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Powder*Whore
Posts: 482 - Karma: 116

Apr 8 2009 2:45PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Oh man.
Apr 8 2009 2:50PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
only smaller and much creepier
Apr 8 2009 2:50PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
thats soooo weird
Apr 8 2009 3:00PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
hahaha that has to be a joke
Apr 8 2009 3:18PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
nah man the onions legit, no way that its a joke.........................
Apr 8 2009 3:25PM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
haha it stacks it shit in the cave the onion is epic
Apr 8 2009 3:47PM
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Mrvic.
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 154
nope onions straight up facts they get the stuff that the government is trying to keep a secret from the public media
Apr 8 2009 3:53PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
hahaha wow thats crazy
Apr 8 2009 3:56PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
since no1 else did it

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Apr 8 2009 4:00PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
fail

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Apr 8 2009 4:01PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
it in fact didnt eat it's young, it just watched it move around and masterbated
Apr 8 2009 4:40PM
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mr.rise
Posts: 383 - Karma: 15
thats hilarious.
Apr 8 2009 4:50PM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
One of the funniest onion news stories I have watched. The drawings were hilarious.
Apr 8 2009 5:00PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 61
hahahah look at 1:15-1:20 in the marquee it says something about a family ruining a blowjob hahaha
Apr 8 2009 5:17PM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
hahaha golden
Apr 8 2009 5:23PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
The onion delievers the news so fast the other news teams don't bother trying to put a story together.  thats why these stories are only told by the onion
Apr 8 2009 5:24PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
exactly
Apr 8 2009 6:34PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
hahaha submerges half of its body in mud while gripping its genitals and mumbling to itself
Apr 8 2009 6:50PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
hahahha good find
Apr 8 2009 7:06PM
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Powder*Whore
Posts: 482 - Karma: 116
"Census bureau reports that 80% of nation will be assholes by 2050" haha
Apr 8 2009 8:33PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
I thought it was real until the very end when they said he "masterbaites while watching it prey"
Apr 8 2009 9:10PM
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Captain-T
Posts: 855 - Karma: 47
Hahahah absolutely epic
Apr 8 2009 10:13PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
funniest marquee was about the girl who overcame years of serious drug use to prevail and become a casual user haha.
Apr 8 2009 10:18PM
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