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So i found my dads stash.....

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C00N3Y
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So i went into my garage to look for stuff to make a bong and i stumble upon a 6 x 12 tresure chest box

and viola!

about an O, papes, bowls, cuters, lighters

so i took about 2 g

so now i smoke free

questiion is does any of your rents burn and any comments on this?
Apr 8 2009 7:25PM
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C00N3Y
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2 g's is about $17
Apr 9 2009 7:46AM
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DutchhGutss
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maybe just tell him and he'll probably hok you up that way you dont feel all guilty
Apr 9 2009 9:28AM
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dbstar
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it never fails to amaze me how fundamentalist the USA really is...
Apr 9 2009 10:37AM
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Static
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word, it ain't no thang pinchin' your dad's shit if he's pulling in 300k a year. What does he do?
Apr 9 2009 10:54AM
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k-rob
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haha sweet. i'm almost positive my dad would still do it if he didn't have to go to work so much, and if it didn't stink up the house haha.
Apr 9 2009 11:48AM
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PattyFow
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haha so i have a few good stories related to this topic,

my mom once told me and my sister, completely in detail, how to grow. like step by step. then told my sister she could. and said i could when im out of high school. haha and she told us a story about how her and my dad bought a pound and shit. it was pretty cool. however im not sure if she currently smokes, i havent found anything to prove that she does consitently...

and the next one, i was dating a girl from a different school, and i would blaze with her brother alll the fucking time. he was in college and shit so i didnt think anything of it. then the next year,  he came to our school as a student teacher, he ended up being my history teacher for first semester, and toward s the end one day during a free period he had we went for a bowl run and then he taught his next class completely baked. haha it was awesome....

Apr 9 2009 12:01PM
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pee13
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yall r gay
Apr 9 2009 12:08PM
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jibbinc
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AHAHAHAHAH\

YES!

you made my day. youre my new quote!

Apr 9 2009 12:19PM
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pee13
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well said

Apr 9 2009 12:20PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i love it. thank you for saying it
Apr 9 2009 2:31PM
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rhcp
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Can I just point out that the majority of Christians really aren't like the "go to hell" kid.

Also, can we please stop turning every thread into some sort of religious or political debate?  This is the reason NS is no fun to come on anymore.

I stopped newschoolers like 4 years ago and recently came back and its like every chance people get to bash someones beliefs they do.  Chill the fuck out (and realize that kid was probably joking anyway).
Apr 9 2009 2:46PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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it's a shame that you haven't taken the time to actually think about life and the bible and how fake religion is.

anyone can see the truth, its right there
Apr 9 2009 2:47PM
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rhcp
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This is what I'm talking about.

And if you actually read the thread you'd know that the person you're quoting doesn't believe in God himself.
Apr 9 2009 2:49PM
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CoolioDude
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haha maybe he was joking about this whole ordeal
Apr 9 2009 3:04PM
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EvanMeyer
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you're an idiot....

my friends mom blazes up all the time off some good ass shit she has some hook up that she wont tell us about but she lets us hot box her car and shit its dope.
Apr 9 2009 3:21PM
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Alex_G
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quit yauching up NSG its retarded
Apr 9 2009 3:38PM
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Luc.
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havnt seen a classic 1 v 1 battle like this on ns in a while.

plus karma to both of you! ahahaha
Apr 9 2009 3:49PM
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DerekAreI
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It only fuels hate in those who are a little uneasy hearing about it. The people who believe it live quite peacibly.  I'm talking about bible believeing christians of course, and not the radical muslims that people like to point to when they talk about "ahh they belive in a god and they kill people rawrawr."
Apr 9 2009 3:58PM
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k-rob
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christians used to be the same way. the muslims are just a bit behind the times.
Apr 9 2009 4:04PM
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kepler.
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Actually.....

Now I've never met a bigger proponent of marijuana than myself but you might wanna check your facts.

Marijuana increases your chance for a heart attack when you smoke it. Even though it calms you down your heart rate is still going crazy. Think of it like tea, it has it's calming effects and keeps you a little wired.

That's why tea and cannabis are wonderful plants.

