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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
You can troll so hard


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 male german and you?
You: I take off my pants
Stranger: are oyu female `?
You: yes
Stranger: i hope so =)
You: in a way
Stranger: ok lets go
You: k
Stranger: in a way?
You: Yeah
Stranger: what doyou mean?^^
Stranger: cant be serious [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/1_grin.gif[/IMG]
Stranger: now lets go baby
You: k
Stranger: =)
You: k i take off my shirt
You: i r soooo hawt
Stranger: come on take my ****
Stranger: i lick your ****ples
You: :O
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: ohh sorry babe
Stranger: one question how old are you?^^
You: old enough
Stranger: say it i like older ones [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif[/IMG]
You: 60
Stranger: whaat?
Stranger: whatever go on [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/1_grin.gif[/IMG]
You: okay
You: i r siioooooo hawt
Stranger: im horny and my **** is hard
You: me too
You: [IMG]djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif[/IMG]
Stranger: what the fuck
Apr 4 2009 4:58AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
ah, the smiles didnt work, I crossed it over from my thread at djforums, basically winks and what not
Apr 4 2009 4:59AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084

i dreamed of the day, that i finally get the chance to be the first one to respond:

cool story hansel

Apr 4 2009 5:32AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
Ya somoene posted this site on here about a week ago, there is a long thread with everyones convos on it. Im sorry to say but most were funnier then yours...
Apr 4 2009 5:33AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
:(


then I'll let this thread die along with myself, goodbye NS
Apr 4 2009 5:35AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
haha, well i liked it!
Apr 4 2009 8:16AM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7

OMG ASL?
Apr 4 2009 9:12AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
hhaha i enjoyed that. the german go pwn3d
Apr 4 2009 10:31AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: where are u from?
You: pakastan
Stranger: really? where is it
Stranger: ?
You: are you fucking retarded ?
Stranger: maybe yes, because i don't know PAKASTAN
You: okay how about pakistan
Stranger: ohh, yes
You: sorry, you couldent tell the difference between 1 letter
You: dumbass
You: im so fucking horney
You: are you a guy or girl
Stranger: heauheuaueahu
Stranger: what do u think?
You: a male
You: lets cyber
Stranger: yes, I'm a man
Stranger: and you ?
You: me too
You: lets cyber
Apr 4 2009 10:39AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
then he left :( he wasn't a troop.
Apr 4 2009 10:39AM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
Stranger: hi!
You: Do you like babies?
Stranger: only if they're from vampires cause they be the shitzx
Stranger: do you like vampires?
You: i like vampires like i like my babies. a little salt and pepper, some light steak rub, and sauteed in a pan.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apr 4 2009 10:57AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
You: black people
Stranger: YOU ARE BLACK
You: no yourARE BLACK
Stranger: black people are real mans
Stranger: and they fight a lot
Stranger: wanna fight?
You: I KNOW WITH ENORMOUS COCKS
You: UNDER ONE CIRCUMSTANCE
Stranger: i will brake your face man
You: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apr 4 2009 11:00AM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: herro
Stranger: hm
You: everyone i talk to keeps leaving
Stranger: yeah, same here
Stranger: or I just left someone who had a hard dick
Stranger: but I think that should be allowed
You: i think it's because i ask them how they like their babies cooked
Stranger: maybe they dont want to share their secret recipie
You: i mean.... it's a weird question but i'm just curious
You: shit. good point
Stranger: how do u like yours cooked?
You: salt and pepper, light steak rub, sauteed in a pan.
You: u?
Stranger: u was thinking: raw. make baby sushi. some soy, some spicy green stuff. rice.
Stranger: could be good
You: that sounds spectacular
You: ever had them in a blender?
You: you eat them with tostitos
You: (i put in a little lemon zest, but just for aroma)
Stranger: hm, dont even know what tostitos are. some sort of vodka?
You: no no no, corn chips nigga
Stranger: make a baby drink: mix baby with vodka. drink.
You: gross
You: unless its just their blood that wouldn't taste good at all
You: it'd be chunky and shit
Stranger: depends on the quality of your mixer I guess
You: 9/10 mixers you're gunna have little baby toes floating at the top of your drink
Stranger: but it makes it nice and festive
Stranger: so how did you start your baby eating interest?
You: i'm a nursery school teacher, i abducted a few kids here and there. usually just drowned them in the bathtub, but one time i put one in the microwave. It exploded but the smell was just too much i had to eat it.
Stranger: thats a wonderful story
Stranger: very inspiring
You: i do what i can.
You: how about you? how'd you get into eating babies
Stranger: well, see they had this home delivery thing which is so convenient because I just HATE cooking! so I just call and order whenever I feel like it. 24/7 delivery, so luxurious
You: did you ever try making love to a dead baby?
Stranger: no, seems a bit messy
You: let me tell you what i do.
Stranger: yeah, i'm all ears
You: so your sushi idea is great, i work off of that.
Stranger: really, dont hold back with the wasabi!
You: i wrap the fingers and toes in rice and seaweed, with a little avocado and celery for crunch. I start making love to it, and if i ever need a power snack i just bite off a finger or toe. It's bloody but it's fucking delicious
Stranger: wow! I cant even imagine!
You: ew you're discusting
You: you fucking perv
You have disconnected.
Apr 4 2009 11:12AM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
hahaha soo funny
Apr 4 2009 11:19AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
The baby one was just ridculous. I cant believe he went along with it.
Apr 4 2009 11:25AM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
lol people are going along w/ almost anything this is hilarious
Apr 4 2009 10:54PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
anyone ever meet any ns'ers on thsi site?
Apr 4 2009 11:49PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
wheres the thread with all the convos from this site
Apr 4 2009 11:51PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3820 - Karma: 3,444
on the first few days ns totally whore'd the site i met probably 6 different nsers
Apr 5 2009 12:08AM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
hahha
Apr 5 2009 12:09AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
mine started off as a normal conversation... but then...

