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How to piss of your teacher without getting in trouble?

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mason-
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yeah so recently i got this student teaceher in math class, im a sophomore btw, and i hate her. shes a complete jerk. anyone know any ways to annoy her, but annoy her in a way where she cant give me a detention?

Apr 15 2009 7:06PM
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KravtZ
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try to walk around teh room as many time as possible after like 5 or 6 laps they start to be like wtf?
Apr 16 2009 8:36AM
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Tinga
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i think the best way to annoy a teacher wihout getting into trouble is just be a little shit. like talking all the time and correctly all the teachers mistakes and helping other students when the teacher should help them. then do really well in that class.
Apr 16 2009 9:35AM
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ReetsAdeets
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Our teachers have homework hotlines, so after skool, you can call it to get the hw.  but it also is the phone in their room, so if we have a bitchy sub, we have ppl in other classes and shit call it, so their phone rings nostop. its halarious

Apr 16 2009 9:44AM
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ReetsAdeets
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Also, take like gurrila or duct tape, and tape their mouse to their desk
Apr 16 2009 9:48AM
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Dylan_
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that;s absolutely gross and disgusting. i'm guessing your a low lifed scumbag.


but you could always do the cell phone thing.
or bring a gatorade in and "accidently" spill it.
unplug/hid wires if she uses a smartboard or elmo.
debate everything.
make loud annoying noises from your cell phone or your mouth.


or just straight up tell her shes a cunt.
Apr 16 2009 9:56AM
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afton_steeze
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mythreads
Apr 16 2009 10:13AM
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Hubsta
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Well if you really don't like her, put some Laxatives in her coffee/Tea or this other stuff (can't remember the name) which enduces heavy vomiting. (It's available over the counter in a pharmacy.) Harsh stuff but if she's a dick, this is your best weapon.


Apr 16 2009 10:23AM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
Ahh I remembered, it's called: ipecac

Youtube that shit for examples. 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ma_oNT0-d0&feature=PlayList&p=FECFC7BA4A6596AC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2'

'The whole bed is fucking destroyed..'


Apr 16 2009 10:35AM
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BrewskiJr
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let me know how it goes!
Apr 16 2009 8:53PM
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TheBeardedOne
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Apr 16 2009 9:08PM
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amo
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did the smart board thing. it was poorly executed though, and i just kept zooming in and out. the teacher was flabbergasted for about 8 seconds then looked right at me and asked for his remote back.
Apr 16 2009 9:18PM
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AKburns
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The humming game, have people start humming and when he thinks he found out whos doing it, just stop and say its not you.

if the teacher is short, draw a line on the top of the chalk/whiteboard and call it the "(teachers name) line" after a couple tries you can perfect the height and watch him/her jump across the board to erase it
Apr 16 2009 9:23PM
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amo
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i dont understand
Apr 16 2009 9:49PM
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spadeskis
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universal remotes work great and rotting food hidden to especially if you have the old school steam heatin system... also getting y9ou teacher up the ass if she's hot is pretty funny too

Apr 16 2009 11:19PM
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grown-ninja
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back in highschool some one in my music appretiation class programed the tv's remote into their palmpiolt and everytime some one would stand up the tv would turn on or off or when we raised our hands and the volume would go up u prob get the jist, all in all my teacher was a crazy weirdo and we convinsed him it was a ghost in the room doing it so he used the band fund to purchase a new tv sorta felt bad but whatever its in the past
Apr 16 2009 11:34PM
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shradicaljoe
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when its real quiet do that water drop noise, like with flicking your cheek
Apr 17 2009 12:10AM
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appa
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if you have an ipod touch this could work. name your ipod something that doesnt have your name and get the remote app. while your teacher is out of the classroom type in the code on itunes. now whenever you want you can play his/her music without her knowing how it's happening
Apr 17 2009 1:12AM
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geet
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this
Apr 23 2009 9:21PM
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El_Barto.
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so im guessin you were never in HS then, get off your high horse and dont pretend like you've never done gross shit to someone. and if you say you havent you are lying because all HS guys do shit along those lines
Apr 23 2009 9:28PM
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D-Rex
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stare at the teacher and wait for her/him to make eye contact then have a staring contest. Theyll be like wtf but they cant get you in trouble
Apr 23 2009 9:36PM
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skinakedfast
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Some of these are pretty awesome I'm defintaly doing the short teacher one with the name line.

