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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
this has been done but post some of yours here

heres one i had with an ns female:
duffman550: hi
SpinninMacKinnon: heey hwo's this
duffman550: a newschoolers
duffman550: *newschooler
SpinninMacKinnon: ook
duffman550: im bored so i picked a random ns members aim name and it was you
duffman550: wanna cyber ski?
SpinninMacKinnon: ooh
SpinninMacKinnon: i see
SpinninMacKinnon: what
duffman550: u know cyber ski! i hit an e-jump and do an e-trick and u hit the same jump and do a better trick
SpinninMacKinnon: are you on crack
SpinninMacKinnon: lol jk
duffman550: no
SpinninMacKinnon: or just being sarcastic
SpinninMacKinnon: cause that's one of the gayest things i've ever heard of
SpinninMacKinnon: sorry
duffman550: i have feelings too u know!:'(
SpinninMacKinnon: word
duffman550: ;-)
duffman550: ok so we gonna do this?
SpinninMacKinnon: no
duffman550: damn
duffman550: why>
duffman550: u can do 900s
SpinninMacKinnon: becaseu i went skiing today
duffman550: sooo
SpinninMacKinnon: dude, i like, died on a rail
SpinninMacKinnon: i've had my fill for the day
duffman550: my skis got stolen do me a favor
duffman550: ok wanna play cyber twister?
SpinninMacKinnon: no
SpinninMacKinnon: i dont wanna play cyber anythihng
duffman550: well what do wanna do? u messaged me
SpinninMacKinnon: whaaaat dude
duffman550: lets play superfriends!
duffman550: im batman your jenna jameson
SpinninMacKinnon: or not
duffman550: or yes
SpinninMacKinnon: mm no
duffman550: mmm yes!
SpinninMacKinnon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
duffman550: ahahhaa i was just playin it was me joey the whole time
SpinninMacKinnon: who's joey
duffman550: *bobby
SpinninMacKinnon: what the crap yo
duffman550: *steve
duffman550: *kyle?
duffman550: whats a random friends of your name uve almost figured me out?
duffman550: baby?
duffman550: dont u wanna?
duffman550: damn
duffman550: oh well
SpinninMacKinnon: ...........?
SpinninMacKinnon: i'm totally confused
duffman550: ANUS!
duffman550: so in twister i spin and get left hand to pink vagina
SpinninMacKinnon: wow, the maturity level is just through the roof
duffman550: u spin and get right hand to moan to carrot
SpinninMacKinnon: chill out
duffman550: im cooler than cool
duffman550: ur the hot one!
duffman550: SNAP!
duffman550: BOOM!
duffman550: KAPOW!
duffman550: BURN!
SpinninMacKinnon: slam pow ouch gahh
duffman550: YES! now ur at it
SpinninMacKinnon: word
duffman550: ooh oooo yes yesss moan...
SpinninMacKinnon: um
SpinninMacKinnon: noi
duffman550: batman takes it from jennna jameson like an emu
duffman550: arent u my emu?
SpinninMacKinnon: emu
duffman550: U SAID U WOULDNT TELL ABOUT MY BLATTER PROBLEM!
SpinninMacKinnon: what the crap
duffman550: i hate u mommy!
duffman550: wanna cyber?
SpinninMacKinnon: no dude
SpinninMacKinnon: lay off the crack
duffman550: ok then
duffman550: a loser says what...
SpinninMacKinnon: a loser says 'hey my name is duffman550'
SpinninMacKinnon: yeah how original
duffman550: thats not my name thats a fictional character, boy dont u feel dumb!
SpinninMacKinnon: not really
duffman550: yes really
SpinninMacKinnon: i'm out
duffman550: bye ttyl
Jan 23 2004 10:59PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
Irotate360: what tiem does the bus leave
Irotate360: u dont want to talk to me now either
Irotate360: what time does the BUS LEAVE
cA TI E LI n 86: oh haha hmm i think 3
cA TI E LI n 86: yeah 3

she is stupid shit...this was 2 sec ago. ill do another

Irotate360: i will kill u
Bicko88: ight
Bicko88: whats the song called when there liek
Irotate360: holy 2005 skis
Irotate360: https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Forum/ReadTopic.php4?post_id=10052652&catid=1
Bicko88: i see that red door and i wanted patend black
Bicko88: OMG I WANT THE RED SCRATCHES
Irotate360: yea there sweet
Irotate360: its called umm
Bicko88: whats that song called?
Irotate360: black by
Irotate360: someone
Irotate360: go to the track list on NS
Bicko88: k
Irotate360: u find it
Irotate360: i think its by good riddance
Bicko88: i just started looken
Irotate360: its in rfa
Bicko88: what movie?
Bicko88: k
Bicko88: its by gob

another

murawski1315: what
Irotate360: u win
murawski1315: yea
murawski1315: always do
Irotate360: fuckin shitter
murawski1315: ur mom
murawski1315: how was skiing
Irotate360: aight kinda ruff
Irotate360: but aight
murawski1315: what
murawski1315: oh
murawski1315: haha

i realize these arent funny at all but its just a taste of what i go through





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Jan 23 2004 11:07PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
duffman isnt a girl.............
Jan 23 2004 11:09PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^im duffman!
Jan 23 2004 11:16PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
and you a fag because you are fagjibber right?

