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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
You can troll so hard


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 male german and you?
You: I take off my pants
Stranger: are oyu female `?
You: yes
Stranger: i hope so =)
You: in a way
Stranger: ok lets go
You: k
Stranger: in a way?
You: Yeah
Stranger: what doyou mean?^^
Stranger: cant be serious [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/1_grin.gif[/IMG]
Stranger: now lets go baby
You: k
Stranger: =)
You: k i take off my shirt
You: i r soooo hawt
Stranger: come on take my ****
Stranger: i lick your ****ples
You: :O
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: ohh sorry babe
Stranger: one question how old are you?^^
You: old enough
Stranger: say it i like older ones [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/IMG]
You: 60
Stranger: whaat?
Stranger: whatever go on [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/1_grin.gif[/IMG]
You: okay
You: i r siioooooo hawt
Stranger: im horny and my **** is hard
You: me too
You: [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif[/IMG]
Stranger: what the fuck
Apr 4 2009 4:58AM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: wanna fuck
Stranger: didnt your parents teach you not to talk to strangers?
Stranger: and definately not
You: than rape it is!
You: yipee!
You: NS bitchezzzz
Stranger: wow, creeper
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apr 5 2009 5:33PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22

longet convo ive had so far

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: goo ga
You: are u reatarted?
Stranger: meow
You: omg i love kittys :)
Stranger: i am
Stranger: retard
You: awesome
Stranger: Let me tell you something, Regina.
You: ok
Stranger: You aren't pretty.
You: go on...
Stranger: In, fact
Stranger: You're a fugly SLUT
You: omg ur turning me on
You: can i pee in your butt?
Stranger: No, but you can FUCK IT.
Stranger: OH
Stranger: UH
Stranger: UHN
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: YESSS
Stranger: OH BABY
Stranger: I'M GONNA COOOOME
You: then ill put on my robe and wizard hat and cast a level 37 orgasmo spell on you
You: this is almost as hot as vegetable sex
Stranger: Did you turn me into a frog?
You: no it was an orgasm spell
You: now i cast lvl 20 lightning and you loose 50 hp
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK??
You: Ya this is serious.
You: i have a question?
You: Do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: Yeah...
You: can u tell me im so confused
You: i broke my ankles last time i was there
Stranger: Turn right when you reach the statue of the African fellow.
You: oh ic
You: well i got some full tilts so im ready to go
You: Do u have any questions i have great answers
Stranger: Ok, then climb over the hill and use your magic arm to swing across the trees.
You: fuck that ive got full tilts
You: i can do anything
Stranger: ok
You: do u have any questions for me though
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: What do you do?
You: ok
You: i get full tilts
You: anything else?
Stranger: What do you like to do?
You: get full tilts
You: and pee in ur butt
Stranger: You're fucked up.
Stranger: CUNT
You: u too
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Apr 5 2009 5:50PM
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ct_steeze
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 153
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: suck on this
You: 8==============================D
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Apr 5 2009 5:58PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
You: Where do the possums go?
Stranger: olá
You: WHERE?
Stranger: Brasil
You: they do not go to fake countries
Stranger: and you?
You: space
You: and you tool?
Stranger: no
You: fuckin prick
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Apr 5 2009 6:21PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
Stranger: hi!
You: thats what she said
You: boom ROASTED
Stranger: ??????
You: eggzactly
You: tool
You: just kidding
You: but not really
Stranger: ok... right...
You: are you gay?
Stranger: nope
You: says the gay kid
You: JUST KIDDING MAN
You: SLAPPA DA BASS
You: SLAPPA DA BAESSSSSS
You: S
You: L
You: A
You: P
You: P
You: A
You: D
You: E
You: B
You: A
You: S
You: S
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Apr 5 2009 6:27PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: And thats how i originally got herpes....
Stranger: great story
Stranger: i liked the part where they called you a nigger and you kept your head held high
Stranger: inspiring
You: yeah
You: well i helped when i whipped out my 10 inch cock
Stranger: cock slapping solves every problem
You: every time
Stranger: just pull that bad boy out and slap some bitch silly
You: right in the face, or lower back
You: lower back is the secret spot
Stranger: oh, lower back is the sweet spot
Stranger: good choice
You: knocks the wind right out of them
Stranger: kind of like a donkey punch, eh?
Stranger: well, I've got to go
my bf's giving me terrible head
Apr 5 2009 7:18PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
haha^
Apr 5 2009 7:49PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh my fucking god that was hilarious
Apr 5 2009 8:01PM
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scott23~
Posts: 507 - Karma: 14
You: hey
You: im 24 male, and in jale
You: *jail
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Apr 5 2009 8:13PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233