But try getting the whole class involved on being noisey dropping pensils or everyone at once trow paper at the nerd kids.( there my friends too just fun to fuck around with) Also neber act like you care or pay attention and get good grades they hate that.

Apr 23 2009 9:46PM
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BKlein
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Or, instead of being immature, you could:
A: Directly confront your teacher
B: Go to your principal and ask them to do something
Apr 23 2009 10:06PM
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Chronic_
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haha i do this shit.. its so funny theyll start to get freaked out
Apr 23 2009 10:18PM
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vincentlee223
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My geo teacher always made this wierd "uhuum" when she spoke every few sentences. So our class agreed to knock on the desk everytime she did it.


Apr 23 2009 10:22PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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holy fuck, the teacher would have to be so fuckin stupid and annoying for that extent. imagine you sitting there and you teacher just starts throwing up all over her desk
Apr 23 2009 10:24PM
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ct_steeze
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this is the best one mentioned yet!!!

If you have a really bitchy teacher that you hate, get a bunch of kids together that all hate her at lunch. While at lunch, come up with a list of actions (getting yelled at, getting kicked out of class, getting a detention, yelling penis, or anything you can think of) and write them all down on a piece of paper. Next assign point values for each action (5 points for getting told to shut up, 50 points for stealing something of the teacher's and returning it by the end of class without getting caught or having the teacher realize it is missing, whatever you want). Next make a list of the kids that are playing the game. Give the list of names and actions to some kid who wont mind keeping track of points. have everyone pitch in 5 dollars or however much you want at the beginning of the week and award the money at the end of the week to three people with the most points.
I do this in my french class and it makes class so much more fun and interesting and makes it a lot quicker too

You can also get up and sharpen your pencil and break it and keep sharpening your pencil for a really long time until your teacher tells you to sit down.

Pick someone else in the class to help you with opening and closing the windows or shades. have one person stand up and open the window and then go sit down and then have the other person go close it.
Apr 23 2009 10:38PM
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ct_steeze
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sorry for the double post but my french teacher also says "okay" and "Yup... exaactly" all the time so whenever she says okay we say "yup uhuh" and whenever she says "Yup...exaactly" we say "oKay" and she still hasnt caught on after the entire year... she is as dumb as a rock
Apr 23 2009 10:42PM
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pomme-de-terre
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take a full pack of pencils to class and (without making it too obvious you are fucking around) sharpen  whole pack into sawdust with the pencil sharpener

raise your hand, then say "i forgot" do this often

meow

ask questions like "what would you do if i just threw up a baby?"

when the teacher threatens punishment just say, like your talking to a good friend and your not mad or anything "nnnawwww... cmon you wouldnt do that to ME!? would you!?"

finish their sentences

eat something (apple, small bag of chips) VERY loudly

relate everything you say to "this one time in this movie"

take over every point they make, until your practically giving the lesson yourself, then when they try to stop you for talking too much, snap at them for "rudely interrupting you"

theres truly an art to messing with teachers in way where your still answering questions right and such, and arent being an outright straight up douchewrangler, but your still pissing them off, its a difficult balance, and it takes time and skill to learn


