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Horrible Luck On a Trampoline... help

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Bo_bot9
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So my neighbors went out of town for our april break and they have a trampoline in their backyard. My mom wont let me get a trampoline so i resort to jumpin on my neighbors even though im not suppose to. Anyway last night i was jumping on it and i did a backflip right into the net.. ripping the net from the top to the bottom and destroying my shins on the outter metal bar adding insult to injury my neightbors on the otherside (they are like 8 and 10 years old) saw it happen and are most likely going to tell on me. Now i have to find a 15 ft safety net enclosure before they get home.

Sparknotes: Jumped on my neighbors trampoline ripped the safety net and destroyed my shins.


Where can i get a safety net seperatly? Its got to be 15 ft.
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Swaggermager
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HahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAhhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah YES!^
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mcskimming
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Wow that sucks!!!
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bermbuster49
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Gold

do it. your other neighbors wont do shit because they wont get asked, your neighbors will be like shit we gotta get a new net- no questions asked

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BennyV
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Exactly
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gmack24
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honesty is the best policy! Unless there aren't witnesses.
16 years ago
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Z_rob
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shoulda worn full tilts.
at least for your shins sake
16 years ago
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Abc567def
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kill kids, leave them tangled in broken net.

2 birds with one stone
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Skibumsmith
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say that you saw a huge rabbid bloodthirsty dog running around the neighborhood and then he went into their backyard. you tried to run after it but by the time you got there the net was ruined. you fought the dog and he chewed up your shins. if only you had been wearing full tilts. tell the kids if they tell what really happened then the dog will chew them up like it did the net

and that they're adopted

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THUGwife
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this should be made into a film
16 years ago
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Chronic_
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haha im an idiot.. what i meant was that it was really fuckin black
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Bo_bot9
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could have been and bloody horror film. with alot of dead babies
16 years ago
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M@DFLOW
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that sucks at least the were not pissed
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conman2800
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hhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha kids fell out of the sky fell in the net ripped it and died and were stuck in the net!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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*DELETED*
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Ha ha thats freaking awesome! turned out good for you in the end

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deleted5
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wow all that for what I hope you all learned something come clean and admit it say your sorry it will usually work it's self out.
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smooticus
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I would think Costco would have them
16 years ago
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PeterNorth
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bhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhh, + k for the laugh!
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Bo_bot9
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new trampoline net is already broken and ripped... damnit
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rj.
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for the win!
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japanada
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At least you didnt do it this time.
16 years ago
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linesteeze
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perfect
16 years ago
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thisandthatfilms
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wooo go me
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Scolson
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This was clearly your best option.
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Bo_bot9
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well i contributed but it wasnt allllll my fault. The neighbors dont know this time though.
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