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Can someone please order me and my roommate a pizza?
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we are in hiding locked in my room and are fucking hungry. so if anyone would be so nice to order us a damn pizza ill paypal you the money as soon as i get my shit together. PM me.
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damn it!
the pizzas are in the freezer next to the oven, you should know this bitch
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last night i had a coupon for domino's for any pizza, any size, so i got every topping. i suggest you get that kind of pizza. you can order pizzas off the website.
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i know how to order a pizza you fucks i have no money! lmao and apparently everyone ive been asking is shit broke too
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just.. uhh... give me your address and I'll ask the nice fellows over at 4chan.
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you tell them you have a coupon and when they get there with the pizza tell em that your roommate had the coupon but she is at the gym or whatever and that they can wait for her. they wont wait so there you go, free pizza. Its worked for me a couple times at the same pizza place hahah..idk if they're stupid or just good people..maybe it happens only in maine, but u can give it a try,
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I'll order you some firemen hookers!
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So if you're locked in your room how are you going to get the pizza...
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the real question is, why are you in hiding?
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tom tom tom! ( dramatic music, not the name)
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so wait. no money used to mean no eating.
now no money means beg people on the internet to buy you food.
go rob a liqour store or whore yourself or something.
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I see what you did there~
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Ahahahahaha, listen to this man.
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Call and order a pizza. When the delivery dude comes, tell him you don't have any money but you'll show your boobs for the pizza. $5 says you get the pizza.
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it's on its way!! 40 bucks have it ready!
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I got free pizza last night! That doesn't really help you, but yeah.
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Really, starting a thread on ns? fuck go kill yourself
you really thinks someone is going to by a mut a pizza if they ask on NEWSCHOOLERS. fuck this thread is retarted.
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i was gonna lower ur karma but it was already at 0 :(
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You have to paypal me with lots of interest.
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i'll actually seriously do it if u still need it
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you would have so many pizzas by now if there were boobs in this thread...
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You're locked in? Can you open the door or would the delivery man have to slide the pizza under the door? In that case, it wouldn't fit while in the box, so you've have to eat a pizza that has slid across your dorm room floor. Yum.
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lawls
we need the story... why are you locked in your room and how are you gonna get the pizza if you're locked in?
Why did I just read this thread?
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yeah here is their website bigsausagepizza.com thier reallly great
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I just want to know how the bitch is locked in her room and why she left the kitchen
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haha...
i can give you a large italian sausage.
oh man i work at a pizza place, everytime someone asks for a large sausage i say thats what she said, never gets old.
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im pretty pumped on the amount of sexism thats been up on NS recently...nice work fellas
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Blame the pink name that called for the abolition of sexism in skiing.
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i think im hungry for a pizza now
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i used to cook at pizza hut and frankly they really dont care about coupons and if you have them or not. if they already made the pizzas they'll pretty much give you w/e and then some for next to nothing.
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Pizza is fucking cheap. You can afford to ski, but not a pizza?
Pizza is like $4-5
Show us your tits and we'll start giving you dollars via paypal. This could be an online hybrid kind of stripper job. Wait those are cam girls....
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not that i dont wanna see the bewbs, i just think its funny that this is what it has come down to
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