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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
You can troll so hard


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 male german and you?
You: I take off my pants
Stranger: are oyu female `?
You: yes
Stranger: i hope so =)
You: in a way
Stranger: ok lets go
You: k
Stranger: in a way?
You: Yeah
Stranger: what doyou mean?^^
Stranger: cant be serious [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/1_grin.gif[/IMG]
Stranger: now lets go baby
You: k
Stranger: =)
You: k i take off my shirt
You: i r soooo hawt
Stranger: come on take my ****
Stranger: i lick your ****ples
You: :O
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: ohh sorry babe
Stranger: one question how old are you?^^
You: old enough
Stranger: say it i like older ones [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/IMG]
You: 60
Stranger: whaat?
Stranger: whatever go on [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/1_grin.gif[/IMG]
You: okay
You: i r siioooooo hawt
Stranger: im horny and my **** is hard
You: me too
You: [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif[/IMG]
Stranger: what the fuck
Apr 4 2009 4:58AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
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Jun 9 2009 6:51PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
Stranger: hi ;)
You: hey b
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: horny? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: me too! ;)
You: ...
Stranger: age?
Stranger: ;)
You: 24
Stranger: from? ;)
You: washington
Stranger: do you want a cock? ;)
You: well, to be truthful, i have a rooster in my barn outside, but the more the merrier
Stranger: I have a big cock baby!
Stranger: ;)
You: cyber?
Stranger: yes ;)
You: Ill set the location.
You: We are in my house, i have nothing but a tarp in my nostrils
Stranger: Do you have msn sexy? ;)
Stranger: I want to fuck you!
You: No only omegle, it is cute, so ill continue, i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: can you send me som sexy photos? ;)
Stranger: to my 8-9 inchers cock ;)
You: MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!
Stranger: Ankles?
You: yeah, i over shot a jump, did you know girls can cum too?
Stranger: yes baby ;)
Stranger: With my big cock ;)
You: i just put my finger in there...
Stranger: Can you send me som pic ;)
You: and i start to rub my penis
Stranger: are you a shemale?
You: no.... what gives you that idea? because i have a penis? all guys have penises.
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Jun 9 2009 6:52PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
Stranger: m 22 uk u?
You: f 22 uk
You: no way
You: hah
Stranger: horny?
You: depends
You: how big is your dick?
Stranger: a little over 8 if i am honest...gd enuff or u need bigga
Stranger: ?
You: that should be fine
You: lets cyber?
Stranger: deff
You: ok so
You: we are on the underground
You: i see you out of the corner of my eye
You: my pussy instantly get wet
You: i cant control myself
You: i walk over to you
You: and unzip your pants
You: and start slowly stroking the shaft with my tonge
You: i start to deep throught
You: oh god
You: here comes the shell fish, i puke all over you and my reflexes cause me to bite down severing your dick
You: what are you gunna do to me?
Stranger: i take u 2 a quiet room
Stranger: lock the door
Stranger: force u down
Stranger: over my knee
Stranger: strip u 2 ur underwear
Stranger: unleash a spanking on ur bum til it glows
Stranger: yank ur nickers up
Stranger: and slip a couple of fingers in ur arse...wout u say 2 that?
You: oh
You: that feels goooood
You: and once again shellfish and i shit uncontrolably all over you
You: oops
Jun 9 2009 7:31PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who you gonna call?
You: ghostbusters
Stranger: damn straight
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Jun 9 2009 7:42PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: salt or pepper
You: paprika
Stranger: me too
You: i like to put it on my balls
Stranger: congrats
You: then i use my other hand to put salt on my vagina
Stranger: ur a he she?
You: no
You: that's fucked up
You: i'm a she he
Stranger: then what are you
Stranger: lmao
You: i'm 80% woman
You: 29% man
You: 1% coyote
You: 76% dragon
Stranger: lmao
You: 980% mathemetician
Stranger: interestinggg
You: yeah people tell me i'm interesting a lot
You: im gonna go do interesting person stuff
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Jun 9 2009 7:52PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl?
You: absolutely secks o licious?
