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Dude!! See this is why you are fucked. You are ignoring the signs. You know why all the previously known entrances are boarded it up and it is so hard to get into? You arent meant to enter. Something inside will fuck you up. I will explain the cop in yet another easy to read guide.
1.He is a harmless officer on patrol. Not fucking likely outside a creepy abandoned hospital.
2. He knows the secret of the tortured soul that is locked inside. He was only trying to help keep you safe.
3. The guy is hiding something in there he doesnt want you to see. WARNING, if this is the case , he will kill your ass. If you find bodies(dead bodies) inside, you will turn around to see the cop who in a thick accent common to whatever region he will say "i thought i told you kids to stay away, you just wouldnt listen" DUCK! the bastard at this point will be swinging a solid object at your head. It will either be an axe, a shovel, a crowbar, or a 2x4. Any will knock you out. If the duck was successful, run like hell. If it wasnt... well youre fucked, unless this is towards the end of your adventure where you can make a heroic escape. Regardless you will find yourself tied up. With what it doesnt matter, just rest assured that he will have tied your ass up. As i said before, if this is early on, you are dead. But let us assume it is not. I will break the escape sequence into stages.
Follow this exactly or you will fail!
Stage 1: You wake up, thinks are blurry and hazy. The nights events will rush back to you. Either you will be dragged along the floor or you are resting in a spot alone. You may be hanging from a chain upside down. This part is important! The villain will leave you alone. Prime time to escape right? Fuck no. It is impossible, many have tried, many have failed. Just sit tight and wait for the next stage.
Stage 2: The villain appears. He will shuffle into your view carrying something heavy. No i dont know why, he just will. It could be one of your friends. If it is, dont worry about them. He will either kill them or you, two people never make it out of the tie up scene. Be patient and pray it is not you that is chosen.
Stage 3: YAY! he killed your friend and not you! Now begins what i like to call the Villainous-Gloating-triumphant-i got picked on in highschool-momma neva loved me-youre gonna die next rant. Now is time to start looking for a weapon or anything to release you from your bonds. If you are tied with rope, search the floor around you for something shiny. It will be there and it will also be sharp. Take the opportunity to cut yourself free, just dont let him know you are yet. If you are hanging upside down from a chain, start looking for a conveniently placed lever that you can swing to to drop you down.
Stage 4: this is the "Fuck This Shit Im Done Stage" Its time to kill that bitch. If you were roped up, wait for the opportunity to use your new-found blade against him. If you were in chains, swing to the lever, release yourself and grab the makeshift weapon that is at hand(probably some form of metal bar). ATTACK! Obviously your first weapon will not kill him, it is just customary to start the fight this way. Start searching the room for some environmental factor to kill him with. I think i read that there is a hole in this hospital. So for simplicities sake, let us say you use that to your advantage. As you tussle with your opponent start working your way to the edge of the pit. Wait till the point when all seems lost. He will probably laugh at you. He will stand over you, then BLAM! "Fuck this shit" you say as you pull off some karate move that a character taught you earlier in the day just playin around. You flip him over top of you and into the pit where he is impaled on something sharp.
Step 5: Peace out of that god forsaken hospital. As you finally have a chance to rest, remember who saved your life. You are welcome.
Haha, jus tryna help ya out man. But seriously, it's spring break and im bored.
dude only around 8000 people died at gettysburg, much less in devils den
i call bullshit
wow i would want to do that kinda. i would shit my pants though. bring alot of flashlights and bring a knife or bat. i just wouldnt feel safe
this sounds cool, i wish you luck in dodging the cop next time you go.
the only question i have is what do you mean by "dangle our way in?"
does that mean you are going to do all of this with your linuses hanging out?