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How to piss of your teacher without getting in trouble?

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mason-
Posts: 955 - Karma: 45

yeah so recently i got this student teaceher in math class, im a sophomore btw, and i hate her. shes a complete jerk. anyone know any ways to annoy her, but annoy her in a way where she cant give me a detention?

Apr 15 2009 7:06PM
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Captain-T
Posts: 855 - Karma: 47
if you can, hide an old cell phone in the room and constantly call it during class. They get real pissed with that one.
Apr 15 2009 7:08PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
question EVERYTHING she says. it works...i've done it. ima freshman
Apr 15 2009 7:08PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
The arguing/questioning works great. I do it to all my teachers. It's quite amusing, a great way to pass the time.
Apr 15 2009 7:12PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
yea or get an old cell phone and put the mosquito noise on it and hide in somewhere where no one would look. then set 3 alarms or more during that class period, and have the sound be the mosquito noise. works like a charm and is annoying as hell to everyone except you. cuz u just laugh
Apr 15 2009 7:15PM
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Jib-Ninja
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you cant argue, i yelled at my teacher twice cuz he is a cocky faggot and have gotten a detention both times, the cell phone is mad good. Idk, i TP'd this guy that im talking about tho. Just say "Thats Right" after everything they say. We call it pulling a P.Diddy where im from.
Apr 15 2009 7:16PM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77
Get that really high pitched ringtone thing and play all the time. Teachers have no clue what the fuck it is.
Apr 15 2009 8:22PM
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BrewskiJr
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Alright. This is the best one I have ever came up with and the best one i have seen in my 4 years in high school. This only works if you have a Smartboard. If you don't know what this is you don't have it. You can stop reading.
Take the white smart board remote, that controls the projector, before class. Try to make sure no one notices you taking it so you won't get blamed. On the remote is a "Magnify" "+" "-" sign. When the teacher has notes up on the board, magnify the screen when he/she isn't looking. Do that every couple minutes and the teacher will start to notice, however, they won't understand whats going on and probably just blame the computer or smartboard. I did this in my AP Macroeconomics class (gotta have fun somehow). I got it to the point where you could only see about five words on the entire screen. It was hilarious. If a teacher asks you to empty out your pockets to see if youre hiding the remote, place it on your chair as you get up. This worked for me and I never got caught.
Apr 15 2009 8:30PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
brilliance ive never thought of doing that
Apr 15 2009 9:02PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
im doing this tomorrow
Apr 15 2009 9:17PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
the smartboards were alllll the rage
Apr 15 2009 10:30PM
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TheButterHashira
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Haha I used to take the remote and turn on the tv and stuff in class. Easy to get caught though. You can try to get everyone sneezing and coughing. It is a beautiful thing when the whole class is doing it.
Apr 15 2009 10:33PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
you - that really offends me
her- what offends you?
you- what you just did
her- what did i do?
you- there! you're doing it again!! stop!!

and so on
Apr 15 2009 10:35PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
today i just stole my teachers flash drive for her lesson for our trig class.

we've also stolen her speakers, stylus, mouse and clock one day when she went to run off copies. she's only found the mouse and stylus so far. it's been 2 weeks since then.

she is the worse teacher i've ever had, never learned a thing in there so far. it sucks big time. the entire class relies on cheating to pass the class which is ridiculous.
Apr 15 2009 10:36PM
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Seths22
Posts: 272 - Karma: -3
hopefully, you'll look back and realize what a little shit you were.  piss in hell
Apr 15 2009 10:55PM
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DCE06
Posts: 94 - Karma: 10

what we did to a teacher that worked really well was to take an old alarm clock set it to go off during your class or another class which ever you want and put it up in the ceiling tiles if you have them. yes i got this from the office, but it still works. We did it as a prank to a really cool teacher though so i don't know if you'll get in trouble or not our teacher just thought it was funny

Apr 15 2009 11:05PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
my teacher leaned against his smartboard and some hardcore interracial porn video started playing, apparently some kid put it on his desktop or some shit, still hasnt gotten caught.
Apr 15 2009 11:06PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
It's a STUDENT TEACHER.  You can get away with anything.
Apr 15 2009 11:07PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
slay her
Apr 15 2009 11:07PM
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no_steeze
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my math classroom has speakers in it and the cable is right next to the cable for a laptop charger so we put the headphone cable in the laptop charger and it makes the worst noise and my teacher spent 10 mins trying to figure it out
Apr 15 2009 11:08PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
gravity attack
tell everyone to fall to the floor and hide under the desks and shit when you yell GRAVITY ATTACK
yell it then everyone will fall to the floor and the teacher will be like what the f kyle
works every time
Apr 15 2009 11:10PM
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EvanMeyer
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^^you're a retard

if you can take your teachers cell phone and get the number call it *67 my friend did it 4 times in a class my teacher was like what the fuck is going on. a kid in my algebra class got a vibrating back massage thing taped it behind the cabnit during a test and it sounded like a phone vibrating the teacher never found it. be really obnoxious without "acting smart" be creative its simple
Apr 15 2009 11:11PM
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gbirrd
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best thing i always do.

anything the teacher is talking about. Make it into a depate! get the class into it.

