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ok so my school is doing like a miss usa pagent to raise money for project graduation, but insted of it being girls its guys dressed up like girls. Ha last year it made like 10000 bucks so its a huge deal. anyway i need help with all my stuff ha my name is Miss Roburta (my real name is burt) "Foxy" Smith. I need you guys to help me think of some clubs, and activities that im involved in and my hobbies and intrest. So far i said i enjoy synchroized swimming, long bubble baths, spandex, shaking my donk, throwing up after i eat , and spinning around in medows haha I need some more and i have to put on a talent an example is last year one of my friends ate a popcicle ( but pretty much gave it head) so you get the idea... READY SET GO!