ya same thing happened to mth damn brazilians

e there were only like 100 people on at a time. now its filled wi

Apr 5 2009 8:15PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
fuck what the fuck did i say.
Apr 5 2009 8:18PM
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BrynnC
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
Haha this website is so funny. I actually had a serious conversation with a girl. At least she said she was a girl, I guess I will never know. Lots of people disconnected me though. :(
Apr 5 2009 8:20PM
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Drew.C
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 39
You: How do you get to chads Gap from the bottom of Alta?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i'm from Canada
You: why
Stranger: Gap sucks though
You: why
Stranger: i don't like their clothes
You: where i canada
Stranger: toronto
Stranger: u?
You: toronto is the gay capital of the world
Stranger: yeah it's pretty gay sometimes
Stranger: especially church st.
Stranger: avoid.
Stranger: unless youre into that kinda thing
You: ya they hav a 1 to 3 gay to strait ratio
You: have
Stranger: no way
Stranger: thats too high
Stranger: maybe in gay town
You: no toronto is gay town
You: so its not too high
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: are you in straight town?
You: did you know people in toronto have a 13 percent chance of getting aids
You: yes and by strait town you mean afghanistan
Stranger: haha. 13%? thats crazy
Stranger: i'll try to avoid gay sex then
Stranger: i'll try
You: ya
You: dont do it
Stranger: what if i wear protection
You: nope aids can break condoms in 5.98 seconds
You: it has a acid in it that burns right through a condom
Stranger: wow. how did you get so wise
You: wikipedia
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Apr 5 2009 8:31PM
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BrynnC
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
You: where you from
Stranger: I'm currently at the international space station
Stranger: in zero gravity
You: You serious man?
You: Im in a space shuttle going around the moon right now
Stranger: oh, so you're the prick who took the shuttle without telling anyone
Stranger: =(
Stranger: we're stuck here man!
You: Shit, I am such a dick, ill bring it back right after I go to jupiter
You: I am terribly sorry.
Stranger: bah, hope you fall in a black hole!
You: Maybe I should just press the disconnect button on you!!!
Stranger: if you do that your shuttle will self destruct in 30 seconds
You: oh fuck
Apr 5 2009 9:23PM
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cRez
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
Stranger: hii
You: we snaw
You: we snaw
You: im a donkey
Stranger: no, you're not a donkey :/
You: oh...
You: then what.... am.. i?
Stranger: sorry, but is true :/
Stranger: i don't know :O
You: but but but but i want to be a donkey
You: can i be a zebradonkey?
Stranger: yeeah, you can
You: yesssssssssss
You: wait.....
You: what sounds do i make?
You: like zebras go nehhhh and donkeys go we snawww
Stranger: you should ... growl? :O
i have no idea
You: so do i go nehhhh snaw?
You: or we nehhh?
Stranger: gonna be strange
You: hells yeah it will
Stranger: ahn... don't make any sound :D
You: mmmm sounds good
You: but then how do i tell you to shut up when im raping u
You: >:0
Stranger: WTF?
You: exactly!!!
Stranger: your fuckin wierd
You: are u greg??
Stranger: n
You: steve?
Stranger: justin \o\
You: are you from brazil?
Stranger: italy
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Apr 5 2009 9:30PM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
a stupid one
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: then the baby jumped into the blender
Stranger: what?
You: thats wat i said
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you from?
You: brazil
You: ?
You: no
You: y would u ask such a thing
You: i dont think is is going to work
You: fuck uou
You have disconnected.
Apr 5 2009 9:34PM
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rYb
Posts: 944 - Karma: -12
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hay
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: 17 f canada u
You: 17 m canada
Stranger: what prov?
You: ontario
Stranger: ohcool
You: yeah
Stranger: newfoundland here
You: oh true
You: so you fish?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: lol
You: why not?
Stranger: not everyone here fish's
Stranger: jeeze
You: why not?
Stranger: ..does everyone there have the same job?
You: no
Stranger: then why would everyone here have the same job?
