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My last name is rambo

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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

people tell me i need to live up to the character.

how can i kill people when i weigh like 100 pounds and cant fight worth shit?

anybody got a workout plan?

+k

Apr 8 2009 11:32PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
go to www.tinyentertainment.com
rent some midgets
beat them up
feel like rambo
Apr 8 2009 11:33PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
yah follow this failproof 4 step program and success you will find
Apr 8 2009 11:35PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

i wann be like the real rambo.

he didnt beat up midgets.

Apr 8 2009 11:36PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
HAHAHAHA  thats a minor detail... do you know a lot of  short anorexic guys?
Apr 8 2009 11:38PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
it's all about compromises
you're not 6'2, 200 lbs, jacked, and an excellent shot with a bow and arrow
Apr 8 2009 11:38PM
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skiinLINE
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no one can be like rambo
Apr 8 2009 11:39PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
yes he was quite the bow and arrow master! maybe you can kill midgets on x box games that involve guns!
Apr 8 2009 11:40PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
dude, dont forget Rambo took down a Heli with an EXPLOSIVE arrow....
Apr 8 2009 11:43PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61
yeah but i tripped him today and he threw me against the wall so i guess i underestimated his strength
Apr 8 2009 11:43PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
how about when Rambo sanitized his wound by ripping open a bullet, pouring the gun powder into the wound, and setting it on fire. that was BADASS
Apr 8 2009 11:48PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

thats not a workout plan dude -k

duhh

Apr 8 2009 11:49PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
I dont think you can defeat big and angry armed men and  you probably dont have explosive arrows lying around that you can destroy a helicopter with. So I think the snake bite is your best option at this point
Apr 8 2009 11:55PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
i mean wound+ fire= rambo badd ass!
Apr 8 2009 11:56PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

you just wait and see. i will conquer the wolrd :]

with my mad work out plan

Apr 8 2009 11:58PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
minus k for posting an incredibly stupid and pointless thread, you are a girl, you shouldn't be jacked and you should never want to be.
Apr 8 2009 11:58PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
or how about in the last Rambo movie where he machetes the guys head off and proceeds to kill everything in sight with the 50cal.

some major pwnage in there...

thread creator, ask this man how he did it......

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Apr 8 2009 11:59PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61
how'd you do it?
Apr 8 2009 11:59PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
^ hahahhaha, awesome. Stallone is a shrimp in real life, soo short. Pretty jacked though, and Rambo is quite possibly the illest action hero to ever exist. But yeah, the newest Rambo was nonstop PWNAGE to the extreme. I started laughing because of the amount of damage he was doing in that movie. It was absolutely ridiculous.
Apr 9 2009 12:00AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
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Barry Bonds.. that aught to give you a start......

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Barry+Bonds

Click it^  I am an ass. haha




Apr 9 2009 12:03AM
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Evan.Frazee
Posts: 2285 - Karma: -33
buy a gun and some steroids and grow facial hair. Thats just a start.
Apr 9 2009 12:05AM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
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Apr 9 2009 12:09AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
she was obviously referring her question to barry
Apr 9 2009 12:10AM
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Delphi
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Apr 9 2009 12:13AM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
god damn picture posting fucking suckkkkkkks
Apr 9 2009 12:14AM
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conman2800
Posts: 609 - Karma: -2
yeah nobody can be like rambo
Apr 9 2009 12:53AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
that was fucking legendary when he jumps on the turret, kills the 2 guys in the front of the truck he's on and then spins it around and destroys everything in sight
rambo=badass
Apr 9 2009 1:17PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

im not retarded i know who barry bonds is.

jesus.

you failed big time.

Apr 9 2009 5:55PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
fuck that, he just slings up a nuclear warhead in his bow and shoots it to north korea
Apr 9 2009 5:58PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
you mean hard work and determination? with out the help of performance enhancing drugs?
Apr 9 2009 9:58PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
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Apr 9 2009 10:03PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
my last name is Dubs

i win
Apr 9 2009 10:22PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
let me get this straight. you want to look somewhat like this?
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ew. from what i can tell fromm your pictures youre pretty hot. stay that way.
Apr 10 2009 12:20AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
haha ya ur hot, dont become rambo
Apr 10 2009 12:24AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
in soviet russia, success finds you!
Apr 10 2009 12:33AM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
The way I see it, he facepalmed you because your post was really annoying and exasperating, and frankly, quite useless. So, I'd say you double failed big time.
Apr 10 2009 12:58AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
actually he facepalmed because he didnt understand what she was saying..
Apr 10 2009 1:00AM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

or maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and get a fucking life.

yeah try that douche

Apr 11 2009 11:08PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK NO

i would never ever ever ever ever ever look like that

Apr 11 2009 11:09PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
well rambo looks like that, so you have a tough decision ahead of you
personally you should stay hot and not be able to beat up people
downsides:
you won't live up to your name
people might try to rape you whereas if you look like ^^that chick nobody will EVER try to rape you


Apr 11 2009 11:41PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
LOL +k for making me roflmfaool
Apr 11 2009 11:43PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

your so leet.

just get a b/f and if he pisses you off beat the shit outta him cuz he cant fight back. then you can live up your name

Apr 11 2009 11:59PM
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.brian
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Apr 12 2009 12:04AM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
ONLY IN GIRL FORM OF COURSE
Apr 12 2009 12:04AM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61

hahahahah gross!

hellls no.

i just wanna be the part not look it.

Apr 12 2009 10:46AM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
or you could just pose next to a look a like of him like this

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Apr 12 2009 10:52AM
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Detroit_Steeze
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 193
ewwww
Apr 12 2009 10:53AM
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no_steeze
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haha she can't even hold an m16
Apr 12 2009 11:00AM
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