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Is it just me...

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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
... or do girls in general just not give good handjobs? yeah thats my rant. goodnight




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Jan 22 2004 1:15AM
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schlonginator
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maybe it just you ...




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Jan 22 2004 1:40AM
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Mike-O
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Yeah,only bad handjobs for me too,hurts like hell,no pleasure at all.

But blowjobs,oh their mouths treat my warrior well indeed..
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Jan 22 2004 2:19AM
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Tosh
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ummm i dont have that prob they feel damm good too me
Jan 22 2004 2:29AM
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alpinecowboy84
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seriously do this. show the girl how to do it right - even if its the first time you're hooking up with her. she'll appreciate the fact that youre showing her how to make you feel it better. as long as your not hella mean about it, everybodies happier.
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Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 22 2004 2:38AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
no its not my first time hooking up with her. and I tried my best to show her but theres only so much i can do. maybe its just the angle. but yeah I'd have to agree with mike-o they hurt and no pleasure but bj's are awsome.




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Jan 22 2004 10:06AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
for anyone looking fr a gf dont rule someone out because they have no arms, your not loosing anything important




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Jan 22 2004 10:06AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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yeah handjobs just arent that great. You can give them yourself and they feel better.

Coming Soon...
Jan 22 2004 10:09AM
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Concord
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I think it is you

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Jan 22 2004 1:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
it depends how they do it, see when you do it yourself it feels good cuz you know exactly how to do it, but they just think o.k hand around the cock and move up and down, no alright thats not it all, it involves technique and hours and hours of practice


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 22 2004 1:55PM
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icecreamsandwich
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you should just stop getting hand jobs....when she tries..just push her head down there. then it makes everyone happy.....shes happy shes pleasing you, and you are happy because you are getting head.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Jan 22 2004 2:47PM
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ECfreeski3
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^best advice i've ever hear from a girl


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Jan 22 2004 2:50PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^^ that is good advice. and thats what usually happens. i think its cause she just had dental work.




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Jan 22 2004 4:48PM
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Lanemeyers
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'How to lose a girl in 4 posts' by aoe

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Jan 22 2004 4:54PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^hahahahahah that hilarious. good thing she doesnt post here




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Jan 22 2004 5:49PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
but all in all, they do suck at handjobs, now blowjobs............lets not get started on that topic


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 22 2004 6:51PM
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Ds91260
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give her a fuckin break man, its hard to work with that 90° bend you got


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Jan 22 2004 6:58PM
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joeengel
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...and they dont have as much practice as we all do


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Jan 22 2004 7:49PM
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SkiFree_MT
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Be like, 'hand job? i can do that myself, now get ur head down there and get to work.'



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Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!


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Jan 22 2004 8:31PM
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J.D.
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Hey, come on, don't be so discouraging to the ladies. They'll learn eventually... After all, we've had much more practice than they have.
Jan 22 2004 8:39PM
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cams
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if it's really that bad then just help her out and tell her how you like it.. because im sure the same could be said about most of us pleasuring them with our hands.. wouldn't you want her to help you out and tell you exactly how she likes it?.. yes




Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
Jan 22 2004 8:44PM
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jtski
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some girls give horrible blowjobs too.. it needs to be the proper mix of hand and mouth. just mouth doesnt do the job.



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Jan 22 2004 9:02PM
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stunninem10
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yea im immune to handjobs these days i could go until her arm broke off so she usally gets tired and starts sucking away



Thats what she said
Jan 22 2004 9:16PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Stacey hit it on the head right there (haha)

But honestly a good thing to point out is that handjob is the immitation of sexual penetration. A lot of girls don't seem to realize thise. It's all about the act of penetration, you get what I'm saying?





-Lauren


THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
Jan 22 2004 9:46PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
stunninem10, haha i hear ya bro. muscle spasms or till the friction gives you 3rd degree burns




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Jan 22 2004 10:38PM
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Stryken
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Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you.


We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jan 22 2004 10:40PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
lauren is right too


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 22 2004 11:34PM
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