Stranger: actually, i work at a tanning salon
Stranger: and i hate fish
Stranger: allong with most of the people my age
You: that sucks
Stranger: why?
You: cause everyone must smell like fish there
Stranger: no?
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: barely anyone here fish's
Stranger: its exactly like ontario
Stranger: cept we dont have gangs
Stranger: or retarded people
Stranger: because we have a small population
Stranger: ive lived in ontario
Stranger: so i know thank you.
Stranger: and im from BC
Stranger: you are very misinformed about newfoundland.
You: did you fish in bc?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: ive never fished in mylife
You: why not?
Stranger: do you fish?
You: no
Stranger: then why should i/
You: cause you live in newfoundland
Stranger: so?
You: thats obviously what all the cool kids do
Stranger: BARELY ANYONE FISHES HERE
Stranger: no
Stranger: actually
Stranger: the cool kids
Stranger: like me
Stranger: get drunk
Stranger: and party
Stranger: and have fun
Stranger: and dont fish
You: and fish?
Stranger: ever
Stranger: oh go away.
Apr 5 2009 9:53PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: would you like to start a conversation on lynching?
You: maybe.. if i can pee in your butt
Stranger: go for it
You: nice so where u from
Stranger: california
Stranger: how bout you?
You: massachusetts
Stranger: wow
You: so the terminator is your governor how is that
Stranger: i was thinking michigan
Stranger: pretty good
You: oh i could imagine
Stranger: hows your governer?
You: not good...his names deval nuff said
Stranger: sounds erotic
You: ya it does deosnt it?
Stranger: does it snow where you live?
You: yes
Stranger: Do you ever go outside while it's snowing, strip naked, and jack off?
You: all the fucking time...howd u know?
Stranger: Womens intuition
You: i wish i had this "womens intuition" you soeak of
Stranger: Yeah. i had to cut off a chicks pussy and eat it
Stranger: you ever stick your finger up your ass so you wouldn't shit yourself?
You: ohh i might have to try that... sayyyy, do u know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
You: and yess yes i do
Stranger: hmm.. chads gap?
Stranger: alta?
Stranger: no clue
You: shit
You: did you know im a registered sex offender
You: u still there mr.stranger?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yeah, i'm still here
Connection imploded.
Apr 5 2009 10:24PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: MY name is artemis!
Stranger: U AGAIN
You: and i have a bleached asshole!
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: U have already sad this
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Apr 6 2009 12:00AM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
You: Hey becky titface
You: ........... :(
Stranger: so then I started taking off my pants, while putting on my hat and wizard robe
You: NS NS NS
Stranger: oh crap, wrong window
You: iloveu
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: I have a sexual fetish
You: how get chads bottom alta? gap
Stranger: I'm only attracted to lawn gnomes dressed as ballarinas
Stranger: are you dressed as a ballerina?
You: HI MY NAME IS ARTEMIS!
You: AND I HAVE A BLEACHED ASSHOLE
Stranger: (and/or a midget?)
You: both
You: i ride them naked
You: in africa
Stranger: I am so hard right now
You: ditto babe
You: :)
Stranger: wait, you can't be hard too
You: whoops
Stranger: I'm not a fag
You: there it goes
You: in my pants
You: damn'
You: :(
Stranger: me too
Stranger: wow, you're amazing
You: WEEEEEHOOOO!
You: dickballz
You: Hey becky titface!
Stranger: are you a robot?
You: 3
Stranger: cuz I have a fetish for those too
You: Rooooobots
You: beep bop
Stranger: but only ballerina robots
You: drwwwww bee awwp
You: zzzzz bubububub dee boop
Stranger: BEEP BOOP WHIRRR
Stranger: I AM FROM THE FUTURE
You: oh you ruined it
You: it was funny till you came
Stranger: 01100100101010101010001000010101110101001010101010
You: tool
You: BINARY SOLO!
Stranger: most things are
You: 00000010000001101011100
Stranger: are you a /b/ tard
You: this long
You: like my dick
You: ha
You: tool
You: GIVE ME THE GUN YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKA!
Stranger: yours is shorter than mine...
You: sdfjokbs;dgherai
You: not
Stranger: and we poisoned the masses...
You: who are you?
You: ne;lson mandella
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I'm am typing from my cell in south africa
Stranger: there are no lawn gnomes in here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apr 6 2009 12:07AM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22

