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wanna hear a joke?
miley cyrus.
wanna hear another joke?
the jonas brothers.
why dont black people like country?
every time someone says hoedown they say "what happened to my sister"!
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first?
The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
a blonde was stuck on an island and tried to swim back, she got halfway and turned back because she was tired
what do u call a dead baby on the wall?
art
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied: "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened and he approached the woman again with the same request.
She said: "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again, he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said: "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"
She replied: "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
"No, I won't."
"Well, if you must know," she answered. "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
She said: "See I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.
One evening a drunk walks into a bar, sits down and happens to notice a 12-inch tall man standing a few feet away from him. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him: "What the hell is that?"
The guy replies: "He's a pianist!"
"No way," the drunk says, "You're pulling my leg"
So, the guy next to him picks up the 12-inch man, grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano. Sure enough, this little man starts hammering out all the favorite tunes of the bars' patrons.
"That guy is great," the drunk says. "Where did you get him"?
The man told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it until a genie appeared, and was granted one wish.
Inspired by the story, the drunk runs out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it. When the genie finally pops out the drunk says: "I wish for a million bucks." All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead crapping all over him. Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins cursing.
"You bastard," he says. "I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden a million ducks appeared and started crapping all over my new suit."
The man started laughing and wildly exclaimed: "You don't really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist do you?"
why did hitler comit suicide?
He got his gas bill!
why dont women need a drivers license.....because there are no roads between the bedroom and the kitchen
why dont women need a watch......cause there is a clock on the stove
why does mexico have such a shitty olympic team...... cause every one who could run jump and swim got across the border
how do you keep a black man out of your backyard...... hang one in the front
what do you call a group of trees......
a forest!!!!!
whats the difference between a black woman, and a hockey player?
they both change pads after three periods
why do leprachauns laugh when they run
because the grass tickles thier balls
a black person a mexican and a jew jump off a building, who hits the ground first.
Who cares.
