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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
You can troll so hard


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 male german and you?
You: I take off my pants
Stranger: are oyu female `?
You: yes
Stranger: i hope so =)
You: in a way
Stranger: ok lets go
You: k
Stranger: in a way?
You: Yeah
Stranger: what doyou mean?^^
Stranger: cant be serious [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/1_grin.gif[/IMG]
Stranger: now lets go baby
You: k
Stranger: =)
You: k i take off my shirt
You: i r soooo hawt
Stranger: come on take my ****
Stranger: i lick your ****ples
You: :O
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: ohh sorry babe
Stranger: one question how old are you?^^
You: old enough
Stranger: say it i like older ones [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/IMG]
You: 60
Stranger: whaat?
Stranger: whatever go on [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/1_grin.gif[/IMG]
You: okay
You: i r siioooooo hawt
Stranger: im horny and my **** is hard
You: me too
You: [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif[/IMG]
Stranger: what the fuck
Apr 4 2009 4:58AM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
i just go this message from them saying they called the cops for trying to get pics from kids becuase i said i put on my robe and wizard hat.  i have no idea what to do
Jun 7 2009 10:03PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
HAHAH
Jun 7 2009 10:10PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey bud
Stranger: hi
You: lets fuck
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: and your family
You: why
Your conversational partner has disconnected
That didnt last long....

Jun 7 2009 10:18PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
sketch as fahk.
Jun 7 2009 10:22PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
I told some kid to check out http://www.bringvictory.com
Jun 7 2009 11:47PM
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kaitlynmew
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
Fock U

LOL so good
Jun 8 2009 9:43AM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
LOL i still go on Omegle

i use the NS call quite often but still no successful uses
Jun 8 2009 9:58AM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: Nothin' right now. ;-)
Stranger: How about you?
You: same ;)
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: are you m or f?
You: i just took off my pants;)
You: f
Stranger: ummmmm
Stranger: please tell me your age?
You: I'm old enough
You: ;))
Stranger: please..... pretty please?
You: 19
Stranger: I'm 18, male...
You: thats pretty hot
Stranger: I'm taking off my pants...
Stranger: are you going to be alone?
You: I started to take off my shirt
Stranger: shirt?
Stranger: are you male?
You: no
You: anyways my nipples are so hard
Stranger: what size are you?
You: c cup
Stranger: are you shaved?
You: hell yeah i hate bushes
Stranger: I think you are a man.... fuck you..
Jun 8 2009 10:25AM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
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You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: fuck you



and it was over lol
Jun 8 2009 10:29AM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: all you need to know is i out on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: m/f?
You: lima bean?
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Jun 8 2009 10:32AM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 male
Stranger: from?
You: illionios what about
You: what about you
Stranger: 12 f
You: im fucking going to rape
You: fuck my as i want your ballsack in and around my mouth you bitch fuck
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Jun 8 2009 1:57PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
I fucking scared her off :( shortest convo yet?


Stranger: hi
Stranger: im f 18, from taiwan, u?
You: im m 28 from nepal
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Jun 8 2009 2:15PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: one sec, my hand got stuck in the blender and there is blood everywhere
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Jun 8 2009 2:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Dylan_'s are so fucking funny hahaha
Jun 8 2009 2:41PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi, i just made poo in my pants
You: I just ate poo from my pants
Stranger: pervert
You: no, just hungry.
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Jun 8 2009 4:58PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: 88
Stranger: asl?
You: what? haha
Stranger: 1488
Stranger: Sieg Heil
Stranger: Adolf Hitler
You: haha
You: no
Stranger: you stupid
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good day to you sir.
Jun 8 2009 5:07PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I think you are the father of one of my children
Stranger: Ohhh, cancun, spring break, 1998
You: nooo
Stranger: no?
You: no.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: *GOT JUICED*
You: I think you are the father of one of my children
Stranger: Oh, your daughter is in my class, Sister Mary-Catherine.
Jun 8 2009 5:11PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52

