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dumb comments by parents as you watch the x games

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three60mute
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please post all... from x games past and present

'So is this like a speed competition'
-my dad, as the women's snowboarding superpipe came on

First one on the lift, last one off.



Jan 25 2004 9:55PM
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epimitheus
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 9
'so are they starting to wear onepieces like the aerialists now?'

Life sucks, get a fucking helmet
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Jan 25 2004 10:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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'What they don't tell you is who gets hurt'

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Jan 25 2004 10:10PM
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bionicmikeyt
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i sware i saw u do that once
Jan 25 2004 10:11PM
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Parkin
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'Lane you better never try that cause youre going to ruine your knees. you know women have weaker knees than men. I dont see what the point is.. areyou listening to me lane.... aldkjaf;ldiuarfioaestiugasdh'
Jan 25 2004 10:30PM
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Logchucker
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Dad 'Rails, thats not part of skiing' Then his jaw dropped on CRs switchup
Jan 25 2004 10:34PM
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Aprogressivone
Posts: 263 - Karma: 20
my uncle said this 'are they grabbing their skis so when they spin they dont fly off from the force'


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Jan 25 2004 10:53PM
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StriderMG
Posts: 707 - Karma: 10
I think limwarrior has the best so far, hahaha, that one is great

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Jan 25 2004 11:00PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
how bout the announcers who were saying

'whoa look at his 360 on the rail' or

'he did a switch flatspin'

my dad said that if he was a millionaire he would bring me to go watch that shit.... nothing stupid tho, my mom said wooooohoooooooooo when i tod her tanner won again, i wasnt impressed









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Jan 25 2004 11:07PM
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freeskiing04
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idk... i like parkin's one
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Jan 25 2004 11:09PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
some cunt: wow! did you see that! he actually slid on that metal bar thing there! thats insane!
regrets, I've had a few but then again too few to mention
Jan 25 2004 11:20PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 134
hahahha. one of hte announcers earler today said something like. 'it snowing really hard here in aspen, and thats why they called it snowboarding' haha
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Jan 25 2004 11:29PM
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Mattman
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mom ' turn that crap off'









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Jan 25 2004 11:30PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
ye 3ski6 i caught that one it was hilarious
MICHIGAN

High north 2003, session 1
Jan 25 2004 11:36PM
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___ASP___
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^ haha yeah my dad when seeing degans crash'that wasnt to smart, they should put faom on the landing' and my mom when watchin t hall ' that was radical'
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Jan 25 2004 11:37PM
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IHOP
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 19
hahahahaha lim warrior's was the funniest by far.....
Jan 25 2004 11:51PM
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MistaSkier
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I was watching them at the Race Department cause that's where my dad works, and during the men's snowboarding superpipe, one of the race coaches said, 'They'd have so much less wind resistance and they'd get so much higher if they wore lycra.'


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Jan 25 2004 11:54PM
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Kasanovah
Posts: 912 - Karma: 35
'you can't go backwards on skis' my dad's friend

'the shorter the skis the better' another friend of my dad's

The Winner 'those guys are gonna dull there edges on all that metal, what happens when they go down a race course and can't turn?' my grandmother.


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This has been One Man's Opinion

'Too many rookies, not enough pros' Roy, as we watch our friend Dave try to have style

'What are they gonna do?, show us up, (followed by a lot of laughing)' Roy and I having a convo between ourselves wondering what would happen if a couple boarders in our park got mad

'I could be skiing right now.' Me in my friends car with some ladies at about 12 for lunch, they're singing, I'm bored, they weren't too happy, but they got the message and I went skiing sooner than I could've hoped

'hey baby, it's no good if your friends can't have none' My friend Dan, as he attempts to share and mack a broad at the same time
Jan 26 2004 12:00AM
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rodeo7
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my mum 'after skiing Scandolous, i bloody hate that Tanner Hall, i hope he doesn't win pipe'


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'Snowboarding, its just so hot right now!' Armada shirt
Jan 26 2004 12:05AM
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cobble_hills
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
id like to see gtizzle do a run in a downhill suit
Jan 26 2004 12:12AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahahah


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 26 2004 12:12AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
haha - i'd like to see tanner compete in the superpipe wearing a lycra one piece




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Jan 26 2004 3:16AM
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EastCoastPride
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''can you do that?''


Teddy
Poniverus
''PEs are stiffer then G-Zus in the nunnery.'' - FreshCoast
Jan 26 2004 7:08AM
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represenT
Posts: 275 - Karma: 25
'It's always the same thing ; they jump or slide a rail and there is some combinations.'