Stranger: age sex licious
You: oh
You: 73
You: my grandson taught me how to use a computer
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you r so smart
You: you're saying most old people are dumb?
You: my husband invented the question mark
Stranger: no
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Jun 9 2009 8:09PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
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You: hi
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: ok
You: hi
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Stranger: where u from?
You: montan
You: a
Stranger: montana
Stranger: montana
Stranger: montana
Stranger: montana
You: stranger typing
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: i´m from brazil
You: aa
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Stranger: brazil
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Stranger: hahahaha
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Stranger: ;(
You: a
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You: a
You: biggie smalls
Stranger: that´s no nice to do when meetin a stranger
You: im sorry lets be best buds
Stranger: lets!
Stranger: forever
You: and ever
You: you wanna go swimming
Stranger: of course
Stranger: and u could sleep in my house
You: alright but no funny business
Stranger: playing the doc perhaps?
Stranger: no
You: mhhm not so sure on that last idea
Stranger: but we should swim naked
You: alright skiiny dipping is fun is there gonna be chikas
Stranger: hermoso!
Jun 9 2009 8:42PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: please dont fuck me
You: hahaha definitely not
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Stranger: i told you no
You: oh jesus. do you know how to get to chad's from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: what?
You: ...i put on my robe and wizard hat and break your ankles...
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool story bro
You: i've got news for you walter cronkite. you think you're too cool for school. But...you aren't.
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Jun 9 2009 9:16PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
this site has gotten so like big.. i remember when it was like all ns and when i tried to find my friend for like 20 minutes on it.. i failed
Jun 9 2009 9:19PM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
was that friend me? cause i remember when we tried to find each other for mad long. what a fail haha
Jun 9 2009 9:22PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
who else? bahaha and yeah everyone was like oh man not you again!
Jun 9 2009 9:23PM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
yeah it was definitely better when there weren't as many people on. i wish i could find that crazy Australian wiseman again haha
Jun 9 2009 9:26PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
i swear i just talked to someone from here


You: yoooooo
Stranger: hey
You: m or f
Stranger: /b/
You: bahahahaha
You: ns ?
Stranger: :D
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Jun 9 2009 9:32PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
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You: pussy
Stranger: i want some
You: i have a cock
Stranger: ahhhh
You: so your not getting some
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: :(
You: no dont be sorry
Stranger: there is no pussy on here
You: i roll that way
You: i have a pussy if you want me to have a pussy
Stranger: i'm fine ;)
You: i sliced my gooch when i was little
You: so i have a dick, a vagina and a butthole
Stranger: lol , hardcore
You: which would you like to fuck first ?
You: i prefer my gooch
You: sometimes if you have a big enough cock you can feel my rib cage
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Jun 9 2009 9:39PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
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You: ow
Stranger: greetings
You: salutations
Stranger: damn... way to one up me...
You: thats to way to greet someone
You: but i forgive you friend
Stranger: ok
You: shiiit
You: know what i could use?
Stranger: nope... can't say i do
You: some cheetos
You: theyre so fucking good and cheesy
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: not the puffy one though
You: noo the puffy ones are the best
You: esp. when i stick em in my puss
You: mmmm cheesy puss
Stranger: eeeeeww
You: oh you like that?
Stranger: i'd say no to cheesy puss
You: youre turning up a great deal, comrade
You: cheese and puss in 1 meal
Stranger: sounds like it could work actually.... i retract my previous statements
You: shit this site is really fucking dumb. ima do something productive, have fun wankin it later
You: peace brosef
Stranger: later meng
Jun 9 2009 9:43PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
You: fuck me! i just jizzed in the blender again
Stranger: hi
Stranger: YEAH??
You: and just made some chop suey sauce
Stranger: are you a F??
You: sort of
You: recently i guess you could say i became one, my damn dick got stuck in my blender when i was trying to make a milkshake
Stranger: are you a lady?