And to OP. Don't steal bud, well only if the person is a dick. It's bad karma :D
Apr 9 2009 4:05PM
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802amplitude
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Where does it say you cant smoke weed?
Apr 9 2009 4:11PM
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DerekAreI
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well the catagory christian is very large..which christians are you referencing? Catholics, Charismatics, Fundimenalists? please don't say all because that is very untrue
Apr 9 2009 4:12PM
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k-rob
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the ones that used to commit genocide.
Apr 9 2009 4:19PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Apr 9 2009 4:28PM
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KIRKCHAPMAN
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THIS IS THE MOS RIDCULUOUS THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN i cant' even type fast enought ot get my words out

weed is sooo bad for you, think of how many people die every year from weed
think of how many car crashes happen from weed
think of this kids dad going out and eating way too much food cause he is so stoned
he will get fat
and die from obesity
then the kid will die from obesity cause he has the munchies too
ONE WORD AND IM OUT

NATURAL SELECTION
Apr 9 2009 4:36PM
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Luc.
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thats two words brah
Apr 9 2009 4:42PM
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KIRKCHAPMAN
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PWNED
Apr 9 2009 4:44PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You were just preaching about natural selection and I realized that was a bit funny considering you are too fucking stupid to realize Marijuana is a goddamn plant. I personally think if you dont give ANY statistics or ANY links that you might just need to shut the fuck up. Give me incontrovertible evidence that Marijuana will kill me and I will come to the Christmas Islands kneel down AND SUCK YOUR DICK!
Apr 9 2009 4:46PM
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shrEddie
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i dont think my parents smoke, but apparently my dad used to be a big stoner/dealer.  pretty funny to think about, but when i got caught with bud, he was pretty mad, and put me on drug testing.  i think one day ill blaze with him, hopefully sooner rather than later  untill then ill just blaze L's in the memory of his stoner self
Apr 9 2009 4:47PM
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KIRKCHAPMAN
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GET TO DICK SUCKIN
Apr 9 2009 4:50PM
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k-rob
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i think KIRKCHAPMAN is a troll. people who believe in Hell don't believe in natural selection. their world runs on magic, not science.
Apr 9 2009 4:50PM
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JBriskco
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ok first off everything increases your chance of getting a heart attack, except for honey nut fucking cheerios. well either way im proud to be a stoner lol and i didnt mean to sound like i was being a hater

cannabis is wonderful, and tea, together the are both wonderful.

Apr 9 2009 4:53PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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That's the most useless fucking graph I have ever seen. Are the numbers on the Y-axis supposed to represent single people? If so I dont think 10 people dying from Marijuana is bad.
Apr 9 2009 4:53PM
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Jake...
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*goes to kitchen to make popcorn*
Apr 9 2009 4:54PM
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juliana.
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My dad and uncle do and they also used to grow their own...I guess graduating from Cornell really taught them something...
Apr 9 2009 4:56PM
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Luc.
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kirkchapman...u bring a humour to this site i havnt seen since the late 'atlantiski.'...+ karma to u.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

'get to dick suckin!' i havnt laughed that hard in a long time.
Apr 9 2009 4:59PM
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k-rob
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hahahahaha, the CDC doesn't have stats for marijuana induced deaths. they do have drug induced deaths, but the other axis is race, not year. your graph is fake. here are a couple of real ones:
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Apr 9 2009 5:00PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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K-rob what do you think? I think he should come to Canada and suck my dick. thats just me though.
Apr 9 2009 5:07PM
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KIRKCHAPMAN
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DON'T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME WHAT I CANT BELIEVE

simple as this - i know that people like krob can't hold their own in here so they have to go around name calling and making fun of people

what religion are you? rasta farian? go back to jamaca cracker
Apr 9 2009 5:12PM
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k-rob
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name calling? please point out where i called someone a name.

i'm atheist. also i'm canadian.
Apr 9 2009 5:15PM
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KIRKCHAPMAN
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you said i look like atroll
Apr 9 2009 5:16PM
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i.ski.troll.
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i found my dads pipe and dug out around 6 months ago
Apr 9 2009 5:16PM
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k-rob
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no i did not. please learn to read. i said i think you are a troll. if you do not know what a troll is i suggest you google it.
Apr 9 2009 5:18PM
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Mr.Panda
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did you notice when he said "one word" and then said "natural selection" someone called him out on it and he said PWND?  does that mean he pwned himself?
Apr 9 2009 5:27PM
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k-rob
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religious people do that all the time.
Apr 9 2009 5:31PM
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kepler.
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That would be sodomy though.
Apr 9 2009 5:33PM
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Paulage
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did you really just say k-rob cant hold his own??

and rasta, farian, jamaca, and cracker in the same sentance

Apr 9 2009 5:49PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You're one of those people that makes me happy abortion is legal.
Apr 9 2009 5:59PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Are you fucking kidding me? There has NEVER been 1 reported death from use marijuana. THC (the psychoactive ingredient) is humanly and physically impossible to over dose on. One would have to smoke 1500lbs of ganja in 1 hour to die. The smoke inhalation would kill you long before the THC would. And die from obesity?!? You've got to be shitting me. Getting the munch is NOT going to give you obesity, just because you eat some junk food. Honestly, the only time I ever touch junk food is when I'm stoned.

Leave... now
Apr 9 2009 6:02PM
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Crack.
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YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH, GTFO NOW
Apr 9 2009 6:07PM
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