its so great when people play along

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: You like niggers with hot bubble butts right?
You: sometimes
Stranger: alright
Stranger: fair enough.
You: you?
Stranger: Most definitely.
You: cool
You: i like to pee in butts
Stranger: same here!
You: AWESOME!!
Stranger: that shit is freakishly hot
You: im getting so hard now
Stranger: oh shit I know
You: are u a guy or a girl
Stranger: eh, secret
You: ?
Stranger: ¿
Stranger: I'm a guy, yeah. lol
You: ok cool im feeling adventurous
Stranger: still feeling adventurous after finding out the truth?
You: i put on my robe and wixard hat...
Stranger: LOL
You: wizard
Stranger: oh shit
You: and i cast level 30 lightning on you and you loose 60 hp
Stranger: oh frick
You: ya dude ur fucked now
You: i point my staff at youi and a bright light comes out
Stranger: for real...
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: two can play at this
You: its blizzard lvl 73!!!!
Stranger: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
You: NS!!!!!!
Stranger: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
You: YES!
Stranger: yeah, what now
Stranger: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
You: i break my ankles on chads gap
You: MY ANKLES ARE BROKE
Stranger: holy hell what
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: oh god what do I do..
You: but its ok i got full tilts now
Stranger: k that's good
You: ya
You: Do u know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?/
Stranger: I wish I did...
You: same :(
Stranger: aw
Stranger: we're in the same boat then D:
You: do u like lawn gnomes?
Stranger: hell yeah I do
You: they turn me on
Stranger: I get my baseball bat and whack that shit
You: :O
You: what!
Stranger: for real, you should see it
Stranger: it's amazing
Stranger: turns me on every time
You: did u atleast rape them first?
Stranger: those masochistic little gnomes
Stranger: oh I do that after
You: oh
Stranger: yeah, can't let em go to waste
You: dont u get cut form the glass pieces
Stranger: nah, I'm too beast for that
You: *i take off my robe and wizard hat and start eating a carrot*
You: hmmm
Stranger: oo...
Stranger: you wanna start playin with vegetables now?
You: ya
You: i stroke your eggplant
You: ... bend over and rip the weeds away from my tomato patch
Stranger: oh god..you love my eggplant...
You: i pick a couple of strawberries and try just one and find out they are just right
Stranger: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
You: i lick my zucchinis
Stranger: :O
You: check if its ready
Stranger: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.....it's ready
You: then i take a big bite!!! CRUNCH!
You: my cabbage accepts your warming offer
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I'm all out :(
You: then i put my robe and wizard hat back on and destroy u with awesome spell lvl 10000000 and u die
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: rez please
You: i use revive lvl 25
You: and u gain 40 hp
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: 40 hp sucks at level 25 though
You: ya im more of an attacker then a healer
You: it sucks
Stranger: oo
Stranger: that'd do it
You: my bow skills are at 80 though
Stranger: awesome
You: wich means i have the mystical bow of awesomeness
Stranger: my fletching skill is at 90, I'll make you arrows
You: ok cool i like them long and hard
Stranger: ohh I hear ya
Stranger: those are my specialty
You: so i can penetrate the hearts of the people lower then lvl 30
Stranger: heck yeah
You: im a level 72
Stranger: oo
Stranger: 69 here ;O
You: nice!
Stranger: it's a good number
You: do u live in brazil
Stranger: nah
Stranger: I live in a house :(
You: thats gay
Stranger: I know right
You: where?
Stranger: I hate it here
Stranger: don't know, I've been kept in a basement all my life
You: oh i c
You: are u a freak?
Stranger: nah, get ladies comin down here all the time, so apparently not
You: oh ok welll ur mom isnt plural
You: lol
You: jk!!!
Stranger: hey she sucks good man :(
You: :|
You: does she ever put her finger in ur butt
Stranger: should give her a go sometime
You: ok
Stranger: nah, that's my job
You: ill pee in her butt ;)
Stranger: :D
Stranger: she'll like that
You: wow this is probably the greatest convo ive had on here!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this is my longest
You: are u from ns?
Stranger: nope
You: oh
You: well then...
Stranger: :[
You: \;9
You: :(
You: i guess this is goodbye *sob*
Stranger: *cry*
You: :'(
Stranger: goodbye my friend.
Stranger: keep peeing in asses
You: i love u
Stranger: LIVE LIFE TO IT'S FULLEST
You: ok
Stranger: :D
You: i love u
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Apr 6 2009 1:34AM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
someone told me they were chris hansen form to catch a predator and im scared now lol they saud they were trianguating my position.... lol
Apr 6 2009 2:07AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
haha i like it
Apr 6 2009 11:55AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
spoke to some chick from brazil for like an hour, alotta cultural talk kinda dope
Apr 7 2009 12:44AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello asl
You: heyro
You: 72 m North Korea
Stranger: bull
You: No, we raunched our Satterrites a couple day ago
Apr 7 2009 12:49AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: Where you from?
You: CHADS GAP. YOU?
Stranger: brazil
You: ARE THERE FULTILTS THERE?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apr 7 2009 12:54AM
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MidWestGaper
Posts: 386 - Karma: 12
haha my friend goes on this website and just fucks with people. its fucking halarious
Apr 7 2009 8:59AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
You: hi
Stranger: your not in the conversation babes
You: what?
Stranger: i made music
Stranger: with swear words in it
You: thats cool
You: I have done that before
Stranger: then made the swear words sound like a kids voice
Stranger: i have to be up at 5.30
You: the children are our future
Stranger: babes can i put my head on your lap for a sec while you rub me/
Stranger: ?
You: um, if you did you would feel my raging boner
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Apr 7 2009 3:09PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
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You: dude awesome
Stranger: thanks ! :)
You: makes me super hot
Stranger: ohhh
You: what about you
Stranger: are you boy ?
You: sometimes
Stranger: wow
Stranger: transsexuality ?
Stranger: :)
You: once and a while yeah. what about you
Stranger: im a boy
Apr 7 2009 3:45PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: babies
Stranger: its chris' birthday 2day
Stranger: he used 2 b a baby
You: no i ate chris when he was a baby
Stranger: no
Stranger: that ws me
You: no way! how did you cook him
Stranger: lemon juice
Stranger: thats hw they cook sushi u kno
You: nice touch. i prefer saute with pepers and onions
You: oh really? i like baby sushi
Stranger: freak
Apr 7 2009 3:59PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190

