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skinakedfast
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Was it me or was the park this year the worst it has been in say what 4 or 5 years?! It doesn't help the snowsports manager is a douche and i know the park manager left, but anyway we can make suggestions or even help with the park so it doesn't blow next year? I mean the year i really get into park it sucks horribley. I just couldn't believe they only set up one booter not to mention a sketchy ass one when there was clearly room for 1 or even 2 more. I mean come on. Someone with good park managing exp. please move to bristol and take over. Okay im done ranting.

16 years ago
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Uncle.Badness
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THe park was pretty bad, especially the pipe, it was to big and you could barely get enough speed to get out of the pipe, the most I could crank out was a 3. The rails were not atrocious though I really liked the rainbow bow when it was on the roller.
16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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Deffinetly fell apart. It is really sad that there is that many amazing features there and shit just isn't right.
If Max Carey was president we wouldn't have this problem.
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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Yeah actually i did like the rainbow set up. But yeah the pipe is just stupid and usually the top 3 feet are solid ice too and it has such a terrible lip, I just hope they set up more booters and maybe another bigger hip transfer like there has been before.
16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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I was stunned that they had only one cheese wedge. I'm not all about jumps but it was one and it wasn't very large.
16 years ago
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aznsteeze
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Bristol was such a disappointment.
we went on our march break, coming from Southern Ontario, hoping to get some decent park.
it was sooo shit compared to last year. they had one park staff that didnt do shit,
and 4 features in the big park
i was pretty pissed.
16 years ago
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Uncle.Badness
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Did anyone find some of the feature just worthless, like that corkscrew think and the tire jib, I mean atleast put the tire on a roller you can hand drag over.
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skinakedfast
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Yeah the tire was so pointless, and i was really dissapointed that the only long rail there got broken early season and they just set it on the side the whole year and didn't take enough time just to replace the wood support. Also they took a while to get the park actually set up and it was only fully set up for like a month and a half
16 years ago
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Skavengers303
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haha one day i saw the stupid park crew spend like half an hour scraping ice out between the treads of the tire. me and my buddies got a kick outta that.

the park really was horrible this year though. everything was set up so sketchy it wasn't even funny. i didn't see anyone even attempt the flat down flat rail for the last two months sfter they put that booter onto it.

16 years ago
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wnab21
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Maybe part of it was that the east coast didnt get alot of snow, atleast shitty 7 springs
16 years ago
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mmckechnie
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if you're anywhere close to Cuse, you should hit up Toggenburg, probably the best park in CNY
16 years ago
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Uncle.Badness
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if anyone knows kissing bridge, they had some very legit kickers, that was the only place I dared to try a 9.
16 years ago
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aznsteeze
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i did the fdf ail when i was there like mid march.
it wasnt that bad.
16 years ago
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juliana.
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Park was terrible they kept the same setup for like a month straight, the whole place has changed so much. Just the fact they wont even let us sit on the "registers" because the window broke when we all know that it was the hot dog that broke it not us sitting up there...even though im guilty of punching the window and cracking it...oops. Im so glad I dont have to ski there anymore and actually have a good park to look forward to!
16 years ago
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SnowRidgeParks
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haha I read the title and was expecting to see a picture of a new piston bully or something, oops. Haven't been to Bristol in a few years, sucks to hear that it's been going downhill. Hopefully they get back on track next season...
16 years ago
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wasatch_rat
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i completely agree. literally none of the rails had any landing whatsoever, it really hurt to drop off. the big jump was tiny and weird, they didnt even have the medium jump, and the little jump line was just 3 lips with a flat surface and no landing. honestly, i already wrote a letter to them complaining, the rest of you should do the same. also, if someone started a facebook group about it that wouldnt hurt. i mean, the park rats are without doubt the most loyal customers, and this year they spit in our face with that shitty park.
16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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haha, Tha ones in tha lodge i take it?
What a fuckin' jip. I was there on a random saturday night an this lil' lampshade border was wearin' someones full tilts an he was riding chairs down tha bank. I laughed an he informed me he is tha steeziest convert in years an that he was also a proffesional chair rider. Someone came out from tha office an swiftly bitched up a store. I just though " Y so serious?"
16 years ago
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aznsteeze
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i totally agree. the rails just go to flat and really hurt when you spin out. same with the little jumps.
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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Im really glad you don't ski there too anymore actually. you are a manly girl that talks as if she is black and you just stand around and make gangster jesters at people who ski by the rail your hiking your cool.
16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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Sarcasm meter needed?
16 years ago
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MrJesseHealy
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Who the fuck even are you? I'm sure 90% of us at Bristol have no idea who you are and to just start calling out people? What did Juliana do to you? What the fuck is this? More bull than the park was this year.
16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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2nd. Please defend yourself sir. I wanna hear as well.
16 years ago
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juliana.
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I would like to know what I did to you also? Pretty sure I have no fucking idea who you are and I have never said a word to you. Oh and I would also like to know how Im manly because I have never heard that before so please inform me!

