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How to piss of your teacher without getting in trouble?

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mason-
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yeah so recently i got this student teaceher in math class, im a sophomore btw, and i hate her. shes a complete jerk. anyone know any ways to annoy her, but annoy her in a way where she cant give me a detention?

Apr 15 2009 7:06PM
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*rkp*
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one more...
Apr 29 2009 9:07PM
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here we go!

Apr 29 2009 9:08PM
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Bukowski
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first off, i didn't do this. but two of my friends got an ipod and portable speakers and hid it in the ceiling of my bioligy class. they started it playing in 3rd period and it played the rest of the day cause the teacher couldn't find it. she went psycho. they got in pretty bad trouble though.
Apr 29 2009 10:29PM
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6XLGroup
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PMS?
Apr 29 2009 10:32PM
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solitaryman
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My threads.
Apr 29 2009 11:09PM
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assface
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it was screamo metal too, wasnt it?

Apr 30 2009 12:45PM
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tre-j
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smartboards=epic. if you write on the smartboard, even when its in freeze mode or completely off it still shows up on their computer screen so when you walk in the room just draw random shit on it and it shows up on their screen. funny shit
Apr 30 2009 1:28PM
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ryan.s
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HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH OMG
Apr 30 2009 2:20PM
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ha ha thats awesome im so doing that today!
Apr 30 2009 3:23PM
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fujarome
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some of these are pretty good actually. I'm a fan of just hilarious pranks, not stupid stuff thats just annoying.

but in the end, come on, she's probably just a really nervous student teacher trying to leave a good impression on the school faculty/administrators, let her be.
Apr 30 2009 3:38PM
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tre-j
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this works really good if you have a teacher that you hate and freaks out easy. if they still use a chalkboard hide all the chalk. my math teach flipped and when he found it he bit it then threw it across room hahaa. then hide the erasers. then they have to wipe everything with their hand and they get angry. if they have a smartboard hide alll the pens or just take the eraser thing so when they write it just erases lol. if you really hate him take the mouse from his computer and hide that shit.
Apr 30 2009 5:04PM
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Bumblesteeze
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haha, that reminds me...
Once my friend brought a fart machine with a remote to class. We put the fart machine under her desk, we kept making it fart all class. The teacher was PISSED.

she never knew who and how we did it.
Apr 30 2009 5:09PM
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Peter.
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just begin every question with "hypothetically,..."

and make them really long and obnoxious
Apr 30 2009 5:12PM
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@skiinmitch
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Order a pizza to your class room and start to eat it when you get it or

get a drink and make really lound slurping noises while drinking it

Apr 30 2009 5:42PM
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6XLGroup
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after reading this i executed said charge this week, it worked amazingly well! the whole class got into it, i highly reccomend this one, my teacher even thought it was funny once she figured out wat was up

try a desk retreat also

May 2 2009 6:51PM
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pomme-de-terre
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take a dump in her cars air filter, then when said teacherturns on the air conditioning, it smells like your shit

theyll never see it coming, one second you want cold air, the next second, shit!

May 2 2009 9:40PM
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smooticus
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then slay her
May 2 2009 9:54PM
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Fro-Masta
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ask her questions like, "who would win in a fight, a leopard or a gorilla?" and then keep adding different advantages to each like say the gorilla gets a stick and the whole class should end up getting in a debate about which animal would win. do this with different combinations of animals multiple times a class 
May 2 2009 11:54PM
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speightphoto
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why did you do sparknotes?
its pretty much the same length of the original
May 3 2009 12:13AM
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martin.
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My english teacher has a smartboard. His backround on his computer is a giant picture of his son, so before class I took the smartboard marker and drew a moustache on his sons face. He didn't know it was me, but was upset and kind of sad about it, and changed his backround. I felt bad so I told him it was me after class, and he said it was ok, he would have done the same thing when he was in high school
May 3 2009 8:45AM
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RiSKIe
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my teacher is a freakin chalk addict, so everyonce and a while, when she goes to get copies of something, we take all the chalk from the bored and her desk and place it in the closet on the top shelf. (she is seriously 4'11", so she cant see up there) and then she freaks out, but there is about 10 boxes, and 40 pieces of chalk up there, she will never get it
May 3 2009 10:11AM
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assface
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i desk charged today, desk retreat tomorrow. the desk charge ended up being a desk jam at the front of the room it was only on half the room though
May 5 2009 2:37AM
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OAK_TREE
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if you have a really old substitute that has a couple screws loose tell him/her that the dry erase markers work better if you pound on the dry erase board. worked in one of my classes in highschool.
May 5 2009 12:17PM
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Morgen.
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so many good ideas.

i must say the desk charge is the best so far.

but i got a good one.

i found some cat walking along side the road by my school so i brought it to school with me and put it in my bag. then when i got into class i let it go.,... my teacher was like WTF? he ended up taking it home and kept it haha.

it was still funny cause the cat was spraying everywhere hahahahahaha.