sorry for tripple post but this one was good

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: do you like babies
Stranger: ASL?
Stranger: Dead babies, yeah.
Stranger: Especially on sandwiches.
You: do you eat them!
You: nice!
Stranger: Mmmm, they's good eating >ww.>...
Fail, amiright?
You: dont drink the water
Stranger: It's poisened with whale cum.
You: no no no
Stranger: Which has 10gallons of salt in it.
You: dave matthews told me not to
Stranger: And thus, the reason why sea water is salty.
You: ew
You: dmb?
Stranger: Iknowright
Stranger: What the shit, man D:?
You: do you know who dave matthews is
Stranger: Unfortunatly. no.
You: WHAT!!!!!
You: HE IS LIKE GODE
You: GOD
Stranger: Orly?
You: look up dave matthews band now
You: or he will smite you
Stranger: Just did.
WUTLUL
You: do you like?
You: listen to dont drink the water
Apr 7 2009 4:16PM
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spruitm
Posts: 2221 - Karma: 1,069
bye
Apr 7 2009 4:22PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
Thought this was hilarious...

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: I am BJØRK
Stranger: norway?
You: Sweden
You: Are, actually
Stranger: i'm form finland
You: Nice. You ski?
Stranger: i do not touch the snow but obviously you are some sort of pervert!
You: If I pee in your butt, will that further instat the fact I am a pervert. Or will it make you feel more comfortable?
Stranger: both. definetly both
You: Ohhhh. I like where this is going.
You: I unzip your pants
Stranger: in my butt!
You: You undo my full tilts
Stranger: i grab the monkey and you start butchering the pig!
You: You bend over. I insert both of my feet into your tight ass-hole, all the way up to my ankles.
You: The ankles I broke at Chad's gap
Stranger: i feel a gushing sound in my stomach
You: (That gushing is the foot splooge)
You: My feet also have the power to ejaculate. The toe cum will blind you
Stranger: my eyes pop out. your sperm flies to the moon and back!
You: The gravity of the moon flings the foot jizz back towards the Earth. Moving at 93km per second it re-enters the atmosphere, like a Simon Dumont falling from the heavens
Stranger: ...landing in your forehead. you scream but it's too late. the sperm has melted your whole head
You: A horse comes out of nowhere and starts to skull fuck me
You: It also inserts it's massive member into your empty eye sockets
Stranger: it's the fastest horse in the world! it's name is Old Horsey
You: Seabisciut, comes out of nowhere and mounts Horsey
Stranger: Old Horsey likes fingers. He eats them like carrots. He also likes Seabiscuit, even thogh he's not really gay, just explorational.
You: They both take a deep breath, and are ready to explore their gay side
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Apr 7 2009 6:17PM
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PattyFow
Posts: 540 - Karma: 51
Stranger: let's play a game: we take turns asking questions and we both answer them.
You: ok. ill start
Stranger: sounds good
You: can i pee in your butt?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





