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Buy a baby elephant for only $500!

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michelle
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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/for/1095067030.html
Apr 3 2009 10:36PM
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Loges
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that would be so sick!
Apr 3 2009 10:39PM
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DeSena
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purchased
Apr 3 2009 10:41PM
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garygohard
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i would get that if they werent so fucking big when they get older and that includes there shit
Apr 3 2009 10:41PM
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El_Barto.
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elephants are overrated, im waiting till they clone the frozen baby wooly mammoth they just found in siberia to buy somethin like that
Apr 3 2009 10:41PM
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short_and_steezy
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dibs
Apr 3 2009 10:42PM
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Scott~
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Fuck off. That mammoth is mine, and I will seriously fuck your shit up if you try to take it from me afterwards. Im going to ride on that mammoth's back with my motherfucking cutlass and kill some bitches~
Apr 3 2009 11:02PM
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Slinger1x1
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i asked my parents but they said we already have a cat...
Apr 3 2009 11:05PM
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Scott~
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I guess the cat has to die...~
Apr 3 2009 11:07PM
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derbski
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something tells me that it would be illegal to have in my house. Oh but if I had one, I would get him stoned all of the time
Apr 3 2009 11:09PM
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El_Barto.
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oh shit, its on now. i will battle you on mammoth back across the columbia. there is a pretty good chance the whole world will be destroyed
Apr 3 2009 11:10PM
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fappy
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they should release it wild into yellowstone
Apr 3 2009 11:10PM
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derbski
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and release another of the opposite sex, then we can go all hannibal on shit in 30 years when there is a whole colony of those fuckers. They will be retarded though, not enough genetic diversity
Apr 3 2009 11:15PM
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RICK_ROSS
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$505 shipped
Apr 3 2009 11:16PM
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Slinger1x1
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shipping a live elephant... shit, you might need more than 5 dollars...
Apr 3 2009 11:24PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i dont care if its alive
Apr 3 2009 11:24PM
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Slinger1x1
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but then your going to have to pay refrigeration fees if you want it preserved somewhat
Apr 3 2009 11:32PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i dont care if its preserved
Apr 3 2009 11:33PM
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Slinger1x1
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why do you want it then? you can't even eat it. it will rot
Apr 3 2009 11:36PM
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RICK_ROSS
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at this point im not shure, i think it will be cool to say i have a baby elephant. thay dont have to know its dead. and think about the cost of food when its older. and its pretty touf to find a elephant walker
Apr 3 2009 11:39PM
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steezeaholic.
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I WANT TO BUY A BABY ELEPHANT!
Apr 3 2009 11:40PM
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Loges
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go halves with me. I get weekends though..
Apr 3 2009 11:41PM
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steezeaholic.
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as long as i get holidays
Apr 3 2009 11:42PM
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RICK_ROSS
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well go halfs, halfs, halfs. i get 2 months every summer and thanksgiving
Apr 3 2009 11:42PM
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RICK_ROSS
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fuck off, for that i want christmass to
Apr 3 2009 11:43PM
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family_vacation
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Thats good financial thinking. The only thing a live elephant does over a dead one is eat more. Also if it is alive then it will grow and it won't be a baby elephant anymore.
Apr 3 2009 11:43PM
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El_Barto.
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thats fucked up. would elephant even taste good?
Apr 3 2009 11:43PM
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Loges
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only with the exception of jesus' birthday.. its kinda special. bahaha
Apr 3 2009 11:43PM
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RICK_ROSS
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youd be supprised
Apr 3 2009 11:44PM
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steezeaholic.
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damn.. you need to handle the transportation from albanyish to connecticut then
Apr 3 2009 11:45PM
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Loges
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well i was kinda planning on teaching it to walk.. so it could travel by itself.
Apr 3 2009 11:47PM
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steezeaholic.
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bahahah
Apr 3 2009 11:57PM
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case.s
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hahahhahahahaha, seriously +++K.

do you think it's illegal to keep it in a field with horses??  Montana wouldnt mind, right?
Apr 3 2009 11:58PM
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