy? Do you ski with him?'
me- 'Umm... no.'
mom- 'Well you seem to be on a first name basis.'
me- 'No, and actually that's his last name.'
sister after 10- 'lauren you can do those I saw you! you should be in the x games! fuck these guys you're sick!
dad- 'actually she can't you are just hallucinating *mutters* crack fiend...'
-Lauren
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Dad: Are you going to make a living doing this?
Me: No
Dad: Go do your homework.
I don't think I was the only person who heard this one.
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dad-skiing rails isnt skiing even i can do that
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dad after deegan fall 'what did he try a loop-d-loop?'
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this is the best thread in a while, everythnig is soooo funny, word up
and i am gonna do this as my living
'i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime'
'the only enemy against progression is fear'
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my mom when she saw simon: 'he's only 17? why isn't he in school?'
'hey look guys! for a dollar you can get a free condom!'
-a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
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my mom when I watch ski stuff is like can you do that? and then when I say no she's like you shouldn't try that you could kill yourself
and my dad is like that's sick!!that's crazy guys
and my sister is like you can do that I saw you
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i was working as a teachers aid at a school in the snow last year. headmaster turns to me on the slopes and says 'I just saw some crazy gang members in blue suits bury a big metal pole half in the snow, it someone falls near that and they hit it they could be seriously hurt, I shall alert ski patrol at once' the people in the blue suits were the guys who work in the park and they had just install a god damn 24ft flat bar about 40ft away from a rainbow and a down bar. i couldnt believe what i heard, i just skied away pissing my self
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Your much better than they are.
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My mom always says stuff like, 'can i do a cork 7 now, or im gonna do a switch 540 to land fakie in the tranny, thats so steezy, this place has steeze factor of 10 now lets go shred the gnar-brow'
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