Apr 23 2009 10:58PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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ohh god... that reminds me in 8th grade when my friend had his laser pointer out, and the teacher never could figure out who had it. so she calls the school police officers to come and pat everyone down in the class. Funny as hell.
Apr 23 2009 11:04PM
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RAWLAN
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if everyone on this site was like you id be a snowboarder...
Apr 23 2009 11:12PM
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Balto
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penis game
Apr 23 2009 11:15PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Whistle like a bird and have a ton of other people do it.  have someone from 1 side of the room do it, then someone else.  and laserpointer.  get multiple people with them also in case you get caught.
Apr 23 2009 11:26PM
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MoistAbode
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my threads fot tomorrow morning
Apr 23 2009 11:31PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Got another one.  Get 2 quarters.  take a pencil, and draw on the little ridges on the sides of one, and leave the other blank.  Go up to your teacher before or in between classes, and challenge her to a "game." give her the quarter with shit on the sides.  Take a piece of paper, and draw a target with point values on it.  Tell them they get 10 turns to roll the quarter from their forehead, down their nose and onto the paper to get as many points as possible.  keep track, of theirs, then you do it with the clean quarter.  By the end, theyll have tons of pencil marks all over their face, and they wont know it, and theyll think your nice.  Its halarious if you do it right.
Apr 23 2009 11:53PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Make loud animal noises, BARNYARD BITCH!
Apr 23 2009 11:57PM
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gnarrr
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there is just too many ways. in gym class our teacher would make us run 2 miles every morning, so most of the days kids either skipped or hid in the forest.
Apr 24 2009 2:24AM
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uni-corn
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Yes.
Apr 24 2009 2:27AM
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BigJew
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I'm pretty sure everybody did that. The teacher doesn't really expect fat Stacia to run 2 miles, does he?
Apr 24 2009 2:59AM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
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tape a laser pointer down to something but make it point at something near a teacher, it should be there the entire class and no one will no who has it, you should make it hidden though.    

Also a good one is find a place where the teacher walks back forth though, then put fishing line across their path, they will get caught in it and freak out and everyone will think they are crazy

Pick a word to yell, see who can yell it the loudest or say it the most (penis game or meow game)

Apr 24 2009 7:58AM
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urbanjib
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so in English my teacher is crazy... like crazy she has to take meds for it

and she has about 25 stuffed animals from winnie the pooh...

so whenever she leaves class we would take one of the lil animals and place it in the ceiling... we also did it with her frames and what not
didnt notice it at first but a couple weeks later, everything was gone from her desk and shelves and she was freaking out

and yesterday we did the smartboard thing, except we had 2 remotes... so we would randomly turn it on in class, and she would turn it off, so we would turn it back on

flipped her shiit
Apr 24 2009 8:23AM
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beowulf
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take a poke ball and throw it at the teacher and say "bitch return"  or "i choose you pikachu"
Apr 24 2009 9:12AM
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Z_rob
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THIS.
and if the answer is too brief just keep asking why.
Apr 24 2009 12:03PM
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wolf.
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hahah yes
Apr 24 2009 2:00PM
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benJAHmin
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In my welsh class (im from wales) this lad didnt even sit down for over an hour, i think he had like over 100 laps without the teacher even noticing, also walk like zoidberg with sound effects.
Apr 24 2009 5:10PM
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hellomynameisjef
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we have a really bitchy study hall monitor so one day we got pissed and Grateful_Jack had the most banger idea. He started making a single noise over and over again, and slowly, about 15 kids joined in one by one, and it was like a fucking synphony in there. and when she flipped and sent a couple kids to the office, they just said they got sent for tapping their fingers on their desks.
Apr 24 2009 6:03PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Even funnier, in my history class when people were trying to open a powerpoint that they had emailed themselves, me and some other kid were near the smartboard, and every time the kid on the computer went to click on something, we moved the mouse using the smartboard and he was like ???.
Apr 24 2009 6:59PM
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D_War
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good one. even gave it a name ....you must be a pro prankster
Apr 29 2009 7:56PM
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_CC_
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hmmm i put a sticky notw on the bottem of my history teachers mouse during a power point and she got pretty pissed, never knew i did it.  A friend of mine somehow managed to hide in a locked metal cabinet made wierd noises and the teacher went nuts looking for him for most of the class.  my german class once played the blumpkin game with a teacher who spoke no english...that was pretty funny too
Apr 29 2009 8:07PM
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Crack.
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fuck I want to do this so bad...what do you mean when you say put the remote on your desk won't she see it?
Apr 29 2009 8:57PM
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*rkp*
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need......3rd....page.......hold on..
Apr 29 2009 9:07PM
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