ok so i talked to the same ns'er like 7 times haha

who was it

Jun 8 2009 6:38PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
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You: ns?
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Jun 8 2009 6:41PM
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captainEMERICA
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 122
fail?
Jun 8 2009 7:59PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
Yes. victory. Greengoblin found me!!! thats wild that i accually found somone on ns
Jun 8 2009 9:09PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
My converstations never seem to last this long even
Stranger: hi
You: ola
Stranger: fucker?
Stranger: ola?
You: suck my dick racist american
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i am korean
You: what no your not
You: you live in texas
Stranger: fucking ola
Stranger: texas is dumy
You: you live in texas your racist fuck
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: texas is sex
You: so whats your favorite type of porn
Stranger: texas is dumy
Stranger: aslhole
Stranger: asshole
You: anal porn nice
Stranger: 닥치라
Stranger: 개새끼야ㅐ
Stranger: you are
Stranger: dumy
Stranger: you are slave
You: you can suck on my poles
Stranger: fucker
Stranger: you are slave
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: sex slave yes
You: im dirty
Stranger: okey
Stranger: understand?
Stranger: you are dumy
You: im a stupid whore for snow
Stranger: okey
Stranger: u are dumy
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Jun 8 2009 9:21PM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
You: ughh my full tilts are so horny
You: i wish i oculd get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: now thats some crazy slang girl
Stranger: but i bet it is hot
You: it means i want your cock in my tanner hall
Stranger: nice
You: my tanner hall is full of snow
Stranger: hot(?)
You: very
Jun 8 2009 9:38PM
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4ReeL_
Posts: 3187 - Karma: 1,563
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you know how to get to chads from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: yup ，bitch
You: haha
Jun 8 2009 9:58PM
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4ReeL_
Posts: 3187 - Karma: 1,563
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i have to tell you something
You: whats that
Stranger: I AM FROM THE FUTURE
You: no way me too!
Stranger: WHAT YEAR
You: 2012
You: you?
Stranger: 20 16
You: ah a few years ahead of me
You: what part of the world are you from
Stranger: dude 2013 is the shiz
Stranger: your gonna wnjoy
Stranger: Oh and united states of Canada
You: what model ship do you travel in?
Stranger: ships are obsolete silly
Stranger: everyone uses teleports
You: well back in 2012 im still using the htx-12-04
Stranger: i remember that one
Stranger: its still in my garage
You: good and reliable
Stranger: yeah but eats a hell of a lot of dark matter
You: I have the light matter converter on it so it does alright around light speed
Stranger: good
Stranger: so how is the pokemans invasion doing?
You: they have been eating my garden out
Stranger: fuckers'
You: iv been blasting as many as i can with my plasma raker
Stranger: today they came out with the poke-shredder
Stranger: kills them 50 ppm
You: this is true
Stranger: its awesome
You: I have one question about the future?
Stranger: yeah?
You: do you know how to get to chads from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: that no longer exists
You: what happened?
Stranger: nukes and viruses
You: thats really to bad
Jun 8 2009 10:14PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
my person was very strange


You: hello?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: why are you here?
You: i was looking for a store where i can buy some anal rape
Stranger: really
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: I think the store you are looking for is called prison
You: do they have a website
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: you know what you should do?
You: im nervous :/
Stranger: go to the main street in your city
Stranger: show them your anus
Stranger: that's the fastest way to go to prison
You: why would i do that
Stranger: i thought you want some anal rape
You: so whats your social security #
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: cmon i just want some new shoes
Stranger: let me find it for you
You: word
Stranger: hold one
You: ask your butler raider where it is
You: hold one what
Stranger: i am finding my ssn
You: hurry the fuck up i dont have a whole month to do this shit
Stranger: ok it's 256738958
Stranger: try it
You: alright that
You: is not your ssn
You: you knw why
Stranger: how do you know?!
Stranger: are you calling me a liar now?
Stranger: after all these years
You: yeah
Stranger: and sex we have been thru?
You: o0o0oo0o ru lyke horny cus i am lulz
Stranger: how can youdo that to me
Stranger: what the hell is lulz
You: once you go black you cant go back
You: lol
You: is lulz
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol is lol
Stranger: lulz is lulz
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: so youa re black?
You: lol
You: lol
Stranger: na
You: bay area
Stranger: GS warriors
Stranger: ?
You: kinda
You: naked?
Stranger: half
You: you dont even put socks on your shit
You: thats fucked
Stranger: it would be very gross for two men to make out
You: TOO FAR
You: EW
Stranger: called your friend, make it three and that's better
You: about that
Jun 8 2009 10:16PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
Stranger: 17/m/brasil
You: why the fuck does everyobdy say brasil?
You: are you from NS?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and you, male or female ?
You: a little of both, actually

