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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: random stranger
Stranger: have you been looking for me?
Stranger: nice to meet you tim
Stranger: how is your day?
You: my testosterone levels are elevated right now.
Stranger: why are you on the internet?
Stranger: is that what you mean?
You: I dont know how to "party"
Stranger: it's really easy
Stranger: you have to get off your computer though.
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: my neighbors are 24
You: really? wow thats strange
You: Im not very good with relationships
You: Im a very attractive male, i have a chizzled face, cute eye brows and can prrr like a kitten.
You: yet i have never had any type of sexual intercourse
Stranger: hahahahhaahhaha
Stranger: i don't know what to think of you
You: do i frighten you, darling?
Stranger: when you call me darling
You: im just very friendly ;]
You: can i tell you a secret?
You: you cant tell anyone!
Stranger: who would i tell?
Stranger: i don't even know who you are!
Stranger: is that your secret?
Stranger: only one secret per customer!
You: so your pwomise your going to put it in the vault? and throw away the key
Stranger: i can't promise anything anymore
Stranger: you wasted your secret on your name
You: that wasnt my fucking secret
You: laying on the street last night
Stranger: sorry i'm listening
You: and i tried helping her, so i took her to my place
Stranger: and what happened
You: she is around the age of 15 she is a femal with whole wheat hair . its veryy silky
Stranger: out of your apartment
You: she says to me that she wants me to make her scream and smiled
You: i didnt know what to do
You: i didnt want to pinch her! it might hurt
You: she probably bruises easily!
You: what was i suppose to do
Stranger: so you just meet this girl?
You: she seemed like a nice female
Stranger: don't take random underage girls into your house!
Stranger: do not do this!
You: oh no! why! i locked her in my attict!
Stranger: don't be creepy
You: i want her to recover!
Stranger: don't lock her anywhere
You: what if she is evolving? i didnt give her a thunderstone?
Stranger: i don't know man
Stranger: she might not be as cute as she was when you let her out
You: i dont think anyone would find out
You: my testosterone levels are very elevated
Stranger: someone will find out
Stranger: unless you kill her
You: ok ill let her go, if we can cyber and i can release my little tims on my stomach because i am very arrroused
You: i am becoming slightly erect
You: ok i will initiate the seduction
You: I cast level 57 entangling roots around your petite body to my bed.
Stranger: ok yeah i'm listening
You: i
start to take your shirt off and i notice its a xxl wtf? i keep going
and grab your very tight and motion up and down on your body to prepare
ourselves to what is goign to happen!
You: [im fully erect now]
Stranger: i was not laughing at your member
Stranger: i'm not into this
Stranger: i'm not as creative as you
You: i skip the baby stuff
You: FUCK THE GIRL I LOCKED IS SCREAMING AGAIN! i am frightened
You: i take out my 7 2/7 mm penis. and put a latex barrier on it for optimum protection
Stranger: i don't measure in meters
You: and prepare to insert it in your thin hole
You: its around 3 inches on my best day
Stranger: that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
You: well am i pleasuring you? your face seems dissapointed
Stranger: are you a virgin
Stranger: you aren't very good at this
Stranger: you should get a penis enlargement
You: ok, what do you recommend
You: a penis pump or viagra
You: you are yelling with excitement
You: my tongue is very large [ true fact, will cause you to be extra aroused]
You: i insert it into your rectum
Stranger: NO NOT IN THERE
You: and start licking like a wild beast
You: your kicking with passion
Stranger: can you be normal
You: i cant fit my 3 in. penis in
You: so i go back to licking
You: my saliva is accumulating in your anus btw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