Jee-N Bouchard
Jan 26 2004 11:41AM
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ScratchCobra66
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My Dad thinks freestyle skiing is fricken awesome, but my mom...'None of them ever match, if they are really as good as you say they are, they should atleast have some fashion sense.'

i hate my parents



I'm so big
you'd have to jump and swing up
just to hit me in the knees....
Jan 26 2004 11:48AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
dad says to my brother, ''kid you better never try that rail stuff i don't want you breaking your skis''
Jan 26 2004 11:57AM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
My mom says this about everything she sees on the xgames, 'That's sickening'

wtf..
Jan 26 2004 12:02PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
my dad watching tanner's first run 'look at that moron' then he said something along the lines of 'he's gonna kill himself'


~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
Jan 26 2004 12:33PM
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hucksterjibber15
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now i see where you got the crazy ideas to slide down those handrails. good thing those nice policemen were there to stop you and bring you home.






if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general
Jan 26 2004 1:31PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
'Park skiing isnt real skiing give me the remote Im turning this crap'

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Jan 26 2004 1:36PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
'what's hard about sliding that rail?'
referring to the stairilizer


anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?

'the messenger goggle is so cool even my friends who snowboard think they're cool'-john symms
Jan 26 2004 4:37PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha i was over at my grandfathers the first day of winter x, and it was the freestyle moto x.. and he was wathcing them and hes like' thats pretty crazy.' then when deegan crashed, he was like 'thats what u get when u put a crazy guy on dirt bike' haha..
Jan 26 2004 4:44PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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my mom after watching tanners run 'can you do that?'
Jan 26 2004 4:49PM
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Skierguy48
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My step brother: 'I did that once, but no one saw it so dont ask anyone.' He's 8 referring to Jon's 1080.
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Jan 26 2004 4:51PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
my dad: can you ski backwards like that
but besides that he was pretty into it



-ryan kavana
Jan 26 2004 5:30PM
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thehellmuth
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 10
haha limwarriors comment was soo funny!!!



sking it just to damn hot right now!
**minor threats representin**
Jan 26 2004 6:13PM
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kjfreerider
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grandmother 'i dont know how they can ski strait after spining so much. ive tried spinning just on the ground and i had to sit down because i felt light headed.'



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Jan 26 2004 6:22PM
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JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
My dad watching CR's run 2 years or so ago: 'Wow, video games are getting out of hand these days, where do they come up with these crazy ideas of skiers flying?'

~juliet~
Jan 26 2004 6:28PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
^^^^ where the hell have you been!?!









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Jan 26 2004 6:40PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
by my mom-

'is the curvy rail harder than the straight rail'

'why did they put stairs there, did they mean for them to ride them?'


4FRNT.

Thugged out since cub scouts.
Jan 26 2004 6:53PM
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nkmo.
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Nothing real stupid, but after every trick my parents would ask if I did that.


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Jan 26 2004 7:05PM
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master_hucker
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
'y do they do this stuff?'



*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 26 2004 7:37PM
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canonrider
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mom - 'what is this? ooohhh this must be that fright factory show'
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Jan 26 2004 8:31PM
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D-spin
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i laughed when that stuiped bitch was like 'its CR it CR its CR, yea yea yea.' and then the guys like as u notice, Henricks stlye is like none other as he flows down the coarse. Or when cr did a 5 to switch 5 and the guys like he did a 540 but quickly reverted to go forwards

Jan 26 2004 8:36PM
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lewski16
Posts: 280 - Karma: 62
and that retarded announcer also goes: 'he (CR) did like a 360 on the rail...with a stall...?'
when he did that blindside switchup
Jan 26 2004 8:49PM
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IHOP
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 19
ya the anouncers where dumb...someone threw like a flatmute grab and he was like 'and a nice..(long silence)....toegrab??'(said with uncertainty)
ya after that he just started saying 'with a stylish grab'
Jan 26 2004 10:54PM
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Astomp
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my dad...' thats what im talking about' the twister spread eagle that was done. i forget who it was. dumont?
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Jan 26 2004 11:19PM
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feezy
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My mom said the snowmobiles sounded like old people yelling. I was all like, wtf??? And then there was that part when my freind said that most of the skiers were bladers, and that it was not nearly as cool as snowboarding, cuz, ya know, he said, nothing looks cool on skis and everything looks good on a board.


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Jan 26 2004 11:43PM
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forfun
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why dont they tuck their pants into their boots? it would make them go faster. i dont think those big cloths help either
Jan 26 2004 11:48PM
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enick
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mom- 'uhhhh, that makes my stomauch upset how they flip and spin' me-'fuck u'....





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Jan 26 2004 11:49PM
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schlonginator
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''excusfe me - have u seen my basehball?''




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Jan 27 2004 1:39AM
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