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How to piss of your teacher without getting in trouble?

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mason-
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yeah so recently i got this student teaceher in math class, im a sophomore btw, and i hate her. shes a complete jerk. anyone know any ways to annoy her, but annoy her in a way where she cant give me a detention?

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bustinthejus
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Last year when I had a really bad teacher, our whole class would start playing catch with an invisible ball. Everyone got into it and everybody stopped paying attention to her class haha... Eventually she's like "ALRIGHT FINE, I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS 5 MINUTES TO PLAY AND THEN WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK" and everybody just sat there fully paying attention to her lol.

Some really good stuff in here though - definitely gonna be using it next time I get a bitchy teacher
15 years ago
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rigzz
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My threads for when i'll remember my great prank!
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max...
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lol +++k
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MADDECENT
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Sorry. See if this works.
15 years ago
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finder_of_gnomes
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the funniest thing my friends and I did was my old school had the same t.v as me and I found out the remotes work on same t.v and the t.vs had cable so we would turn on the t.v and flip threw channels she never thought to check us.
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Baskin.
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when your teacher walks behind your chair suddenly move your chair out of your desk and nail them in the back...tell them it was an accident
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asapCferg
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these are funny
my threads
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Broseph_Stalin
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this
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PhilboydStudge
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A kid I know got a universal remote and programmed it to the tv, and turned it on and off all class. The teacher had to call the tech guy down and wasted a whole class.
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Motes
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haha supertroopers
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superpoluha
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my friend said, in like one of those generic reading voices, "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
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knows_butter
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I wish I'd seen this thread when I was still in highschool.
15 years ago
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SnowFarmerSC
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if you have the desk with the baskets under lick you fingers and rub them on the basket make high pitched noise and pisses everyone off i do it in spanish all the time

15 years ago
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Bragger224
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hahaha you just made my day
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ECfreeski3
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leave your teachers alone and stop trying to make their life a living hell. there are plenty of douchy teachers but the fact is theyre teaching kids for a living and it sure as shit isnt for the pay. so grow up and respect your teachers, you guys are a bunch of fucks
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I guess you need some electrical skills to do this, but my friend made a device that finds and then broadcasts  sinals from tv's. SO it basically mimics a remote, and gives the signal for the tv to turn off or on, the funny part was, he put it in an altoids tin. So it could be sitting anywhere and just turning random tv's on and off. Best thing it has an area effect and works on more than one tv.
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ChanchoVelez.
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im guilty of this. its sooo funny!

15 years ago
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Motherfucka
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If you have the mouses with red laser thingies on the bottom(wont work with old school ball mouses), tape the bottom so it wont ever detect movement. Got all of my teachers with this and drove them crazy.

I have to take a speech class and my teacher, Mr. Winn, has ADD and ADHD hardcore. We had to memorize a 100 pt speech and demonstrate it in a way such as a dance, rap, excersise. Well I told him I knew sign language and got a couple of buddies to go along with it saying I used to be a translator for my middle school. I did it, and I dont know any sign lingo whatsoever and finished with 20 extra credit points.

Not a prank on teachers but on students, if you can fake an acsent really well. Theres this really hot Latino girl that I talk to with a european acsent to and tell her im a foreign exchange student and stuff. She beleives me. Im going to seduce her. With my "culture";)

15 years ago
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doyle.
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ma threads
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TOUCHE
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What i did was i got a laser pointer and when ever the teacher was writing on the board i would trace what she was writing at the same time and stopped when she looked around. you can also shine it on the back of your teachers head and everyone cracks up.
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u_no_ssip_i
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Just kill her. That seems like the only option at this point.
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Italian.Stallion
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bump for some more answers
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Schlop
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Just to disrupt the class, I *67'ed my student teachers cellphone and phoned her a few times. The real teacher threatened us but couldn't do anything. Then I phoned a bunch of numbers in the class, and some people had their volume way up, so I kept calling them after their phones were taken away.