Apr 7 2009 7:22PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
my threads
Apr 7 2009 8:07PM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: aaaayyeeee
Stranger: My name is Paval. I'm a foreign exchange student form Belarus. I'm in France.
You: cool
Stranger: I just dropped out of college.
You: im a silverback ape
You: i just dropped a banana
You: :(
Stranger: I want to devote my full time to becoming a pornstar!
Stranger: ............./´¯/)
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............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
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..........''...\.......... _.·´
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You: niffty
You: what are you gonna do to do that?
Stranger: Lick it. *sucking dick*
Stranger: Mmm... That dick sucking was delicious!
You: i dont get it?
Stranger: I know you don't get it. You are a virgin. HAHAHAHAHA!
You: your a nigger....
You: or an NSer
Stranger: You're jealous becuase black folks have bigger dicks than you.
You: are you challenging me to meatswords?
Stranger: Yes. Can I take bite out of your meatsick?
You: can i pee in your butt?
Stranger: ............./´¯/)
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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
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Apr 7 2009 8:08PM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19
Stranger: hi
You: im an illigal imigrant
You: from mexico in the us
Stranger: you too?
You: yessum
You: trying to get to chads gap
You: do you know how to get there?
Stranger: no, don't have a clue.
Stranger: i'm also comitting crimes...
You: well thats no good
You: wghat crimes?
Stranger: i'm racist
You: same
Stranger: like to kill south americans
You: cool story hansel
Stranger: isn't it?
You: yep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol this is quite fun...

Apr 7 2009 8:25PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
Stranger: hi?
You: i have 2 vaginas
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: yeah its awesome
You: and a dick in my rear
Stranger: wtf, r u crazy?
You: no, im serious
Stranger: omg
Stranger: how r u?
You: the whole 2 vag 1 dick can be quite fun sometimes
Stranger: bye
Apr 8 2009 9:19PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
i cant find any other nsers on here its pissing me off haha
i keep using the call and  no one knows what im saying
Apr 9 2009 12:52AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: idiots get away,only female stay,when u r ready,press alt+F4 to talk with me,plz
You: what?
Stranger: idiots get away,only female stay,when u r ready,press alt+F4 to talk with me,plz
You: do you know how to get to Chads gap from the bottom of Alta?
Stranger: ur a traveller?
You: yeah
You: How do you get to chads Gap from the bottom of Alta?
Stranger: where is alta?
You: omgz!!111ELEVEN!
Stranger: sorry incomprehendable
You: Are you smexi?
Stranger: yes im sexy
Stranger: i have balls man.
You: can you put on a robe and wizard hat for me?
Stranger: i havent that things
Stranger: no further talk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apr 9 2009 1:31AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
hahaha this is great. I'm convinced I keep ending up talking to someone from here.
Apr 9 2009 2:21AM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
haha

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing much just taking a wizz
Stranger: KEWL
You: i know exept i ran out of kitty litter
Stranger: aw maaan that sucks
Stranger: i hate when that happens
You: i know!
You: I put my robe and my wizard hat on
You: hello
Stranger: helllllo
Stranger: so you're a cat wizard?
You: so how do you get to chads gap from the bottem of alta
You: meow
You: i f in fly there on my black dildo
Stranger: omggg black dildos
Stranger: BYE THUNDERCUNT
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Apr 9 2009 2:30AM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: chocolate rain
You: some stay dry and others feel the pain
You: chocolate rain
Stranger: what
Stranger: is taht some sort of racist epiphet
You: I move away from the mic to breathe in**
You: oh no dude
You: its just my favorite jam
Stranger: i fucking hate racists like u
Stranger: u sicken me
You: maybe you should quit being a fucking bitch dude i am black
Stranger: i bet ur grandfather was a slave owner
Stranger: omg
Stranger: a black man on the internet???

