So, I want to trade them for some piece of crap you have lying around. A stupid tie, a ridiculous beanie, some pocket lint, a tshirt, your sister's phone number, YOU NAME IT!
Let me know what you've got and the best offer gets these SWEET MITTENS!
Facts about the mittens:
Made by Scott USA (America, FUCK YEAH!)
They are black so they won't ruin your ninja steeze and the FBI won't be able to track you.
They say "primaloft' on the side, so apparently you get entry into a secret Prime Loft apartment space if you buy these (you have to find it on your own, I don't know where it is)
I have worn them ZERO times! IE they are virginal.
They have a pocket for hand warmers/crackpipes.
Picture! Thumbs up for Mittens!
