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I need excuses!

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kryptic
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10

K so me and my freind want to drive to school tomorrow in his hummer, the problem is we dont have licenses yet( he should have his learners permit in under a year). Well since we dont have our licenses his parents obviously would let him take the car out if he asks. Luckily the hummer gets left at his house all day while both his parents go to work in two seperate cars.

Our problem

The only two keys to the hummer are both attached to his parents keychains containing their other keys. The only way we could get these keys is if we took them off his moms keychain and hope she donesnt  notice. Lets say she does notice what are some excuses he could use for why he took the keys.?

also do you think it would be that noticable? he syas his mom has a fuckload of keychains so her keys are really cluttered.

SPARKNOTES: my freind is taking car keys from his mom, we need an excuse just incase he gets caught.

I also know half of you will think this is a bad idea and just think were trying to be badass, but i dont care because its him who could get in shit if we get caught, also were not trying to be badass it would just be fun. He's also a really good driver, his mom takes him driving 3 times a week.

Apr 16 2009 5:27PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
excuses:

"Sorry mom, i'm a fuckin idiot"
Apr 16 2009 6:25PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Nice grammar callout.....
Apr 16 2009 7:27PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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dude even if you guys make it so school, its a fucking highschool, it won't be long before the teachers overhear something about it.
Apr 16 2009 7:46PM
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rvca
Posts: 311 - Karma: 13

i'd say go for it, could be fun, if u get caught just fux wit it. youll be such hot shit too! all the bids will want you!!

joke

Apr 16 2009 7:59PM
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proZach
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thanks hoss! i'm dustin' off my shoulders right now!

it just makes him sound more retarded. and i find it funny. blow me.
Apr 16 2009 8:12PM
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kryptic
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10

We took it out. Im still able to type which means i didnt kill myself in a crash, im typing this right now because i didnt get grounded because i didnt get caught. I guess you guys were wrong.

oh and i forgot to mention all the bitches love us and guys want to be us!

that last thing was a joke btw

like im not trying to be like oohhh look you guys are fucking idiots i did it and it worked( i know thats exactly how it sounded in the first part of this post). I know its dumb, i realized that after thinking it over but where i live there are barely any cops which means getting pulled over is unlikely. My freind is a pretty good driver and is not the least bit reckless, like were idiots for doing this but were not that dumb that if we were going to go through all the trouble of taking out the car that we would risk it all by driving like morons.

I realize what you guys were trying to warn me about and im not going to do this often, im not pushing my luck. I still might do it a couple other times regardless of what you guys may think.

Apr 18 2009 10:37PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

lol dont be dumb, my freinds do this sometimes. They usually get away with it but its still rreaalllyy stupid.

think of how if you have to wait until 18 or whatever to get your license. That would be shitty because all your freinds are going to be driving next year except you. The consiquences out weigh the benefits.

Apr 18 2009 11:16PM
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BEARS.
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sorry mom, i wanted to simply walk into mordor.
Apr 18 2009 11:24PM
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EvanMeyer
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do it you wont.......NO BALLS
Apr 18 2009 11:43PM
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TheButterHashira
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You're obviously both uninsured so if you guys get in a wreck and hurt somebody they will sue for everything you have, then he won't have a hummer to drive. Some kids tried to get me to take my moms car out when a couple years ago before I had my license, I didn't they took another car and they got caught at a police check point.
Apr 18 2009 11:48PM
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Brows.
Posts: 1497 - Karma: 13

wait what fucking ski edit is that little 7 year old kid from.... its bugging the shit out of me...

o and kid your an idiot

Apr 19 2009 2:36AM
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tBenz
Posts: 900 - Karma: 11
Regardless of why you are doing it, this is a bad idea you shouldn't go through with.

There are plenty of other ways to try to get handjobs.
Apr 19 2009 2:59AM
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Thenowhereman42
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Normally I would say this is a good idea, but its not simply because it is a Hummer.  I drove a Hummer once, we had to fold in the wing mirrors to fit it through the garage door.  A Hummer is pretty intense and difficult to drive, and you will likely side swipe something because you won't be able to handle its size.

Apr 19 2009 9:00AM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

my two friends just got caught for taking out there parents cars yesterday. kinda ironic becuase i first read this thread yesterday. They do this alot so they think there pros at it but it just goes to show that it takes one little mistake and you get fucked over. When my freind dropped my other freind off at his house at 2 am his mom saw him from the window

so then his parents call the other guys parents and let them know. So there both grounded for a while.

Apr 19 2009 11:48AM
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japanada
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you are 14/15, you are not a good driver, no matter how much you thin k you are.
Apr 19 2009 11:52AM
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