Another one, which worked at in elementary school because there was no PA or bell, was to change the clock when the teacher wasn't looking. Get off 30 minutes early on Friday? FUCK YEAH


My French teacher has literally been moved schools at least once for sexually harassing students. He's creepy as hell, and eyes down girls in the hallway more than we do. He puts innuendos in every conversation with female students, and he's also a fucking asshole. Every time I enter the classroom I pick up any small item and throw it at his desk and personal shit. fuckin hate him with a passion

Oh yeah, he's not coming back next year for battery and threatening to kill a kid
15 years ago
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oreopancake.
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I laughed at that line for a solid 5 minutes.
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Mr.Feeny
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if you have the document projector thing, put a piece of scotch tape over the camera and theyll go and try to focus it and it wont work and the lesson is either cancelled, or they have to move to the chalk board lol works like a charm
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FBGM
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i know someone who got detention for this
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shredables
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organize a book drop. everyone drops their text books at the exact same time, the entire class must be watching the clock
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steep
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what's the cat game?
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NickSki.
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Click for larger image
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leahey
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I knew there was a remote somewhere! They are hiding from me! ITS A CONSPIRACY!
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Dukeybrains
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Haha that note is hilarious man, one time my teacher had to call my mom about making little clay bongs it was ridiculous.  "I KNOW WHAT THIS IS I WENT TO COLLEGE"

really though your teachers are people too, they also work very hard and are extremely underpaid especially if they have to deal with all you fuck.  Unless they are really a douche bag, why not try kindness? It can really pay off in the long run.
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gus555
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someone probably already said this.....but.. pee in her bum
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chad.
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get the number for the direct line to the room.

hellaaaa funny.

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KevinK.
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its summer who cares
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FBGM
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i believe it is winter some places in the world. like half of them.
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No_Dub
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Something I used to do is when in computer lab, switch mouses and keyboards with various computers but keep them connected to the right one so the mouse that is infront of the computer dosent do anything.
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grams.
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Weird, our smartboards at school don't have remotes. Also, some smartboards have bluetooth capabilities. I heard from a teacher that I work with at the ski shop that if you turn your phone to bluetooth discoverable mode (on), you can pick up the bluetooth signal from the smartboard. You can then write messages and random stuff on the smartboard apparently via cell phone.
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.jersey
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someone in one of my classes had a universal remote that was like built into his watch, and our teacher was this old bitch that was starting to go crazyy. so the kid kept turning the tv in class on and off and she freaked out and had someone go to our principal to get him down to our class because she said the tv was haunted
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TheDude
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we did this in our spanish class because th teacher...wasnt the brightest in the bunch. just see how many times you can walk around the class room without being caught. its gets pretty intense when you have to pretend your doing work. my record is 23 in one period
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Uah
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When the last alarm goes off begin smashing your head off of your desk and scream incoherently. After your teacher tells you to go to the office or asks whats wrong, jump out of the window and land on a motor bike in a hot tub wearing jeans.
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ChaseB
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http://www.ninjaremote.com/

15 years ago
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danderson.
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Thread is golden. Spent at least 45 minutes laughing my ass off at most of the ideas thrown out.
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Rolfe
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Some of these are so funny
15 years ago
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kootenayklaus
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golden. threads

15 years ago
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wolvmatt
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Have sex with her then tell the news.
15 years ago
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wolvmatt
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I refuse to believe that a stray cat let you pick it up and put it in your backpack.
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PimpingPanda
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Get a fake ID, go to a bar, seduce her, fuck her brains out and cum on her face.  Then complain to the school that she stat raped you.  She will spend the next 10 years in prison getting strap on raped by lez guards and be on the sex predator list for life.

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PimpingPanda
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Here is another one.  Break into her house, wipe your ass with her toothbrush, and of course VIDEOTAPE IT, along with proof it is her house and toothbrush.  Also videotape putting a tiny bit of pee in her coffee, and videotape her drinking it.  Videotape other disgusting stuff.  Have like 4 tapes of 1 disgusting thing, and send one to her like once every 2 week.  By the time she recovers from realizing she brushed her teeth with poop she gets another video!!
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wesley.
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i n 8th grade my friend got "written up". On the note from the sub it said,

Repeatedly yelled at me in southern accent
Continually Danced after many warnings to sit down
Helped Bryan(autistic kid) escape class

All of it was true
15 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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She wouldn't get in trouble for statutory rape because you made her believe that you were of age.  As far as she knew, you were at least 21.  If anything, you would get in trouble for the fake.
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