You: alright, wanna skip the BS and get naked?
You: we've hit it off already
You: we're at out prime
You: lets do it
Stranger: naked
You: you are?
Stranger: you cant even see me?
You: that was quick...
You: well figurativly naked
You: or verbally
Stranger: what if Im really fat and ugly
You: well thats the best part of the internet...
Stranger: and have bacne
You: you could also be a 40 year old guy...
Stranger: true
Stranger: which would be weird
Stranger: for you
You: it wou
You: d
You: would
You: well, are you fat? are you ugly? are you 40? do you have bad b/acne?
Stranger: you'll never know
You: why not?
Stranger: because well never meet
You: well can i take your word for it?
You: or if you were really crazy, you could send me dirty naked pictures of yourself....
You: i put my robe and wizard hat on
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: sounds really sexy
You: ooo, you like that dont you
You: can i pee in your butt?
Stranger: um...no thanks
You: c'monnnn
You: its totally clean
You: fine
You: then lets just do it
You: MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN

Apr 5 2009 12:13AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
every other person the first few days was from ns
Apr 5 2009 12:15AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
new convo... i lose...

Stranger: hi!
You: heys baby, lets cut to the chase... i want to be in you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Apr 5 2009 12:16AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/450316/
there ya go bud, some of the shit in there is sooo funny
Apr 5 2009 12:16AM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
This site is great. After the first thread you could only talk to NS people for awhile. Funny stuff
Apr 5 2009 12:17AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
uh oh... this one doesnt speak english...
Apr 5 2009 12:19AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
heres a good one

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: Hey
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: sorry?
You: do you know how to get there?
You: i can't find
You: it
You: i've been searching for years
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: there where?
You: to chads gap
Stranger: 15/f/Brazil and you?
You: from the bottom of alta
You: 16/m/ny
Stranger: i dont know what is it
You: so i guess that explains why you cant find it
Stranger: yes!
You: well its nowhere near brazil
You: can you guide me into you pants then atleast?
Stranger: oh, my father leaves in ny
You: o thats baller

Apr 5 2009 12:25AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
YESSS, now im fighting a canadian over which is better, canada or america. im winning
Apr 5 2009 12:36AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: any idea how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?
You: i can't fucking find it
You: goddam kenyans
You: controlling my mind
You: ffffuuuuccccckkkkk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apr 5 2009 12:43AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
Stranger: HELLO
You: what up
Stranger: xPEITINHOx
You: huh
You: you listen to reggae
Stranger: RonAldO
You: ronaldo is a pussy
Stranger: HAHA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apr 5 2009 12:50AM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24
Stranger: lets fuck
You: Full Tilts?
You: now?
Stranger: i call pitcher
You: Chads gap?
You: here...
Stranger: wat
You: tanner hall
Stranger: i already came
Stranger: hope it was good for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



