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Stump Killing My Setup

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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 270
ok so i have made a summer setup and its pretty legit nice rail and stuff but about 4 ft after the landing we had to cut a tree and the stump was still there its WONT COME OUT weve tryed everything from fire to every tool around the house. I know your thinking use a chainsaw idiot but we dont have one we have an axe, crowbar, small saw, and a broken shovel pretty ghetto i know weve gonna at it for about 7 days now and weve gotten it small but still coming out of a 270 will still hurt if you hit it any ideas on what we should do now
Apr 4 2009 5:57PM
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mike_e
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 3,066
use a chainsaw idiot
Apr 4 2009 5:59PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
borrow a chainsaw idiot.
Apr 4 2009 6:04PM
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126
use a chain saw idiot
Apr 4 2009 6:04PM
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hodlekve_jibber
Posts: 289 - Karma: 34
use a chainsaw idiot
Apr 4 2009 6:05PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
use a chainsaw idiot
Apr 4 2009 6:06PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
use a chainsaw idiot
Apr 4 2009 6:07PM
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Bepo
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my best suggestion would be to use a chainsaw
Apr 4 2009 6:10PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8786 - Karma: 6,250
most likely
Apr 4 2009 6:15PM
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summersover
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chainsaw use an idiot
Apr 4 2009 6:15PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 270
guys i said mines broke and my dad doesent trust me to use his
Apr 4 2009 6:16PM
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farmskier
Posts: 935 - Karma: 120
Rent a chainsaw?
Apr 4 2009 6:16PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29

use an idiot chainsaw?

Apr 4 2009 6:17PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
get a truck and chains and yank that sucker out like a tooth
Apr 4 2009 6:20PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 270
haha yeah thats our next attempt we barried it bc we really want to ski
Apr 4 2009 6:23PM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
idiot.
Apr 4 2009 7:04PM
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Beefcake
Posts: 378 - Karma: 10

truck, or a couple of ATVs

Apr 4 2009 7:43PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
idk if its true but i heard if u wrap a piece of metal around it than hammer it down and pour water on it everyday it will eventually poison it and kill it
Apr 4 2009 7:46PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Tell a redneck its a cherry or chestnut tree and they will try to pull it up with a wench or something. They value those woods for some reason.
Apr 4 2009 7:49PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I hear a chainsaw works amazing but since you don't have one I would recommend a saw made of chains.
Apr 4 2009 7:49PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
just keep hacking at it with the axe.  axes are fun anyway.

use a chainsaw idiot.
Apr 4 2009 7:56PM
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golf
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 14
jsut build a bigger fire on it and let it burn for a long time then it will be really small and mostly ash
Apr 4 2009 8:05PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
haha yeah they love doin that shit
Apr 4 2009 8:05PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
use an idiot you chainsaw
Apr 4 2009 8:11PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
before your rip off your friend's tow hitch, or blow his transmission, think about a tree's root system. the bigger the tree , generally the deeper and wider the roots are. Going to be a lot better off getting a small excavator, or backhoe to help pull/digg it up, while snapping/cutting the roots. If you can't get your hands on any rigs, pickaxe and pry bar are going to be your new best friends.  Or you could go old school with explosives.  But you really need to get the roots cut, make life easy.
Apr 4 2009 8:13PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
use this
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Apr 4 2009 8:13PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283

If the rail cant be moved...

Ask your neighbour for a chainsaw idiot..

Apr 4 2009 8:14PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
you an idiot, use chainsaw
Apr 4 2009 8:16PM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
i know theres some sort of chemical that you can buy at the hardware store that kill the stomp and deteriorates it from the inside. if you get some of that after a couple of days you should be able to cut it away with an axe or whatever hasnt been working so far pretty easily. hope that helps.
Apr 4 2009 8:17PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Its simple, kill the batman.
Apr 4 2009 8:17PM
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noparking
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 50
rent a stump grinder
Apr 4 2009 8:20PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
i rip stumps out of the ground with my barre hands
Apr 4 2009 8:27PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
just wrap ur penis around it and ductape that shit in place and just rip that shit right out
Apr 4 2009 8:34PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
rent a stump grinder
Apr 4 2009 8:43PM
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.Hugo.
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if the roots arent too deep dig it out
Apr 4 2009 8:48PM
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RICK_ROSS
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rent this
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Apr 4 2009 8:49PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
your an idiot, get full tilts, then if you hit the stump you at least wont get shinbang
Apr 4 2009 8:50PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
Oh yeah, I had that problem too, I have such a great secret to get em' out.


So, you go to the store and buy milk. Place the milk in your room and let it sit for 2 weeks (unrefrigerated because the curdled milk is better) Pour the milk on your carpet and then leave your room.

Go get a hose, and then go out to the stump and run water over it, go back up to your room and smell the stank.


Then, after the stump is wet, go out and buy a chainsaw.

Cut that shit up, return to smelly room.

Its fool proof.  
Apr 4 2009 8:56PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
make suree you do the milk part properly, as it is key. Make sure it is 1% milk as well. use any other type of milk and your screwed.
Apr 4 2009 9:07PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
In Soviet Russia, chainsaw uses you
Apr 4 2009 9:11PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7821 - Karma: 21,850
how big a stump is it? if it's relatively small you could try digging all around it and cutting off the roots with the axe.
Apr 4 2009 9:13PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
chainsaw use idiot you
Apr 4 2009 9:23PM
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SK1ERDUDE
Posts: 1365 - Karma: 51
dynamite
Apr 4 2009 9:59PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
Borrow a chainsaw?
Apr 4 2009 10:12PM
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jibber_amy
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a prostitute for chodes?
Apr 4 2009 10:13PM
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statuswhitegirl
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Not too much.. just hanging


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Apr 4 2009 10:13PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
http://www.dingo.ws/html/att/stumpgrinder.htm
Apr 4 2009 10:17PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
WIN.
Apr 4 2009 10:17PM
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nick_GAPER
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 7,747

use a teddy bear you chain saw

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Apr 4 2009 10:38PM
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nick_GAPER
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 7,747
or just nuke it
Apr 4 2009 10:40PM
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neon1peace
Posts: 998 - Karma: -1
light a chainsaw on fire and use that
Apr 4 2009 10:42PM
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