Apr 15 2009 11:11PM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
what are you, gay?


but a good way to piss of teachers is just ask really random questions alot during class. It works every time and ive never gotten detention. Today during algebra i asked my teacher if shes ever seen superbad just out of the blue and she was like "im disgusted that you've ever even seen that movie" (im in 8th grade) I also randomly asked "where you a party animal in college?" he was like "will, that is not relevant to the subject" with a pissed look on his face
Apr 15 2009 11:12PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,364
i used to spit in my teachers coffee when he would leave the room. he never knew so it didnt annoy him but it made me feel pretty damn good. you could also try ass pennies
Apr 15 2009 11:14PM
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jayo.
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in english, i have a deaf student teacher. we pretty much just do what we want in that class.
Apr 15 2009 11:15PM
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wnab21
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what are ass pennies?
Apr 15 2009 11:15PM
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-Dan
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LOL 2 words. best reply.
Apr 15 2009 11:16PM
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comeatmebro
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just ask every question possible about the subject. if they quit answering you just talk to the principal or guidance counselor about them not helping you in class.
Apr 15 2009 11:16PM
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amo
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i cannot wait to do this in math class tomorrow.
Apr 15 2009 11:17PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,364
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XffaAr6sjE

idk how to imbed, +k if someone can
Apr 15 2009 11:18PM
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bigpleezer
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we got into our teachers overhead projector files and made it so when she clicked a link to what was sopposed to be educational meatspin popped up on the overhead in front of the whole class, she freaked,.
Apr 15 2009 11:21PM
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Balto
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fart really really loud in the middle of a test when no one is talking
Apr 15 2009 11:22PM
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amo
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

lolocaust
Apr 15 2009 11:27PM
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JosephStalin
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Apr 15 2009 11:35PM
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El_Barto.
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thanks Zallion, do you want the karma ups or fedex?
Apr 15 2009 11:36PM
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bibs_skibum
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Apr 15 2009 11:37PM
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no_steeze
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the most fun thing to do is agree to hide under the desk when the kid yells gravity attack, then when he's not paying attention, you tell everyone not to do anything, so the kid jumps up, yells gravity attack, and nobody does anything and he just stands there wanting to die
Apr 15 2009 11:39PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Isn't it obvious? Outsmart her.  What teacher wants to be taught something by a student?
Apr 15 2009 11:41PM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
grow some balls and get in trouble
Apr 15 2009 11:47PM
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C_Perin
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If you have a class phone then type the number into your phone with *67 and call it all class. ha. the number is uasully on the phone
Apr 15 2009 11:52PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
Isn't it obvious.

Pee in her butt. How could she ever get mad?
Apr 16 2009 12:04AM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77
Desk Charge:

Throughout the period have everyone move their desks up a few inches at a time, until there is no room at the front of the class and the teacher is surrounded
Apr 16 2009 12:11AM
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steezemeister
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lol
Apr 16 2009 12:28AM
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dman1260
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underachieve......
Apr 16 2009 1:11AM
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nychka
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 61
2 words: laser pointer
Apr 16 2009 1:26AM
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General_Ripper
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When I was in spanish I used to tell Senorita MCmanus that spanish was useless and i would have no need for it if I was to become an engineer......She used to freak out but I was right no spanish in college so it was a waste of time.

Sparknotes: If the teacher is a bitch like I had tell her the sole purpose of her life is useless to you...that should be a good way toget back at them for all there bs 
Apr 16 2009 1:45AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031

my threads

Apr 16 2009 1:53AM
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Santa-Cruz
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i want to try the cell phone one

Apr 16 2009 1:55AM
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Seths22
Posts: 272 - Karma: -3
i'm the retard cause i'm the only one calling this kid out for acting like a little prick?

oh, and great prank dude!  what are you, fucking 10 years old?  fuck outta here
Apr 16 2009 2:01AM
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reverendwrong
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play the cat game...my records 27
Apr 16 2009 8:14AM
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