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Once again, JapQuail's family screws him over
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So, get this: I recently found out that I would have a girlfriend right now, if my mother wasn't getting married. I met this girl awhile back, and I guess she liked me, and was going to ask me out. Then we found out that my mom's fiancee is her uncle! That friggin' sucks! I mean, I know we're not really related, but it's still kinda weird, my family's redneck enough without me dating my cousin. Plus, their family's really big on gatherings and reunions. I'm sure that'd impress the grandparents, watching me make out with my new cousin. Not that we would in front of everyone, but you know what I'm saying.
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ok so this x-gf i had last year used to date this kid back in like 9th grade or something but they broke up and then their parents got married so it woulda been wierd if they were still together.
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that would be pretty awkward
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go alabama style and marry her aunt
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wouldnt it be great if she was your sister?
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it would be weird but its legal and not considered incest because u are in no way related in blood only in name. and if she was your step-sister she's live with you and u know what that means... but ya thatd still be weird and frowned upon by the cvatholic church
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Nah, that's not wierd. THIS is wierd. One of my best friends since like grade 9 tells me about a year ago that his family just found out they have a long-lost member, his dad's sister, who was given up for adoption at birth by my friend's grandma who never told anyone about it. But thye found out because she told just befoer she died. So I'm going ''Hahaha your family belongs on jarry Springer, man. That is so screwed up...'
And then I find out that his long lost aunt is MY AUNT. Yeah, apparently my grandpa decided to adopt a kid, and just out of coincidence it's my friend's aunt. I didn't even know she was adopted... so that shut my mouth. And now I get a lot of jokes about me and my friend being related.
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japquail, you're in a good situation. Good points include: You will see each other constantly without alot of effort, Everyone accepts her already, And no one will suspect anything between you two, meaning they will be more apt to leaving you both alone in places like home and stuff.. Thats such an awesome situation, i wish i was in it. You arent blood related to her, and you met her before the marraige so ur fine.
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your totally fine man, no problem at all
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