You: how do you get chads from the bottom of alta?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: sup nigga?
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You: aight chink, how you like your babies cooked?
Stranger: why don't you tell me first that how you like your babies cooked?
Stranger: you such an idiot

You: 11/f/chads gap
Stranger: ??
Stranger: 你是那个啊



none of those are good.....



Jun 8 2009 11:16PM
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juanborlando
Posts: 3598 - Karma: 2,539
haha this has been my entertainment all day
Jun 9 2009 12:13AM
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the420skier
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11

omfg plz help this is scetchy

This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation for the United States of America. Please remain connected to this international web page (omegle.com) as we perform an IP address lookup to locate your current location. Local law enforcement officers will be arriving shortly. Thank you for your cooperation

and now some sceth ball is talking to me

whats going on

Jun 9 2009 12:28AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
holy shit this is the longest convo ever recorded on omegle
sparknotes:super chill girl listens to the dead senior in highschool, going backpacking in russia and listens to reggae at least thats what she saysYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: where re you from?
You: chads gap
Stranger: wheres that?
You: its kinda of a secret but the wasatch
Stranger: haha ok...
You: its a mine
Stranger: oh cool
You: do like to wear a robe and wizard hat
Stranger: yes, quite often
You: have you ever dropped a glass of milk on your keyboard and the font got bigger
Stranger: nope, that has never happened to me
Stranger: why?
You: oh long story man long story
Stranger: hahahah you sound like youre tripping
You: do you have snow
Stranger: no, i do not. its actually very warm where i am
You: oh that sucks i like snow where do you live
Stranger: i love snow too, i live in nyc
You: oh really sweet like the big apple the city
You: skyscrapers
Stranger: totally, and central park? its amazing there
You: ohh no way bro do you know lucas magoon
Stranger: hahaha no ive never ven heard of that
You: most thuggin snowboarder ever you board or ski
Stranger: i ski occasionally, in the winter i drive upstate to the catskills
You: oh dope what kind of skis you got
Stranger: i usually just borrow my friends, and his are K2s
Stranger: theyre actually really smooth
You: sick i got a pair of k2s there like the shape of bannanas for powder
You: hit any rails
Stranger: hahaha sick
Stranger: no, i am not that intense of a skiier
You: ahh dude its like spreading butta on bread super smooth boxes are a good way to start
Stranger: hahahah oh man, sounds awesome
You: yeah just gotta let er buck
You: you in highschoo
You: l
Stranger: yeah, last year though
Stranger: senior
You: ohhh dope you going to college or just chilling and getting a job
Stranger: college, i got into oston university in massachussetts?
Stranger: i got a sweet scholarship too
You: for what
Stranger: pre med
You: hah whats that
You: medicine
Stranger: like... before you go to medical school?
Stranger: lol yeah
Stranger: like.. pre-medical school
You: you must be a genious
Stranger: nahhh im alright
Stranger: i get by
Stranger: lol
You: dude you should check out a site called newschoolers.com its a ski site sweet forums and what not
Stranger: really? cool, ill check it out sometime
You: honestly this is the longest conversation i have ever had
Stranger: haha seriously? why?
You: idk people are weird on here
Stranger: also, most of the people on here dont speak english and are mostly from taiwan....
You: yeah alot of koreans
Stranger: not that theres anything wrong with asia...
Stranger: but i cant understand their goddamn symbols
You: yeah
Stranger: so...are you a girl or a boy?
Stranger: ive been wondering.
You: guy gonna be a junior next year
Stranger: awesome
You: yeah super dope dont have to pay rent
Stranger: thats whats up
You: dats whats up
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: yeah, fuck jobs, im never getting one until i really have to
Stranger: i have a trustfund tht im living off of now
You: yeah im trying to get a job at this drug store gnc you never do anything but sit on a computer all day because no one goes there
You: probably talk on omegle more
Stranger: hahahah, thats awesome
Stranger: yeah i just found out about this a couple days ago from one of my friends
Stranger: and it was like... such a discovery
Stranger: im rarely bored now
You: yeah whenever i get bored i come on here
Stranger: yeah its alright
