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cj
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Ill be the first to admit: this is VERY VERY true!



One day God came to Adam and said, ''I've got some good news and some bad news.'
''Well, give me the good news first.''

''I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.''

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, ''These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?''

''The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.''


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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Jan 25 2004 2:30AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
yep, hate to admit it, like when you get done jerking off, then you are like wut the hell was i thinking, i can't belive i just imagined that.



get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
Jan 25 2004 2:38AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
^not all of us picture Aunt Flo while doing the dirty deed.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Jan 25 2004 2:44AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,144
^ Yeah, I was gonna say...dude... what are you thinking about? Or do we even want to know...
Cj's thing is right I think...for the most part. Although I've had my 'I seriously want that...shit, I better not start, her boyfriend looks like he kills people for fun' things. That's brain, right?
Jan 25 2004 2:50AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
haha true true, ohwell. i'm down with it




Seize the carp
Jan 25 2004 2:52AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
hahahahahahahh aunt flo, nope wayyyyyyyyyyy off. lol im just joking.... or am i



get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
Jan 25 2004 3:15AM
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auski
Posts: 730 - Karma: 1,033
no you really aren't..
Jan 25 2004 9:26AM
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linemaverick540
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yea man i dont think you are


member5054
Jan 25 2004 9:58AM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
yep you definatly jack off thinking about family members and animals. You love beastiality.
Jan 25 2004 10:43AM
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freeskierboy
Posts: 269 - Karma: 10
i think hes saying right after you blow your load you dont really think of doing it again cause you feel totally different, unless your some creepy bastard that beats off hourly
Jan 25 2004 12:51PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
thats kinda what i meant^^ but out of sarcasm, kinda hard to portray sarcasm on the internet



get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
Jan 25 2004 1:22PM
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