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Dont Let Women Drive your Ferrari

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Yeezus
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30091127/

i read this and i could not help but laugh cuz in my opinion, women cant drive cars. haha

Apr 12 2009 11:25AM
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Captain-T
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I would have shot her. Straight up.
Apr 12 2009 11:28AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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that car can corner at any speed. driver error. dumb broad.
Apr 12 2009 11:29AM
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cfox
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Apr 12 2009 11:41AM
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jmason
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I doubt she would even know to turn the traction control off...
Apr 12 2009 11:44AM
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SHastatahoe
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Haha, Boulder creek.
Apr 12 2009 12:16PM
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Balto
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dumb bitches
Apr 12 2009 12:19PM
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Yeezus
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i saw a ferrari as soon as i pulled out of my neighborhood this morning to go to church. we were behind it for a while. the guy was driving normally but when my dad passed him in out BMW, the dude flipped and gunned it in front of us.
Apr 12 2009 12:21PM
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blindside
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how do you flip a Ferrari?
Apr 12 2009 12:40PM
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ski_DC
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it said it hit an embankment, which would flip anything.
Apr 12 2009 1:13PM
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artfullydodged
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wow, you would have to try pretty hard to flip a ferrari, unless you're a woman that is
Apr 12 2009 1:34PM
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no_steeze
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it takes serious skill to flip a ferrari around a corner
Apr 12 2009 1:41PM
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Elg
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i got to drive a ferrari when i went to italy with my dad last year, it was a really cool experience. They are pretty hard to control when you turn of all the traction control stuff, and when you're not that used to driving something like that. which i wasn't.
Apr 12 2009 2:49PM
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*freeskierpj*
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this learn to read ns it's not too hard...
Apr 12 2009 2:50PM
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DBAKE
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who let her out of the kitchen?

Apr 12 2009 3:25PM
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bout_it
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Fucking women....
Apr 12 2009 3:26PM
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bout_it
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danica patrick is a good driver though...and she's fucking hot.


sorry for the dub-post.
Apr 12 2009 3:27PM
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skrilla_MAC
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dumb cunt!!!!
Apr 12 2009 3:29PM
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wh@t
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"The unidentified woman apparently lost control after taking a curve at too high a speed, hit an embankment and flipped."

soooooo, you guys look cool now.
Apr 12 2009 3:38PM
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BigRodRiley
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i bet she just wanted to take a jump. GTA style
Apr 12 2009 3:40PM
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wh@t
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how would she know what GTA was? my Playstation aint in the kitchen.
Apr 12 2009 3:41PM
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bout_it
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women don't play GTA
Apr 12 2009 3:41PM
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BigRodRiley
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i make it necessity to make my women play GTA as a prerequisite.
Apr 12 2009 3:43PM
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wh@t
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youre gonna spoil it, then its gonna want money, and clothes, and to drive your 360 Modena.
Apr 12 2009 3:45PM
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MatRich
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I never planned on letting my girlfriend drive my ferrari..... only the bently
Apr 12 2009 3:47PM
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BigRodRiley
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they dont need money, clothes, or cars in the kitchen.


hahahaha i love how you call women it. very nice
Apr 12 2009 3:48PM
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Microcosm
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why is it so difficult to control  a ferrari as opposed to any usual car, apart from the power?
Apr 12 2009 5:45PM
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amo
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there is a freshman in my school, she's in Girl Authority, some girl band type thing, i think they're on itunes. anyways, she bought her mom a Ferrari. end of story.
Apr 12 2009 5:57PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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im sure she deserves more than a cunt punt tho hahaha
Apr 12 2009 6:01PM
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s_a_m
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ha never let a women drive any car
Apr 12 2009 6:29PM
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mtbakerteacher
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hahaha was that a call out of someone?
Apr 12 2009 6:49PM
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jayo.
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you just give it all of that and then take it away. teach that bitch a lesson
Apr 12 2009 6:52PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I saw a woman drive her husband's 911 turbo into a parking block so fast the whole front bumper came loose and was pointing at a downward angle.
Apr 12 2009 6:54PM
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no_steeze
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the only thing that connects women with GTA is killing hookers in the game
Apr 12 2009 6:54PM
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FUUUCK
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its not that there more power, theres A LOT more power, on a freeway you could slip and pressure the gas too hard and rear end the car in front of you quite easily, also she probably had never driven anything close to that fast before and panicked.
Apr 12 2009 7:10PM
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EvanMeyer
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Women drivers are terrible my sister drives like a dumb ass and I was hit by a car....Women driver stupid bitches
Apr 12 2009 7:11PM
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Morgen.
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your all sexist.

i can drive just fine.

Apr 12 2009 7:18PM
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freestyler540
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hahahaahha that was my original question
Apr 12 2009 7:19PM
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BrightonFridays
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but can you drive a ferrari?
Apr 12 2009 7:33PM
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poh_money
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hahahhaha
Apr 12 2009 7:36PM
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*V-Love*
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ha, i think that i am a great driver... my bf doesnt. Ive never felt scared riding with any guys, but there have been a number of women that i refused to ride with more than once...
Apr 12 2009 7:45PM
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MADmidwest
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That guy should have known better
Apr 12 2009 7:52PM
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.brian
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my thoughts exactly.
Apr 12 2009 9:05PM
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sarahskis
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I agree. I've driven my dad's 76' 911 targa a lot, and did well enough that he let me take it to a wet track and learn some serious driving.

No matter who you are, theres always really terrible drivers.

Apr 12 2009 9:16PM
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niskykeeper
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lol
Apr 12 2009 9:29PM
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.AR6rider.
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I wouldn't worry about it too much.  I'm willing to bet that more than half the kids posting in this thread aren't even old enough to drive.  Every girl that I know drives just fine too. 
Apr 12 2009 11:07PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Probably half the girls I know have either flipped a car or been in some horrible accident.  One girl I know almost killed a crossing guard with me in the car, and another girl I know played chicken with a bus with me in the car.  One time I was driving a fucking moped with a girl on the back, we switched for 5 minutes and she ran it off the road, into a ditch, and up the other side of the ditch into a mountain.  I was nearly killed.

One girl I know can give road head while she drives though.
Apr 12 2009 11:13PM
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family_vacation
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funny thing is, my mom actually did this once when I was in the car.
Apr 12 2009 11:14PM
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Thenowhereman42
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My best friend and my girlfriend at the time both did that within two weeks of each other, but noticed immediately lol
Apr 12 2009 11:15PM
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lukasdudd
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This is why you never just toss somebody the keys to a Ferrari, most people have absolutely no clue how powerful those thing are. I have never driven one in real life, but I have played Forza for the Xbox with the steering wheel and it took me days of practice to be able to handle the car so  that I wouldn't crash. And another few days to get good at driving it fast. And she prolly didn't flip it on the road, it prolly slid off the road and when it was in the ditched it prolly hit something that caused it to flip.
Apr 13 2009 4:10PM
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PopsicleStand
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yeah whatever i saw a guy in a nice shiny 911 do it right in front of me.

and yeah there are plenty of chick drivers that are just fine, men just seem to take more pride in their driving skills.

its pretty hilarious though that i drove for 2 hours through the worlds gnarliest ice storm, and i was getting sleepy and my chick wanted to drive. switched and she crashed it 5 minutes later into the median. we got out, i got it out of the median somehow, drove home no problem. hahaha.
Apr 13 2009 5:22PM
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