BAHAHHAHA
Apr 5 2009 12:53AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
You: lets skip all this bullshit i wanna cyber fuck you
Stranger: that is what i like to hear
Stranger: i hope your male
You: oh yes
Stranger: ive been waiting for you allll night
You: good
Stranger: So, you start
You: ive been waiting to take my robe and wizard hat off and bang you like a hammer!
Stranger: btw i definitely have a vagina
Stranger: oh thank god, cast a spell on me sirt
Stranger: *sir
Stranger: cast a spell
You: hold on brb the babys screaming again let me go put it in a blender or something so it shuts the fuck up
Stranger: good
Stranger: be quick
You: im back
You: god that stupid little fuck i put it in a hefty bag and away she goes
Stranger: excellent.
You: down the river
You: to chads gap
Stranger: so where would you like to go?
You: the bottom of alta
You: and try to find chads gap
Stranger: mmm...my favorite
Stranger: that where we're gonna fuck?
You: if you find chads gap, put your rob and wizard hat on for me and let me bang you like a hammer possible yes chads gap is where we'll fuck
Stranger: Robe and wizard hat? How cliche?
Stranger: cliche.
You: yeah its sorta like a condom, ya gotta have it
Stranger: That's what the last two bitches said and they didn't get nothing done with me
You: fo realzzz
You: what did they say
Stranger: They pulled out their flaming swords that did 17 hit points of damage. Damn...
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Apr 5 2009 12:57AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
hahahaha

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: aarrrgg blurm shcreig!!
Stranger: fock u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Apr 5 2009 12:58AM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
Stranger: your dinners been ready for an hour! where have you been??
You: dick in your ass
Stranger: that would hurt!
You: big time
Stranger: might need lube for that
You: don't be a pussy
Stranger: prefer it raw huh?
You: no im not gay
Stranger: who said I was a guy?
You: true only a woman cooks
You: but since when is there a computer in the kitchen?
Stranger: I might happen to just like dicks in my ass
You: do you even have and/or not have a deal?
Stranger: the deal is you fuck me, now
Apr 5 2009 1:07AM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24
these people are fuckin weird


Stranger: I collect secrets. Confess a secret to me, something you've never told anyone before.
You: Im about 5 foot 8 inches
You: can i tell you a secret and ask you something?
Stranger: Sure.
You: i want to know what size SAGA pant i should get
Stranger: ok..
You: so what size should i get
Stranger: L
You: medium large or xl
You: okay word
Stranger: whats the secret
You: how do you get to chads gap from the botom of alta?
Stranger: idk

Apr 5 2009 1:09AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: well, where i'm from most people start with hello
You: i take out my flaming sword of destruction and stab you in the anus
You: you die instantly
Stranger: god, this feels so good right now
Stranger: wait..let me just get...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm a pedo
Stranger: How does that make you feel?
You: turned the fuck on
You: nothing makes me happier than a 40 year old fat guy's dick
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I'm only 11
You: well i'm the 40 year old fat guy
Stranger: ;O
Stranger: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Apr 5 2009 1:17AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
i just had an hour long convo, atleast, with that canadian dude

first is was how america is better. then about cars. then about how he helps his friend grow weed and i tried to convince him to send me some to NY. he wasn't up for it unfortionatly and left. i enjoyed talking to him
Apr 5 2009 1:19AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i have become pretty determined to not disconnect until the other person does

unless the persons from here
Apr 5 2009 1:20AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Stranger: tell me a secret!
You: I dropped a glass of milk on the key board and the faunt got bigger!
Stranger: lol
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Apr 5 2009 1:28AM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
i have not been able to connect to the site
Apr 5 2009 1:40AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
Otter: What's MLP even mean anyways?
MLP-girl: major league princess
Otter: That's interesting.
MLP-girl: so do you like girls then?
Otter: Can't say I do.
Otter: My best friend is a lesbian though.
MLP-girl: have you ever tried it?
Otter: Makes things a tad awkward.
Otter: Nope.
MLP-girl: well who knows maybe you will get into it
Otter: What's wrong with just having a nice chat?
Otter: We could talk about...
Otter: Politics...
Otter: Religion...
MLP-girl: I slowly go behind you as i slide your shirt off your shoulders, exposing your bare back in the chilly night air as you shiver. and i wrap my body around you for warms
Otter: Science...
Otter: Do you believe in reincarnation?
MLP-girl: i begin to kiss the back of your kneck as i slowly work my way down to the nape of your back you gasp in anticipation
Otter: You know, Teddy Roosevelt wasn't that great of a president...I don't know why everyone idolizes him so.
MLP-girl: i reach around to the front and grab your breast with a frenzy only comparable to your first time. we girate as one and we begin to slide against each other
Otter: You should try reading romance novels.
Otter: Maybe that would satisfy some of that sex drive.
MLP-girl: i go around the to the front as i begint to gently kiss your lips and slowly work my tounge against your tounge as they twist in the the warm cacoon they have created
Otter: Philippa Gregory is a great author.
Otter: She wrote The Other Boleyn Girl...have you seen the movie?
MLP-girl: i slowly reach down and begin to unbutton your pants with a satisfying pop they are off and begin to slide down your supple thighs
Otter: I don't know why you're still trying.
Otter: You're obviously not getting anything out of me.
MLP-girl: i reach inside your thong to find that you are perfectly shaven and my fingers seperate your delecate folds to find your sweet moist center
Otter: The LEAST you could do is answer a few of my questions.
MLP-girl: my fingers penetrate you as you gasp in uphoria
Otter: Nice try, I don't shave my cunt.
MLP-girl: i pull them down and use my tonge to tease your clit as it drips with your fluids
Otter: And I don't wear thongs.
MLP-girl: my tounge then voyages all the way into your meaty center as we become one with each other and i explore every nook of your being
MLP-girl: I THEN PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