You: what do like for tv like seinfield office
Stranger: eh, dont make fun of me
Stranger: but, considering im a girl, i love gossip girl
Stranger: and greek
Stranger: *embarrassed*
Stranger: but its entertaining, i swear
You: i thought i was talking to a guy this entire time lol hmm yeah i watched greek a few time semi intresting
Stranger: hahah really? yeah im just into like... sports a lot
Stranger: not a dyke though
You: no i heart girls that ski or board or just like an active lifestyle
Stranger: yeah, exactly. im all about being active and such
Stranger: i also play soccer
You: yeah i used to play soccer but there was way to much running so hackysack does just fine
Stranger: haha you sound like such a chill person
Stranger: yeah, soccer in the fall, fencing in the winter, and lacrosse in the spring
Stranger: have you ever been mountain boarding? i feel like, youd like it since you enjoy skiing
You: lacrosse is cool sport
You: yeah i longboard alot theres hills for the offseason and i do some mtn biking/dirt jumping
Stranger: ive always wanted to try dirt biking
Stranger: i wouldnt be able to do it though, i dont have enough like, muscle
You: my friend has a dirt bike its not to hard just weird getting used to how heavy it is
Stranger: yeah, im good with things that arent too heavy
Stranger: despite the fact im a sabre in fencing....
Stranger: the sword itself weighs like, 20 lbs
You: really i thought those things would be like 2 lbs they look really flimsy
Stranger: well, there epee and foil
Stranger: those swords are very light
Stranger: there are just different kinds of fencing
Stranger: with sabre, i get to hit anyone anywhre i want to
Stranger: but with epee, its below the neck, above the waist
Stranger: its lame
Stranger: sabre is hardcore
Stranger: lol
You: sabre sounds fun
You: just taking people out
Stranger: yeah, which is why i picked it. hahaha
Stranger: yeah just fucking people up left and right
You: you have any title
You: s
Stranger: at my school, i was on B string
Stranger: which is like, i get to play allmost all the matches
Stranger: but, fencing season ended a while ago
Stranger: and i probably wont continue with it. it was a bitch on my arm
Stranger: s
You: i would imagine thats all seasons
Stranger: no it is
Stranger: i just quit
You: but that was a highschool sport tahts cool
Stranger: since im a senior
You: thats
Stranger: yeah, do you play any sports in school?
You: no we just got football and basketball so no not really just chill and watch games occasionaly
You: next year im joining a freestyle team for skiing and i do alot of comps for skiing
Stranger: thats so sick
Stranger: im jealous
You: yeah its cool to because at my mtn everyone has there own style and theres alot of females that are really good which is rare
Stranger: yeah it is, i want to get better so bad
Stranger: i might hit up serbia this upcoming summer
Stranger: im going backpacking in russia, maybe ill check out their mountains
You: ohh sweet russia is super cool the have some good mtns over there for skiing
Stranger: yeah they do, but its like, cold as hell, i have to buy like 20 north faces
Stranger: but im stoked, im gonna go visit the steppes and the black forest
You: buy some dope beanies as well i cant imagine its to cold in the summer though
Stranger: yo, serbia is cold year round
You: so snow year round
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: like, fresh powder everydaaay
You: ohhh you should go shred the gnar
Stranger: you cant beat that
Stranger: hahaha
You: so what are your music intrests
Stranger: uhm, i like a little frank zappa and grateful dead
Stranger: those are my favorites at the moment.
Stranger: you?
You: oh yeah grateful have some great songs my dads a total dead head and has a ton of movies...so he kinda passed down the reggae/rock vibe...pepper,sublime,soja,ziggy those just off the top of my head
Stranger: ahhh i love reggae rock... bad brains much?!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ive been through my sublime phase
Stranger: but if you like awesome music, check frank zappa out
Stranger: he wil blow your mind
You: expandables, matisyahu, sly and robbie, ive heard of bad brains have to give them a listen frank zappas new to me
Stranger: matisyahu?! daaaamn i had no idea he was still around
Stranger: if you get high often, then while youre tripping, listen to this band called animal collective
Stranger: its honestly the best thing you will ever hear when youre tripping
You: yeah matisyahu kinda lost it and is more in the dancehall hip hop scene now
You: soldiers of jah army is really good
Stranger: whats their genre?
You: really mellow reggae/rock some songs are acoustic really good vibe one of my favorite bands of all time