ahh the memories

May 5 2009 2:42PM
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snowking249
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hahahaha. holy shit thats good
May 7 2009 4:19PM
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theya222
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I took my wireless mouse to school once i plugged it in and sat at the front row and moved the mouse it was hilarious and we had a supply teacher who knew nothing about PC's and we spent half the lesson waiting for a technician to come
Mar 10 2010 5:02PM
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Bar_Down
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smoke weed in class. worked for my buddies and i...
Mar 10 2010 5:07PM
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Deezy
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put it under ur chair where the metal legs cross... balance it there they never find it. you have to practice it first. if you have tape.. tape it to the bottom so you can move the chair... tht workes for me.
you can hide things for days. id leave a pencil in every class so i never have to ask anyone for one.
Mar 10 2010 5:08PM
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Buzzell
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Nuggeting is a genius trick but it only works on students. First you take a kids backpack when he is not looking (lunch works best) and empty out the binders on the inside. Then flip the backpack inside out, replace the binders inside, and zip it up. The best part is watching the kid run to class with his backpack flipped inside out because he doesn't have time to put it back to normal.
Mar 10 2010 5:14PM
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RcppF
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WHATS THE CAT GAME!?
Mar 10 2010 5:37PM
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123+ski
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if you have the trapezoid shape tables and you sit on the long side, get everyone to spin theirs around when the teacher walks out

hide the whiteboard erasers

get the whole class to pay attention when they are on one side and look away as they move across the room...by the end of the year they will teach from the corner

i have one teacher that says ok a lot so we kept a tally. it got up to something like 368 times in one block
Mar 10 2010 5:41PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Bring a turkey diaphragm call to class. Always good fun.
Mar 10 2010 5:43PM
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8088
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we did this last year. take all the smart board and regular makers and just theme them somewhere. our teacher had to take pills for nervous break downs anyway so she really flipped out when this happened haha it was so awesome.
Mar 10 2010 5:49PM
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Mr.Nikon
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My threads....
Mar 10 2010 5:50PM
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8088
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hide them somewhere...my bad
Mar 10 2010 5:58PM
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Mr_Orange
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or replace one of the smart board markers with a nice fat sharpie
Mar 10 2010 6:05PM
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Panchuk
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When the teacher leaves the class everyone swing their desks around so they're facing the back of the room
Mar 10 2010 6:12PM
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bstuck1
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My high school didn't have AC so when it would get warm teachers would open up the windows. This would lead to us slowly taking objects off of the teachers desk and dropping them out the window. Things came to a head, though, when a kid got pushed out the window (first floor) while he was reaching out of it.
Mar 10 2010 6:17PM
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TheDude
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yesssss i got a kid sooo good at lunch he was like were the fuck is my back pack cuz he didnt recognize his inside out one hahahah
Mar 10 2010 6:22PM
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MADDECENT
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Some kids at my school did this and it was hilarious.

I go to a catholic school, and we are required to take religion class. Some kids got a walkie-talkie and put it in the ceiling tiles right above her desk.

They waited for her to start writing on the board and they would talk to her, saying her name and a bunch of bible verses. She thought God was talking to her, and when they told her to leave the room, she sprinted out. While she was gone they came back in and got the walkie-talkie back.

Funniest shit I have seen yet.
Mar 10 2010 6:24PM
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Gnams
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You must be on your period mister!
Mar 10 2010 7:04PM
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rickroller
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pee in her butt?
Mar 10 2010 7:05PM
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DrZoidberg
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Hahahahahaah^

Beat them with your amazing intellect.

I wrote some assignment, which had to be emailed to the teacher instead of printed even though we're in the same room. It was well written, all by me. So I send it, she gets it and emails me back from her desk seven feet away that she needs to see me. I just call out and go "Ms. Kaplansky, you want to see me," so now most of the class is probably listening. She goes: "Yeah, is this in your own words, cause you know turn it in shows a lot of matching to the original article. Would you actually say 'creates additional rules by which they must adhere' when you speak?" She says it as if she thinks that I think she is too dumb to notice I copied an pasted something (what? re-read that cause it makes sense). I wouldn't, I'd sound dumb if I talked like that in common conversation. Using the terms the article used is better than sounding like a five year old trying to expand it to a three sentence explanation. Either way, being accused of this isn't exactly the nicest thing to do in fornt of the class and I say: "Would you like me to write it less intelligently for you?" That kinda slipped out, and after I realized what I said I though "Owned bitch!" She had nothing to say, kinda mumbled and shut up.
Mar 10 2010 7:15PM
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Panchuk
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Bahahaha sounds epic.
Mar 10 2010 7:16PM
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el_chupacabra
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honestly, i agree with you, though i guess it makes sense since it sounds like 90% of the kids in this thread are still in high school or middle school...i say learn to become friends with student teachers, most of the time they are actually way chill in real life they just can't act like it in the class because they are always being evaluated and have to deal with immature little pricks

case in point, after my senior year of high school, i ended up getting super blazed with my history, ap chem, and spanish student teachers and it was probably the most fun i'd ever had...turns out they were all super chill and the chem student teacher even taught me how to synthesize acid.../claim
Mar 10 2010 7:24PM
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superpoluha
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ahahaha my friend decided to be a choo-choo train and suspended
Mar 10 2010 7:28PM
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Davy.Crockett
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also say literally literally every other word.
Mar 10 2010 7:42PM
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hellomynameisjef
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kill her
Mar 10 2010 7:49PM
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da-bling
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If you have TV's in your classrooms (most schools do)  that is hooked up to cable.  Bring in a universal remote and have it already programmed to your schools tv, turn the tv on during class... pisses teachers off royally, and if they don't notice you can watch tv instead of listening to their lectures
Mar 10 2010 7:53PM
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Ducky.
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my threads
Mar 10 2010 8:06PM
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