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Pickup Lines?

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nick_GAPER
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 7,747

Any good ones you guys can dish out

Apr 6 2009 8:19AM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
do you like fish sticks?
Apr 9 2009 3:04PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
Do you know anything about pies?
-Cause you make my banana cream.
Apr 9 2009 4:19PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
ill butter your downbox if you lipslide my rail
Apr 9 2009 4:26PM
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KellyK
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 715
hahaha..lol
Apr 9 2009 4:33PM
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ski-plastic
Posts: 311 - Karma: 64
If shes lookin at you... "just window shopping or lookin to try something on?"
Apr 9 2009 4:51PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256

hahahaha

if u held 11 roses up in the mirror u would be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

Apr 9 2009 7:44PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i was the first inventor of this
Apr 9 2009 7:50PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
"if you don't have sex with me i will stab you in the throat"
Apr 9 2009 7:55PM
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MOGULS...
Posts: 505 - Karma: 194

nice legs, when do they open?

are you wearing moon pants? cause your ass is out of this world!

do you have a mirror in your pants, cause i can totally see myself in there.

Apr 9 2009 8:04PM
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BrynnC
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
Do you have any raisons? No? Well how about a date?

Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you.

I hope you know CPR , because you took my breath away.

If you were the new burger at McDonalds, you would be my McGorgeous.



Apr 9 2009 8:22PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
If I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

I sure hope so.
Apr 9 2009 8:49PM
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Cant-Er
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 2,244

any tucker max line pickup line.

Apr 9 2009 11:18PM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
nice shoes.. wanna fuck?

works like a charm
Apr 10 2009 1:32AM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
(laughing hysterically while moving you from 8 to 10)
Apr 10 2009 1:41AM
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Reverend_Steeze
Posts: 296 - Karma: 16
Hey, My dick just died.....Do you mind if i bury it in your ass??
Feb 11 2010 1:41AM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
I have to pee mind if I do it in your butt?
Feb 11 2010 8:01AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
repost
Feb 11 2010 10:21AM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
Feb 11 2010 10:22AM
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