and thats just so far
Jun 9 2009 12:58AM
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marley-skis
Posts: 794 - Karma: 330
hahh this site is sooo wierd but YES! i figured out the secret of chads gap......read.....
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: let me guess, chinese?
You: nope american. i hate the pricks that make up where their from
Stranger: well thats cool, I am american too
Stranger: I just get tired of all the fucking foreigners on here
You: yeah i know. and nobody seems to believe that im a girl
Stranger: well its because you most likely arent
Stranger: no offense its just a fact
You: yeah i know i guess theres no way to prove
Stranger: most of the "girls" are dudes trying to get pervos to cyber with them
You: i know some dude said he was a girl and kept on saying how he was "horny" an shit
Stranger: yep
Stranger: thatll happen
Stranger: although who in the hell would use omegle to cyber in the first place?
Stranger: I just don't understand the mentality
You: yeah i mean they could be totally fat and foreign
Stranger: I guess, but even then there is porn like literally 10 seconds away
You: yeah their just being perverts.. but i have a question......how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta?
Stranger: Up Grizzly's Gulch. Drive all the way up Little Cottonwood Canyon, go past the Alta Wildcat/Collins parking area, and veer left (where people go right to park in Albion Basin parking area). Find a parking spot up there. Then Grizzly Gulch is unmistakable. It is a gully. You have to hike up from the end of the parking lot just a bit to access the gulch, but you can see it from the parking lot. Hike about a mile, and it is up in that area. I don't have specifics from here...I've never been up there, but I think the location is kept secret by those in the know.
You: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I take it your life is now complete?
You: yep i pretty much now know the fate of the world
You: now it wont end in 2012
Stranger: I am a scientologist
You: theres no such thing dumb ass
Stranger: how do you figure?
You: i just know this kind of stuff okay
You: its serious bussiness
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Jun 9 2009 1:37AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
i mean i thought it was kinda epic...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: patrick!
You: is it you?!?
You: is it really you?
Stranger: no\
You: oh...is this steve?
You: tom?
You: allen?
Stranger: no this is the krusty crab
You: OHHH SHIT
You: OHHH NO
You: FUCK
You: NOT AGAIN
You: well... uh
Stranger: rape tiem now?
Stranger: please?
You: where the fuck is spongebob
You: i gotta talk to that bastard
Stranger: in the basement
You: he's stood me up one to many times
Stranger: well its your lucky day
Stranger: he's wating and rarin to go in the lower bowels of me
Stranger: all tied up and just wishing for you
You: to untie him and plot evil plans against squidwird?
You: that slimey bastard!
You: i've always said
You: one day!
Stranger: him and his tentacles...
Stranger: what a little bastard
You: straight to the moon with you!!!
You: cornelius! this might be the day!
You: we can bring great salvage to this land!
Stranger: just so were clear I'm a pathetic loser male looking for an even more pathetic loser male to say that he is a female so that I may discuss fucking him/her for my enjoyment.
You: and resurrect our great spaghetti monstor for all paserby to see! and enjoy his noodly appendage!
You: oh so this isn't the clam?
Stranger: I am afraid not lone traveller
You: oh... well then i shall be on my way!
You: to yonder village!
You: in search!
You: of the mighty vessel!
You: which might one day bring such greatness hither to these barren lands!
Stranger: have fun with that buddy
You: and provide free spaghetti for all!
Stranger: I'll be here rooting for you with some lemonade
Stranger: no spaghetti for you!
You: avast yee!
You: i shall take your lemonade!
You: and quencheth my thirst!
Stranger: thats becasue your a nigger
Stranger: =D
You: no...no my good sir
Stranger: lies!
You: that would be the drink of the grape!
Stranger: blashemy
You: you are speaking of!
Stranger: I will not hear your treachery!
You: i have done no such thing!
Stranger: hear no eveil
Stranger: see no evil
Stranger: speak no evil!
Stranger: nigger
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Jun 9 2009 2:12AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
this is either kinda funny or i'm really tired, i guess i'll find out tomorrow