Stranger: where are you from
You: i am from pakistan
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: for the fourth fucking time you stupid fuck, i told you im sensitive about this fucking subject, my dick go stuck in my toilet bowl when i was flushing
You: fuck you man fuck you
You: sensitive subject, but no keep talking about my sexuality like its some kind of joke or something
Stranger: fuck you girl
You: will this fucking involve a plunger ?
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Jun 9 2009 9:45PM
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ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14
You: ARE YOU WET RIGHT NOW
You: CAN YOU FILL A BUCKET WITH YOUR VAGINAL FLUIDS
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where are you from
You: TURKEY
Stranger: oh
You: THERE ARE NO WOMAN HERE
Stranger: I am living
Stranger: Italy
You: I LEARN FROM MAGAZINE
Stranger: very near
You: WE SEX YES?
Jun 9 2009 10:15PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
thats 4chan, not NS
Jun 9 2009 10:17PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: NIGGERS!!!!!!!!111!!!!!
Stranger: hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiv
You: hiv?
You: YOU GOT DA AIDS?!?!?!
You: OH SNAP
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i got aids
You: oh
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: i sad..
You: yeah
You: i mean that would blow horse cock
You: which is probably how you contracted it in the first place :(
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You: ns?
Stranger: hhuh?
You: i dislike you
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Jun 9 2009 10:28PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
i know it's 4chan. i just remember seeing a thread about it. with the /b/, i didn't know it was like a big thing i guess.
Jun 9 2009 10:31PM
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pretzel
Posts: 113 - Karma: 22
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hows life
Stranger: ?
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat?
Jun 9 2009 11:33PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
god dammit more ns'ers go on, i've tried like 100 times
Jun 9 2009 11:55PM
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pretzel
Posts: 113 - Karma: 22
You: tom wallisch?
Stranger: NEWSCHOOLERS!!!!
Stranger: haha awesome
You: YES!!!!!!
Stranger: whats up?
You: fuck ive been doing this for like an hour
Stranger: ive tried a few times
Stranger: never worked
You: haha im shocked this worked
Stranger: haha. yea
Stranger: who are you?
You: pretzel
You: is my sn
You: u?
Stranger: it used to be hugo1440 but now its hoodhugo
You: word
You: did you come on this site cause of the ns thread?
Stranger: haha. yea
Stranger: and other friends
You: i've been ending a few convos w/ "and i put on my robe and wizard hat"
Stranger: haha. yea. aight. i gonna look for more people
You: word peace easy
Jun 10 2009 1:06AM
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Kotke
Posts: 696 - Karma: 15
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Stranger: Hello. I am God.
You: hello im satan
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Hey, man.
You: hey hows it goin g
Stranger: How are things in Hell since I exiled you?
You: been a while since we last spoke
You: things are well cant complain
Stranger: I trust the demons are fine.
You: hott as hell tho
You: oh yes
Stranger: Yeha, I bet.
You: doing just fine
Stranger: at least you don't have these creepy angels everywhere, though.
Stranger: Who's idea was it to give them wings?
Stranger: Oh yeah.
Stranger: Yours.
You: ya what a stupid idea
Stranger: That's why I exiled you.
Stranger: Stop agreeing with me, Satan.
You: no way i said flaming wings
You: you fucked up man
You: thats your deal
You: not mine
Stranger: Oh yeah.
Stranger: That would have been totally awesome.
Stranger: Where did I keep the fucking kerosene?
You: hang on let me get it
You: its in hitlers ass
Stranger: Oh yeah.
Stranger: How's he doing?
You: oh just fine
You: whiny little bastard
Stranger: How's his torture?
You: hates to be pitch forked
Stranger: Kept in a cell with 1000 Jews again?
You: no were beyond that
Stranger: Great!
You: oh yes
Stranger: Flooded with rejection letters from art school?
You: haha ya im making him read them alll
Stranger: That guy's art sucks.
Stranger: Nice.
You: than send back thank you letters for een considering him
Stranger: Hah!
You: i think hes been licking envelopes for a months
Stranger: Its it made of papercuts now?
Stranger: It should be.
You: i dunno i should go check on that fuckker
Stranger: Yeah.
You: well ttyl god
Stranger: A'ight.
