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DENALI44
Posts: 973 - Karma: 19
any mormon skiers out here aka LDS, or followers of one of the most made up religions to be practiced. although all religions are horse shit.

believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize it's all fake
Jan 24 2004 10:58PM
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JoshBishop
Posts: 464 - Karma: 748
I heard they can survive for weeks underwater.....
May 19 2010 1:32AM
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Leeyum
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 168
this
May 19 2010 1:59AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
they make sexy daughters!
May 19 2010 2:07AM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
I live in utah, but i'm not mormon. no one up the mountain on sundays. shit is awesome.
May 19 2010 8:22AM
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the_zissou
Posts: 927 - Karma: 193
Josh, I told you not to let that secret out of the bag!  Harry Potter actually uses a Mormon spell to breath under water to save Hogwarts.
May 19 2010 1:51PM
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Balto
Posts: 26004 - Karma: 4,478
damn, so the lost city of atlantis was actually a mormon aquatic colony?
May 19 2010 1:54PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 668
d000d ur an ass im atheist but people can believe in jesus if they want.... so GTFO! lol
May 19 2010 1:57PM
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snomaster
Posts: 3346 - Karma: 5,776
I can't believe that Jeremy Jones is Mormon.


http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-2403878029697715684&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash>

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-2403878029697715684&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash>
May 19 2010 2:04PM
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snomaster
Posts: 3346 - Karma: 5,776
http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:southparkstudios.com:104253" width="480" height="400" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" flashVars="autoPlay=false&dist=www.southparkstudios.com&orig=" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000">

full episode
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103933

def of of my favorites.

that smith guy was sketchy at best, fraudulant? Here's how the LDS defends that:
http://www.shields-research.org/General/LDS_Leaders/1stPres/Joseph_Smith/1826_Trial_Walters.htm
May 19 2010 2:17PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 1,205
.............
May 19 2010 2:40PM
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T.Hartman
Posts: 277 - Karma: 53
why do you have to criticize people's beliefs and turn them into a joke? like honestly, does it make you feel better?

I've seen the works of God in my life countless number of times. I'm sorry you're to blind to notice it in yours.
May 19 2010 2:47PM
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kramerbradley35
Posts: 163 - Karma: 10
im a christian
May 19 2010 3:20PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
i believe you mean the M.I.A   mormon intelligence agency they have a building on top the mountains you can see the light at night otherwise its invisible
May 19 2010 3:28PM
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andrewmeehan
Posts: 765 - Karma: 364
three eyes too.
May 19 2010 4:51PM
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Jaznewt
Posts: 919 - Karma: 1,686
i heard that since they can't have sex till marriage..they soak it...
May 19 2010 5:21PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
if i cud giv negative karma points i would.
May 20 2010 12:13AM
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ukskier999
Posts: 58 - Karma: 13
This is a worthless thread.
May 20 2010 12:47AM
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aapowpowwiz
Posts: 48 - Karma: 34
if they wanna sit in church on sundays and get brainwashed all day thats fine with my, ill be shreddin all there lines...hahahaha
May 20 2010 5:12PM
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