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Hay-Dan
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10

How Do I Ask Her out?

Apr 5 2009 3:27PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
"will you be my girlfriend"
Apr 5 2009 3:28PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
"hey, wanna go____"
you can fill in the blank with anything...if she likes you, she'll say yes
this isn't an extremely difficult concept
also, ladies men
Apr 5 2009 3:29PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
out to a movie or like to be your girlfriend?
Apr 5 2009 3:30PM
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matthew.
Posts: 879 - Karma: 12
hey ____________ want to fuck?
Apr 5 2009 3:31PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
dude i feel your strain.
i haven't spit game in so long...
Apr 5 2009 3:34PM
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P.opsicle
Posts: 478 - Karma: 29

Hey!, _____ would you be offended if i said i wanted to stick my ongo bongo in your velvet carpet?

Apr 5 2009 4:59PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Write her a love letter and capitalize every word.
Apr 5 2009 5:07PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
write her a poem and yell it from outside her house at 3 am.

i wouldnt be like "will you be my guuurlfriend"
just hang out with her and let shit flow.
Apr 5 2009 5:12PM
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Steazel
Posts: 553 - Karma: 16
i lost the game on this one

Apr 5 2009 5:17PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813

write a letter that sais will you go out with me  with three boxes and tell her she has to check one of them off. box 1= yes 2=no 3= only want to bang you like a hammer

you have a 66.6666% chance of being happy!

Apr 5 2009 6:01PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
go fuck yourself you little faggot.
Apr 5 2009 6:03PM
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JABrecon
Posts: 142 - Karma: 10
dick in a box??
Apr 5 2009 6:08PM
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Justin.B
Posts: 2257 - Karma: 721
Hey baby
I'd like to go to the next step
I wanna put my rocket stick in your ham wallett
Apr 5 2009 6:11PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
Hey _____, id like to put my thumb drive in your USB port.
Apr 5 2009 6:13PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8781 - Karma: 6,215
hey nice shoes want to fuck?
Apr 5 2009 6:14PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65

eh you wanna maybe go out to a movie or something some time?

Apr 5 2009 6:31PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
just be like hey would you want to _______ whatever it works girls love confidence and all that.
Apr 5 2009 6:35PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
I used the cliche movie idea brought her out dropped like 70 on the night brought her home and mentioned the gf situation to which she replied "your more of a friend than a boyfriend"  

fuck bitches dont worry about girlfriends
Apr 5 2009 6:43PM
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epic_line
Posts: 929 - Karma: 32
Best answer yet.
Apr 5 2009 6:51PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
"Do you do blowjobs?
Apr 5 2009 7:05PM
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Captain-T
Posts: 855 - Karma: 47
I swear by this one :P
Apr 5 2009 9:57PM
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jibber_amy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 4
that, my friend, is why you ask BEFOREHAND
Apr 5 2009 10:01PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
"can i dump my meat in your taco?" or "would you like some butter on that toast?"
Apr 5 2009 10:01PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
this
Apr 5 2009 10:40PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233

ask t-hall for help capitalizing evry word if you need it

Apr 5 2009 10:43PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
Just tell her your name is the Sperminator, duh



Apr 5 2009 10:47PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
yes!
Apr 5 2009 10:49PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
PEE in her butt.
Apr 5 2009 10:51PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
damn what up baby. u wanna get outta here?
Apr 5 2009 10:52PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Wouldn't that be every letter? Then you'd be screaming at her.

Which might work, some girls are into that...give it a try.
Apr 5 2009 10:53PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20
"nice hair, it'd look better in my crotch"
Apr 5 2009 10:56PM
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epic_line
Posts: 929 - Karma: 32
Works like a charm
Apr 6 2009 9:09PM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
just ask, n hve flowers,,,,,,,,,oh and condoms for when u get laid after that?
Apr 6 2009 10:01PM
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Marissa.M
Posts: 450 - Karma: 61
be yourself and don't get nervous. don't act like it is a big deal otherwise it could be awkward for you to ask. just be chill and see if she wants to go to something with you and some friends or just you. movie nights are always good. have a bunch of friends over and just chill. hey, i'm 17 and my buddies and i all have movie nights and have fun. so go for it dude. good luck.
Apr 6 2009 10:24PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
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Apr 6 2009 10:28PM
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