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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
Every tuesday morning on Triple J (an australian radion station) a comedy band called tripod do a song in an hour challenge. They have to write a song in an hour. last tuesday they had to do one on love in the starwars universe. the opening lines went like this:
set in the cantina of Star Wars IV (the first one released

Guy With Fucked Up Face: He doesn't like you...I don't like you either...but him over there, he likes you, he wants to get with you.

Luke Skywalker: I'll be careful.

GWFUF: YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!

i dunno, i just found that hilariously funny, you probably had to be there
Apr 24 2002 5:57AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Yeah definetly had to be there

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit
Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
Apr 25 2002 3:05PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Yeah definetly had to be there

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit
Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
Apr 25 2002 3:05PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
yah, I'll agree, had to be there huh

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 26 2002 12:07AM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
yeah...
tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'
nick to tom- 'my 1st time'
me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'
nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*
nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'
me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'
Apr 26 2002 1:53AM
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bachelorskir
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
that really was one of those had to be there moments

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Apr 27 2002 4:52PM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
agreed
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'A beautiful girl can make you dizzy. Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high. They are the single greatest commodity known to man. The promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tommorow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, and in her soul, and in the way she makes every rotten little thing about the world seem like it's going to be okay.' - Taking Back Sunday
Apr 27 2002 5:13PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Musta been a had to be there thing huh?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
Apr 27 2002 10:01PM
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fairygirl
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I think it was totally a 'had to have been there' kind of thing...


'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
Apr 29 2002 4:22AM
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