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NEWSCHOOLERS
You: UNITE
You: AND FORM
You: OF
You: A HAWK
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Jun 9 2009 2:15AM
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4ReeL_
Posts: 3187 - Karma: 1,563
Stranger: Hey honey ^^
You: hello
Stranger: How is my cupcake today?
You: nice and warm
You: and you?
Stranger: Great now that you are here!
You: well im glad to be of service
You: cuz your fucked now
You: This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation for the United States of America. Please remain connected to this international web page (omegle.com) as we perform an IP address lookup to locate your current location. Local law enforcement officers will be arriving shortly. Thank you for your cooperation
Stranger: Sup /b/ro
Jun 9 2009 2:19AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
Stranger: I am looking for a girl to do cam 2 cam!
You: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: 11 f canada
Stranger: you are eleven
You: yes
Stranger: dont u think thats too young
Stranger: for that kinda stuff
then he left, obviously not a pedo
Jun 9 2009 2:21AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i said it first
Stranger: from where?
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what?
You: nothing
You: you fucking idiot
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Jun 9 2009 2:25AM
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4ReeL_
Posts: 3187 - Karma: 1,563
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: utah
You: you?
Stranger: hk
You: ???
Stranger: hong kong
You: oh nice
Stranger: ha
Stranger: you are boy or girl?
You: im actually a bit of both
Stranger: what?
You: ever herd of chicks with dicks
Stranger: =.=
You: yeah a big one too
Stranger: so?
You: so you can still stick it in me there is just a floppy meat sausage in the way
Stranger: horrible
Jun 9 2009 2:27AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello, this is chris hanson from Dateline NBC
Stranger: boring
You: why dont you go ahead and have a se.... Thank you
Stranger: Step1: "Try some idiotic approach that's been tried 5 billion times by random internet nerds to impress a total stranger"
You: Step2: "Get your ass handed to you by cops hidden outside of this house after a fail at making love to a 12 year old boy and his homemade cookies"
Jun 9 2009 2:33AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
You: fuck you
Stranger: thank you
You: your welcome
You: are you a girl under the age of 5
Stranger: u?
You: i wish
You: i would just look at myself naked all day
Stranger: u psycho?
Stranger: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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Jun 9 2009 2:34AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: form?
You: no i dont have any forms for you
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wht??
Stranger: waht?
Stranger: dfds
Stranger: 뭐야
Stranger: 노ㅓ
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Jun 9 2009 2:36AM
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Posts: 536 - Karma: 47

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Jun 9 2009 3:47AM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
Anyone have a link to tha other thread like this?
Jun 9 2009 3:39PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
You: hey!
Stranger: hey
You: where are you from?
Stranger: u first))
You: canada
Stranger: uuu very cold
Stranger: moscow
You: wow, you're really that dumb?
You: guess how cold it is here
Stranger: uuuuuffff))
Stranger: whats new in canada?
You: we hate russians
You: how about you?
Stranger: FUCK U FUCK YOUR FAMILY
You: ohhh no
Stranger: GAY
You: don't yell at me on the internet!
Stranger: POSHEL NAXYI PIDOR
You have disconnected.

