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How to Be Steezy Like Todd Walnuts
Freestyle skiing is all about steeze. Tom Wallisch, pioneer of newschool steeze suggests that you dress as "hood" as possible while you bust aerial maneuvers on the snow launch pads, or slide the "grinder bars." To be steezy like Tom "Todd Walnuts" Wallisch, follow these guidelines.
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[edit] Steps
- Buy large clothing. Your jacket and pants must be at least 2xl and your 6xl tall tee must be properly stretched before taking to the slippery slopes.
- Afterbang every maneuver as much as possible (see Tom Warnick superunkown VI for reference), however avoid "being like a boner when you land." Afterbanging can be described as a straightening of one's posture releasing the tension of one's arms. (Pre and mid-bang are optional)
- Always wear full tilts and make sure you can find Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta.
- Perform the "pretzel" maneuver on the grinder bars by doing a 3/4 helicopter onto the grinder bar and an "opposite way" 3/4 helicopter off the grinder bar.
- Watch Scott Vail perform trick tips on expertvillage.com as an example of Todd Walnuts-esque steeze.
- Learn to do double superman frontflips because you will win the Extreme Games and Sal Masekela will cheer as you soar across the screen in "MEGAMO" advanced technology vision. NOTE: While Todd Walnuts has yet to perform this amazing maneuver, he often dreams of bringing his steeze game to this higher level. Acheiving step 6 will cement your status as an extreme pro freestyle ski expert.
[edit] Tips
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