Replying to HELP me write my skiing essay!!!!!

heres what i have so far. im supposed to write a persuasive essay thats 2 pages long.. were supposed to reasearch it but i was trying to write a sarcastic essay kinda... heres what i have so far

im not great at writing so help a NSer out. If u cant tell im trying to be sarcastic......

 if u want to add a paragraph or change to help make it better that would be great. ill give u +k


            A controversial issue that has been debated by countless people around the globe is whether resorts with skiing and snowboarding should allow 'gapers' into the terrain park (a terrain park is a trail set aside on a mountain with booters, boxes, and rails). What is a gaper, you ask? Well, if your reading this and wondering what a gaper is, you most likely are one. A gaper is a skier, snowboarder, or snow blader who is completely clueless, usually distinguished by their boston accent and neon colored clothes. They can often be found in the south ridge jib park or standing/sitting under the lip of a jump.
 

  
A beginner/gaper/ someone from eastern massachusetts would not understand why this is an issue. Their knowledge about skiing and more specifically park riding in general is to say the least,  lacking. The goal of a mountain is to keep snow enthusiasts safe- while still having fun. As much as I would like to admit that it is safe for a 'gaper' to ski through the park- it is quite the opposite. The park is a generally flat trail but with large, sculpted piles of snow. On the downhill side of a jump there is a While this may look like a fun obstacle course for a beginner- most gapers don't realize there are actually people going off these crazy obstacles.
  

 
People that ski in the terrain park know the rules- what should and should not be done.