I ran into someone from /b/ yesterday, it was lolz.
Jun 9 2009 3:58PM
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RcppF
Posts: 277 - Karma: 21
You: hey nigshow
Stranger: hey what?
You: can you not read?
Stranger: what the fuck is a nigshow
You: wow, you are a stupid wigger
You: choke on my monster cock you duster
Stranger: and you are a funny guy
You: fuck off
Stranger: atleast you think
You: haha, oh
You: that was a good one
Stranger: let me guess , your jokes dont work in real life
You: im hurt
Stranger: haah
Stranger: im glad
You: haha nigger
Stranger: haha
You: eat my turban
You: wow, go shower, i can smell you from here you dirty queef
Stranger: haha
You: thats all you can say
You: cmon you dirty pussy
You: eat my green diahreah
Stranger: you only can make beef here?
You: haha, no actually
Stranger: you are a bad guy here are you
You: i know why you type so slow,
Stranger: yes
Stranger: because i have other friends
You: how bout you gett the dick outta your hand and try going faster
You: your dads dick by the way
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you aint really got a life , making up these sentences all day
You: im typing with my tongue, cause your moms tits are in both my hands
You: damn their big
You: actually, im making this shit up on the spot
Stranger: wow
You: i dont tihnk about it all day, i think about your moms clean shaven pussy instead
Stranger: you aint got other shit to do
You: nope, other than your sister
You: your moms been done already
You: out the door
Stranger: you are so fucked up
Stranger: i bet you are on this site allday
You: first time biatch
Stranger: and a big mouth
Stranger: tough guy
You: youur moms mouth is bigger, i can proove it
You: she fit my whole 9 inches in her mouth
Stranger: you aint got fucking shit to do instead talking about your sex fantasies
You: do you have NS?
You: its real faggot. shes on my cock right now
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im out asshole
You: your moms asshole, over my cock
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: enjoy
Jun 9 2009 4:08PM
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GabP
Posts: 568 - Karma: 75
Stranger: Bacon
You: how do you get to chads gap from botom of alta?
You: mmm bacon
Stranger: Shit
Stranger: I cant Remember.
You: ns?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: finnally
You: ahah
Stranger: =D
You: ive beenn waiting so long
Stranger: Rofl.
You: lol all of these noob that are like asl?
Stranger: Rofl.
You: lmao when i read bacon i know it was from ns guy! :P
Stranger: =D
You: this site is full of strange strangers :P
Stranger: I Noticed.
You: did you meet other people from ns at this time?
Stranger: One time i did.
You: its my first time and im totally shock
You: ahaha
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Nicee.
You: whats your username?
Stranger: On?
You: ns
Stranger: Ns
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: What is the Ns your Thinking of?
You: newschoolers
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Never heard of it.
Stranger: Nova Scotia.
Stranger: xD
You: no really...
Stranger: I've never heard of It,I Thought you Meant Nova Scotia.
You: ahhh your kidding me xD
Stranger: Nope:p
You: i cant be more dissapointed
Stranger: ROFL.
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: I Can manage that
Stranger: The Bacon is a Lie.
Jun 9 2009 5:34PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
i just got it for my ipod!
Jun 9 2009 5:54PM
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HERCULES.
Posts: 664 - Karma: 211

i love this site

last night i met a LEGIT 17 year old chick and got her number and we've been texting and she lives in ohio and i live in PA and im going to ohio so its very possible i may stop by and secks her on my way home :P I saw her myspace and shes super hot and mad legit to....

Jun 9 2009 6:09PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
Jun 9 2009 6:35PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
not at all dude! its the inernetz!

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Jun 9 2009 6:47PM
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