Apr 9 2009 11:22PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
Stranger: Hi
You: I take off my robe and wizard hat
You: my throbbing cock is waiting for you
Stranger: I slowly remove my pokemon suit
You: PIKACHU?
Stranger: not anymore baby
You: thats what I'm talking about
You: I shove it in your ear
You: and turn the britney spears track up to 11
Stranger: fap fap fap
You: I yell to paco and tell him to slowdown the truck
You: I cum all over the backseat
Stranger: i cum in ur face.
Stranger: fag
You: I deflect your cum with a stage 5 antidote!


meh
Apr 10 2009 12:31AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
ahahahahahahahhaa. someone with msn wanna email and chat with this fucker?



Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are u from
Stranger: female?
You: yes female
You: why you want to know where am from hot shot?
Stranger: because my english is poor
Stranger: i am chinese want talk chinese
You: no sir, I no talk chinese
You: you talk chinese?
You: impress me much
You: I very much want to fuck your hard chinese dick hole
Stranger: at home?
Stranger: now?
You: oh yes very much so
You: what is your address?
Stranger: msn?
You: yes! msn
Stranger: roy1307@hotmail.com
You: I have msn
You: ok ok !
You: where are you living now?
Stranger: shanghai
Stranger: and u
You: France, but I will fly over!
You: in a weeks time! can you wait for me?
Stranger: ok
You: what is your living address, I will write it down and forever cherish it until we can meet
Stranger: we talke msn first
Stranger: do u have QQ?
You: ok ! I will contact you shortly and in good time.
You: what is QQ?
Stranger: some like msn in china
Stranger: i want to kiss u baby
You: oooh no, I no have
You: oh I want to kiss you hard and fuck you harder!
Stranger: u msn
Stranger: wait for me a while
You: ooooh msn, I will go on !
You: I must be off!
You: goodbye!

Apr 10 2009 12:38AM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: munch my muffin
Stranger: yum
You: ahhhhh yea lick that shit
You: mmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: you love it
You: reach into my darkest deepest nooks and crannies
You: munch on my jammy
You: oh yea
You: o
You: h
You: no
You: ima cum on yo face
Stranger: :o
You: AHHHHHHHHH
You: shit its in your eye
You: FUCK
Stranger: amagad bukake!
You: lemme stab it out for you
You: OH NO SKULLFUCKED
You: I FUCK YOUR EYE
Stranger: its all fun and games until someone loses an eye
You: HARDER HARDER
You: why are you talking im fucking your eye
Stranger: i like it
You: SKULLFUCKERY
Stranger: which eye?
You: you needs full tilts to repair
Stranger: stick it in my mouth
You: no eyes better
You: AH YEA
=
You: GIRL IMA CUM IN YO BRAIN
You: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: i am a man!
Stranger: we were gay!
You: ima cum in you BRAIN BITCH
You: what the fuck
You: i aint no FAGGOT
Stranger: you are!
You: go eat a dick
You: hairy cuntbag
Stranger: haha
You: god the people on this site
Apr 12 2009 2:18PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: woop woop
Stranger: woop woop
You: when i say weekend you say go, weekend...
Stranger: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i cant believe he didnt jump on the "go" train

Apr 12 2009 2:39PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
You: lets skip all this bullshit i want to cyber fuck you
You: dont be a pussy
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: same here
Stranger: haha
Stranger: now
Stranger: im bored ang horny
Stranger: wait
You: are you a boy
Stranger: did you say a boy?
Stranger: fuck
You: your a girl
You: im a guy
You: ?
Stranger: im a guy!
You: this shouldnt make a difference
You: i cant see you
Stranger: true that
Apr 12 2009 3:01PM
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MAjibber
Posts: 244 - Karma: 8
chug life omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: nothin
You: you fucking idiot
You have disconnected.
Jun 7 2009 9:26PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
Stranger: Hiya.
You: hiya
Stranger: How are you?
You: no, how are you?
Stranger: I am well.
You: no, I am well
Jun 7 2009 10:01PM
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