16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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I saw her in street clothes once, she has girl boobies.
16 years ago
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MrJesseHealy
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Yeah she has bewbiez. They're real nice. And a vagggg.
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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Okay I totally agree that was uncalled for and i'm sorry. And I know I don't know you and you don't know me. But whenever I went by and hit the feature you were hiking I never once saw you hit it, your friends acted like i sucked and was going to eat shit. one of the kids pretended to hit me in the head with ski poles countless times and you threw your hands up in the air threw your head forward and went WHAT?! But man didn't mean to piss that many people off what i say over the internet shouldnt make you angery. Once again I'm sorry.

16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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Respect regained.
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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Oh your definiatly not manly, that was just random shit my fingers combined together.
16 years ago
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juliana.
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well obviously you wouldnt see me hit something if i was hiking it and you were hitting it...i dont normally get mad about something silly like this but the fact that you said i was manly and just throw up "gang" signs isnt true. Im pretty sure im the only girl skier at bristol who tries things so maybe before you say shit about someone you dont even know think about what your gonna say.
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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Couldn't find a better word for gang signs
16 years ago
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MrJesseHealy
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Wait a minute. Which one of you Bristol traitors was using poles? What the hell I thought there was a no-pole pact.

But seriously. It's still pretty uncalled for, although respect may not fully be regained untill you let all of us pee in your butt, thanks for apologizing.

16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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Do i get a funnel?
16 years ago
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MrJesseHealy
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Yeah but we gotta put it in backwards.
16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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Dude, my dick won't fit in tha small end
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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WAITT A MINUTE!! How many people are going to pee in this funnel? Im not a pro buttchuger, im not a butt chuger at all any one have any tips?

Anyways back to the park, Think they will get any new rails/boxes would be dope to get some new boxes like a Dfd would be sick

16 years ago
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MrJesseHealy
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It's gonna be most of us at Bristol peeing in the funnel. It was your choice to make the call out now you gotta face the consequence.

And probably not on the new rails and boxes. At this point, Steve Howie (total doucherrrr and very high on Bristol's management) is doing all he can to diminish the park. Because he is, in fact, a doucher. Funnel goes to him after you.

16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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Yeah thats stupid as hell new features would be bomb.i almost don't even want to work there anymore because of him, does he not realise that the park brings in a ton of revanue?
16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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Waittttttttttt.
I think our buddy Stevie needs to drink our urine from tha funnel after tha sentence of person A is faced
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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how about just stevie because i apologized stevie on the other hand did not! also hes trying to take away the one thing everyone loves about bristol the park and to turn it all into a racers hill. so drop the shinanagins i proposed and move on to stevie (Big thumbs up)
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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Sorry if that sounded sarcastic.
16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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What?? I've never heard he wanted to make it into a racer hill. He couldn't, it's not steep enough an it's in a totally random spot. I heard that they wanted to move tha park to tha other side of tha mountain. But no way in hell they could put a race hill in there.
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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Well i didn't mean he wanted to make the park a race hill. But he wants the mountain overall to be just a racing mountain. And actually years back that hill was a racing practise hill. And yeah i have heard rumors too that it might be moved over to the other side of the mountain where the new lift is to decongest the slower side of the mountain, which im actually in facvor for if they can get a good park set up. That lift now takes to damn long for the park
16 years ago
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Twinjibber77
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Yeah dog,
I'm really not a fan of how tha race program operates. Way to many dicks that care more about themselves than anyone else, they are cocky an they expect everyone else to be. I hope tha park stays in tha same spot cause those are two prime trails for it. I have no idea what trails on the pther side are flat enough for a park. That park lift pisses me off. It's the slowest non-highspeed quad i have ever been on in my entire life.
The two park trails are so dopeeeeeee
16 years ago
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skinakedfast
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yeah with them being so close gives you so many options and some variation, it would be sick to have a t-bar on the little cut over trail from the main quad. But if the park got moved it would be so crap and small and only one trail. and no one ever went down that one trail where the small park is now.
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