You: its been a slice
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: See ya later, then.
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Jun 10 2009 2:16AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Why hello there
You: 12 f NY
Stranger: NY/
You: YUP!
You: ;D
Stranger: where
You: NEW YORK
Stranger: oh
You: NBC Studios, 159 22nd Street
You: Dateline NBC productions
You: Why don't you go ahead and have a seat over there
Stranger: oh Iam chinese
You: So a 12 year old girl in china is A) Prostitute B) Made my sneakers
Stranger: what does it mean
You: It means you're going to jail for a rery rery rong time
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Jun 10 2009 2:36AM
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GSPhotography
Posts: 838 - Karma: 1,373
Stranger: hii
You: are u the person ive been searching for
Stranger: sure
Stranger: if you were looking for some horny drunk guy
You: shane?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you going to show you boobs now?
You: no Im dead
You: I feel from a clif
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: :\
Jun 10 2009 2:58AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
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Stranger: Male, 20, and submissive to women.
You: lol fag
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Jun 10 2009 3:15AM
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GSPhotography
Posts: 838 - Karma: 1,373
fish
Jun 10 2009 3:16AM
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Golden.
Posts: 233 - Karma: 52
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You: ns
Stranger: fuck you
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Hahaha... It seems to me that we have done quite well.
Jun 10 2009 3:22AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
ok mad bored...last one


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You: ns?
Stranger: hey dere
Stranger: like sausage?
You: I like chopping up sausage
Stranger: oh yer
Stranger: can u chop mine wen i have it up ur arse?
You: im a 9 year old boy....
Stranger: im gonna fuck the shit out of you
Stranger: im a 49 year old man
Stranger: and ive sucked a lot of balls
You: b?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: lols
You: always
You: haha
Stranger: u on /b?
You: not at the moment
You: ne thing good
Stranger: lol its fun
Stranger: u got me but
Stranger: good job
Stranger: i mte do another person
You: haha aiight
Stranger: thanks 4 that
You: the game
Stranger: FUCK YOU MAN
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Jun 10 2009 3:31AM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 m usa. gay
You: 19 m usa not gay
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Jun 10 2009 4:57AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i love the feel of blender blades cutting my ass and having my boyfriend eat the blood
Stranger: it's up to you
You: would you like it if i ate your blood from the blender
You: i prefer babys in the blender first
Stranger: maybe ,are you from the hell
You: no i just hate babys
You: and put them in blenders, nothing to serious
Stranger: you were once a baby
You: yeah and my arm was put in a blender by my father, so now i have one arm and half a dick
Stranger: hah ,interesting story
Stranger: then which arm do you have now?
You: my dominany arm
You: atleast i can jack off to midget and goay porn
You: goat*
Stranger: it's really boring to talk with you ,your poor boyfrieng,oh ,your poor boyfriend
Jun 10 2009 7:19AM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
hahahah
best one yet


Stranger: heyyy
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: canada
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Jun 10 2009 10:53AM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
Stranger: ilu
You: i love pokemon
Stranger: literally?
You: why certainly
Stranger: how
You: i am capturing groundon as we speak
Stranger: wtf is groundon
Stranger: i only played blue yellow and sorta silver
You: it is the beastest pokemonster EVER
You: you half assed it
Stranger: i always liked Machoke
You: im machoke you
Stranger: o snap
You: thats right
Stranger: i never did so well in pokemon cuz u kept them things in that fuckin storage computer ass shit and i couldnt do that, so if i didnt use em to fight i let em go, cuz dat shiz is fuxxed
You: ohh right. cyber?
Stranger: haha i dunno, asl?
You: 31 male alabama
Stranger: yeah im male too so
You: we can see where it goes
Stranger: nah im good thx
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Jun 10 2009 4:50PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
clearly stated.
Jun 10 2009 5:07PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
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You: tanner hall?
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Jun 10 2009 5:35PM
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marley-skis
Posts: 794 - Karma: 330
this one was interesting


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Stranger: MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: hi
Stranger: meowwww
Stranger: meww meOOW mewohhhhh
Your: hi???