They then ended the chat : (
Apr 5 2009 2:11AM
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kool.aid.man
Posts: 1416 - Karma: 526
Stranger: Hallo!
You: dude
Stranger: Hm?
You: guess what
Stranger: What?
You: i just need to tell someone
Stranger: Ok, tell me.
You: today i saw a purple elephant
Stranger: No fucking way! =O
You: fucken purple elephant
You: yes way
Stranger: Holy shit! =O
You: guess where i saw him
Stranger: Where? o.o
You: in my fucken sink
You: dude was taking a bath in my fucken sink
Stranger: Omg, that's just weird. =O!!
Apr 5 2009 2:12AM
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MagSeven
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 412

Is this site still working? seems like its offline to me?

Apr 5 2009 2:20PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
working just fine for me
hmm
Apr 5 2009 2:55PM
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MagSeven
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 412

true, i'm able to get on it now.

will see how long it takes to find an NS'er

Apr 5 2009 3:01PM
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MagSeven
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 412
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MARRY ME
You: i am 84, disabled, and incontinent, but YES! I WILL
Stranger: You will be a hot husband ;>
You: i will be an old husband
Stranger: that's not important
Stranger: Are you rich?
You: fuck yes. i invented the paperclip
Stranger: Grrr.
You: enough about me, what kind of a guy are you?
Stranger: I'm a f
Stranger: ...
You: oh snap. bonus
Stranger: .. Are you gay
You: i'll take whatever i can get these days. in my younger days i liked the young ladies
Stranger: :D
You: tell me about you
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: I'm a ... ... .. crocodile
You: A M A Z I N G
Stranger: I know.
You: where do you live
Stranger: Under your bed
Stranger: Scared?
You: nooooo, the crocodile that lives under my bed is called Edmund. he looks after my pee pee pot
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: I'm the other one
You: pwnd
You: its a small bed, only room for one crocodile
Stranger: Well, I have moved to your closet.
You: that is fine, you got enough water in there. you crocodiles are amphibians so need both water and air
Stranger: Yes.
You: i have some news from the human world that might interest you
Stranger: Oh, tell me
You: Steve Irwin died. Thats a relief huh
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Who was he?
You: never been to australia huh. you must be an african crocodile
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Yea.
You: are you black?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I'm orange.
You: uhhhh i hate you orange crocs, i'm a racist old man
Stranger: You old hack!
You: /b/? or NS?
Stranger: .... NS?
Stranger: it sounds nicer.
You: you lie! tell me how to get to chads gap.
Stranger: i dunno
You: this is so over. i'm gonna break your ankles
Stranger: why :
Apr 5 2009 3:40PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
hahahaha i didn't read the whole thing but i lol'd so hard at the paperclip
Apr 5 2009 4:07PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39

most of the people on this site are just straight up weird

Apr 5 2009 4:11PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
You: female?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: u?
You: of course
Stranger: omg
Stranger: lets cyber
Stranger: i got huge tits
You: lesbien cyber? holy shit
Stranger: hell yeah
You: me too like double C
Stranger: damn, d's
Stranger: oh wait, i have a dick
You: oh i like that
You: fuck i just got mine taken off
Stranger: o, mine is still on
You: chads gap local hospital ya heard?
Stranger: lololol
Stranger: omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

who was this? ha
Apr 5 2009 5:18PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22

OMG i was so close to figuring it out lol

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello stranger
You: i have a question.
Stranger: go on
You: Do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: man
Stranger: it`s easy
Stranger: you just have to
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Apr 5 2009 5:27PM
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ct_steeze
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 153
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!!!!!

Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: from?
You: alaska
You: u
Stranger: woww! Cool!
Stranger: Brazil
You: wtf everyone on here is from brazil
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha sorry about that
You: can i pee in your but
You: butt*
Stranger: ]no
Stranger: ¬¬
You have disconnected.
Apr 5 2009 5:29PM
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