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'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Jan 23 2004 11:21PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
this is prob someone on this site buts its funny

DreamTheEskimo 11:27 PM: r u black
Swirly999 11:27 PM: no
DreamTheEskimo 11:27 PM: i hate you if you are,
DreamTheEskimo 11:27 PM: thank god
DreamTheEskimo 11:27 PM: goddamn sambos



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Jan 23 2004 11:39PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
he talked to me. hes one wierd kid, he wants to cyber sex and cyber ski.
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Jan 23 2004 11:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
MadMac 6410: yeah theres a big pile of snow in the second court
Lookatthepiggy: cool
MadMac 6410: so you don't want to go to coming home?
Lookatthepiggy: nope
Lookatthepiggy: i'm going skiing
MadMac 6410: oh
MadMac 6410: ok
Lookatthepiggy: are you gonna go?
MadMac 6410: im thinking so
MadMac 6410: i was wondering if you wanted a date
Lookatthepiggy: i would if i wasnt going skiing
MadMac 6410: yeah
Lookatthepiggy: coming home was the gayest thing ever last year
MadMac 6410: lol
MadMac 6410: did you have a date
Lookatthepiggy: yes
Lookatthepiggy: becca
MadMac 6410: lol
MadMac 6410: yeah
Lookatthepiggy: dude
MadMac 6410: what
Lookatthepiggy: can you still get me a date
MadMac 6410: mabye
MadMac 6410: why no skiing?
Lookatthepiggy: i dunno
Lookatthepiggy: heim couldnt go or something
MadMac 6410: ok
MadMac 6410: hold on
MadMac 6410: ok start talking to jenae lol
Lookatthepiggy: ok
Lookatthepiggy: so why am I talking to her?
MadMac 6410: lol
MadMac 6410: she said she didn't know you well enough to go to a dance with you
Lookatthepiggy: oh ok
MadMac 6410: were did you find the toxic video of britney spears
Lookatthepiggy: i saw it on MTV
Lookatthepiggy: but i assume its somewhere online
MadMac 6410: yeah its on msn

Coming Soon...
Jan 24 2004 12:16AM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
lj5 that was the funniest shit i have ever read
'proud citzen of the NS Isle'
BE YOURSELF
Jan 24 2004 12:17AM
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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
hahah, cyber skiing. I think ive found a career....
Jan 24 2004 12:29AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i think lj5 is offically cool again after that


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Jan 24 2004 1:08AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hmm, that conversation completely reminded me of 'Take off my robe and wizard hat' or whatever. Haha funny shit.



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 24 2004 5:17AM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
hahahaha, lj5 is awesome, thats some of the funniest stuff ive read in a long time.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
Jan 24 2004 6:07AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
he is linejibber550 i think
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Jan 24 2004 11:23AM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
that was funny.. you made my day



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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty
haha.. duty
haha.. diareha
hey lois... diareha
Jan 24 2004 11:31AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
pathetic attempt to recreate the 'I take off my robe and wizard hat' thread
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SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Jan 24 2004 11:41AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
no, it was funny. yes, its fagjibber, but iyts still funny


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Jan 24 2004 12:12PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
maybe i dont have a funny boner cuz i didnt find it very funny at all
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SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Jan 24 2004 12:29PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i thought it was retarted.and i really hate that kid. i dont know why. i know its the internet, but he pisses me off so much.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Jan 24 2004 12:38PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: its nuts.....and who they are calling for don't live here!
GravtecK: tell them to suck on blitzen's cock
oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: i thought blitzen was a female
GravtecK: some of the reindeers are female?
oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: they got to reproduce somehow....they aren't asexual
GravtecK: yea, but they don't have to work santas sleigh
oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: they could....there is no gender restriction to pulling a fat man in a sleigh
GravtecK: whatev
GravtecK: hah
GravtecK: i don't think the women can hack it
GravtecK: halfway through the night
GravtecK: 'my hooves hurt'
oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: well that is the thought process of every female
oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: can never go through with something
GravtecK: entirely true
Jan 24 2004 1:01PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
haha^
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*Northeast Cult*
Jan 24 2004 1:25PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
lj5 = linejibber550= fagjibber

there









~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Jan 24 2004 1:27PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^mattman=battman=superman's bitch?
You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.
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Jan 24 2004 4:12PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i agree


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Jan 24 2004 5:03PM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
ahahah! that shit is so good! Ill be batman and you be jenna jameson fucking redicoulous
o yes, you can ski backcountry in syracuse ny

'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming' -strode420
Jan 24 2004 8:29PM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
i thought it was funny

Jan 24 2004 10:01PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
lol, linejibber550 what was that









~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Jan 24 2004 11:14PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^damnt ure right that was a shitty comeback how bout this: hey mattman ur a son of a bitch aligator douche bag from amstradam u dirty cunt face gorilla!
You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.
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Jan 24 2004 11:22PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Thats better...









~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Jan 24 2004 11:23PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
OH HELLLLLLLLL NO GRAVTECK! Hell no. Not even true. There are so many guys who whine SOOOOOO much more than chicks about shit like that.



-Sarah

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Jan 25 2004 5:57AM
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