You: alright then
Stranger: meeeew
You: want some fish
You: ?
Stranger: i love kittys :)
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Jun 10 2009 5:38PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
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Stranger: hi
You: hey there cutie
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ?
You: 18/F/chads gap
Stranger: chads gap??
You: ya
You: i just broke my ankles there
You: sssuuuccckkkksssss
You: im so lonley
Stranger: where is chads gap?
You: in the us, but im not sure how to get there from the bottom of alta
You: ssoooo hawt
You: mmmmm
Stranger: sorry
You: you better be sorry that you havent started making me feel better yet
You: =)
Stranger: I am unfamiliar with english.
You: i lllluuuvvvvzzzz french guys tho
You: r u one?
Stranger: I was inferior by understanding.
You: lul wat?
Stranger: lul?
Stranger: wat?
You: mm i can tell i want me
Stranger: i'm 23
Stranger: male
You: pppeeeerrrfffeeecccctttt
Stranger: thanks
You: and you have boobs right?
Stranger: right
You: wtf?
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Jun 10 2009 7:24PM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
LOOL
Jun 10 2009 8:16PM
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ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14
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Stranger: hi~
You: no
Stranger: ?
You: HI
You: FUCKIGN PEROGIES
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Jun 10 2009 8:21PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Hahahahaha that's golden.
Jun 10 2009 8:24PM
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ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14
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You: AHHHH
You: ANSWER ME YOU FUCK
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Jun 10 2009 8:37PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: more or less
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Jun 10 2009 8:58PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: A lie. Ants!
You: ?
Stranger: The ants are a lie!
You: haha
You: no there not
Stranger: Have you ever seen an ant?
You: yup
Stranger: Liar.
You: alot too
Stranger: Conspirator.
Stranger: Traitor
You: haha
You: what ever you say
Stranger: You'd be dead before you could lay eyes on it.
You: really now?
Stranger: Yeah. Ants are ferocious monsters.
Stranger: Hideous, too.
You: how big are they?
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: Allegedly.
Stranger: They're about the size of a grain of rice I believe.
You: thats what i thought
You: thats big
Stranger: But deadly.
Stranger: DEADLY.
You: really?
You: i better call an exterminator
Stranger: Yes. They got their power from the Lizards, you see..
You: oh
You: wow
Stranger: Not actual lizards.
Stranger: Those are harmless.
Stranger: Alien Lizards.
You: really?
Stranger: The Lizard King himself, in fact.
You: wow man you are teaching me so much here
You: one question, ns?
Stranger: Sure, ask.
You: ns?
Stranger: What's ns?
You: if you knew, the answer would be yes.
You have disconnected.
Jun 10 2009 9:22PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Sorry for the dp, but its good.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BANANA
You: BANANAS!
You have disconnected.

Jun 10 2009 10:07PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/m/u.s. you?
Stranger: 42 male china
You: o rry?
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Jun 11 2009 12:36AM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
omgbash.com

Jun 11 2009 2:44AM
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NoKillen
Posts: 569 - Karma: 37
Stranger: hi
You: veryyyyy
Stranger: asl
You: 22/m/columbia
Stranger: are you black
You: what kinda fucked up question is that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jun 11 2009 3:45AM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185
Stranger: Sup?
You: It was all a dream
Stranger: I used to read word of magazine
You: (up) salt and peppa and heavy d up in the limousine
Stranger: Hangin' pictures on my wall
You: every saturday rap attack mr magic marley marl
Stranger: I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped
You: smokin weed and bamboo sippin on private stock
Stranger: way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
You: and the hat to match
Stranger: remember rappin' duke da-ha da-ha
You: you neva thought that hip hop could take it this far
Stranger: now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight
You: time to get paid blow up like the world trade
Stranger: born sinner, the opposite of a winner
You: memba when i used to eat sardines fo dinna
Stranger: peace to ron G brucey B kid Capri
You: Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky
Stranger: I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
You: Call the crib, same number same hood
Stranger: it's all good
You: nice dude
You: nice
Jul 4 2009 10:56PM
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