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Getting back at your roommate

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suzia
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 20
how do i do it?

here's some background info: she's the type of girl that none of you would like
Apr 6 2009 11:24PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
what did she do to you though?
Apr 6 2009 11:27PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
switch her birth control out with sugar pills
Apr 6 2009 11:28PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
poop in her shampoo bottle
Apr 6 2009 11:30PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
the answer is very simple Molotov cocktail if this fails to work laxative brownies  ;) or just throw ur ski boots at her ftw! pm me footys if u do any of these
Apr 6 2009 11:30PM
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mmmmm...Pie
Posts: 673 - Karma: 15
I like to leave my hockey gear in their bed for the day. Take it out before they get back to the room and they're in for a nice surprise at bedtime.
Apr 6 2009 11:44PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

ceran wrap over the toilet... hahahaha, patrolium jelly on the lid.

Put vegatable oil or olive oil in her shampoo. Mix her lotions with shower soap. and hide something really really smelly in her room

Apr 6 2009 11:48PM
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303
oh my god that must smell horrendous.

honestly i just dont even waste my time with my two roommates. i like one of them but the other two aren't even worth the drama. i don't care to speak with them or see them at all. and i know it bothers them because one still talks shit even though im completely out of their lives.
it's not giving them the silent treatment it's just not wanting to waste your time on people you dub as hopeless.

or you can just pee in their lemonade when they're not home.


Apr 6 2009 11:50PM
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robtheslobonacob
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I don't like girls that do bitchy immature things to other girls, therefore resulting in widespread girl drama which turns into a shitshow. actually now that I think about it, I do enjoy a good shitshow so nevermind continue and you better get a good story out of this that will make my day.
Apr 6 2009 11:50PM
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RICK_ROSS
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naked mud restle
Apr 6 2009 11:51PM
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B.G
Posts: 156 - Karma: 14
searchbar. there was a dam good thread on this earlier
Apr 7 2009 12:43AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
This girl hated her roommate who lived below my friend. Everyday she would scrub the toilet with her tooth brush......its kinda fucked up
Apr 7 2009 12:47AM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
jizz in her shampoo.  oh wait, you can't do that.  well, put knox geletin in the shitter so the water turns into clear jello.  thats always funny.
Apr 7 2009 1:05AM
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Steeze420
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shit in her shoe, shit on her pillow, shit in her closet, shit in her drawer, shit in her car, or shit under her bead.
Apr 7 2009 1:12AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
shit in a bag, freeze it... take the shit out of the bag, get a cheesegrater...the grate the shit all around her room... the shit will melt into the floor, and she will never find the source of the stench!!!
do it
Apr 7 2009 2:03AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
shes probably gotta share a space though, what about combining the grated shit with shampoo, you'd have to do it real fine though

it would be glorious

put itching powder on her dildo? that might be dangerous or something haha
Apr 7 2009 2:09AM
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soulskier
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randomly move her shit around, more and more frequently as time goes on
she'll think shes going crazy

or if she leaves her computer on, get on it and send love e-mails
Apr 7 2009 2:10AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
lube the toilet seat so she either slips off or slips in and gets stuck.

preferably the second option for more lulz
Apr 7 2009 2:12AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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do this. and please record it.
Apr 7 2009 9:15AM
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KravtZ
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hahhahahha wow that is great that guy musta been so pissed off
Apr 7 2009 11:17AM
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waterfordsam
Posts: 172 - Karma: 11
My friend's roommate did that to her friend. Not from hate, just as a joke. I don't really think she fully understood what would happen.....
Apr 7 2009 11:27AM
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Jake...
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thats pretty good.
Apr 7 2009 11:28AM
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El_Barto.
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holy shit that was amazing, how did it go when you saw him the next time?
Apr 7 2009 12:09PM
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Z06
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
That cracked me up
Apr 7 2009 2:28PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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YES!
Apr 7 2009 6:07PM
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lineC88
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repost!!   HAHA but always a good one!!


https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/388560/


^^^^there ya go.....its golden
Apr 7 2009 6:15PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
oh god thats hilarious
Apr 7 2009 6:17PM
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Shredneck
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post nudy pic on newschoolers ftw
Apr 7 2009 6:18PM
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Alkyy
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Well this works better with guys with gay porn but i bet it will get more or less the same effect with girls.

Step 1. Go to your local book store where ever that sells porn, hope you dont see anyone you know and buy lets say 5 gay porn mags (in your case probably just straight up porn)

Step 2, cut out as many individual goodie picturs as possible

Step 3, put them everywhere, in their socks, randomly in books so when they go to class and open a book BAM COCK IN YOUR FACE! in drawers, shoes, car, anywhere you can think of. even when she thinks it is over, she will find more.

I found this one somewhere on here once and i never had to use it, so not my idea but could be worth a good laugh if she didnt piss you off that bad

Apr 7 2009 6:20PM
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Alex_G
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squirt in her shampoo bottle
Apr 7 2009 6:30PM
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Cool4aCanadian
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this kid is a jackass. he made way too big of a deal out of this. he shouldn't give a shit if he is woken up for a second. he is not the one who has to actually get out of bed and go to class. if i was the kid who tripped, i would beat the fuck out of him. all he got out of this was a floor covered in butter and a pissed off roommate. it wasn't even funny.
Apr 7 2009 6:33PM
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Mr.Panda
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i agree to an extent, but also, i know what its like to be the kid sleeping for a class at 9 and a roommate that gets up and slams the door on his way out at 7 when my class at 7 i shut the door quietly.  its annoying as fuck.  but i would say its more annoying if someone comes back LATE like at 2 in the morning and you are asleep.
Apr 7 2009 6:38PM
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VT_FLO
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leave a few laxitive chocolates unwrapped out, or wrap them up in a different wrapper (one that doesn't say laxative infront of chocolate
Apr 7 2009 6:39PM
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Captain-T
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Ohhh yea that is priceless! Knox geletin ftw!!!

Apr 7 2009 8:27PM
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JABrecon
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ANGRY CANADIAN!
Apr 7 2009 8:52PM
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