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Obama destroys nascar

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PhaedeD
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I am not a huge nascar fan but i am a huge car and racing fan and this fucking sucks. fuck you obama.

Just when we thought we could take a breather from Barack Obama’s wacky policies, he reached across the Atlantic today to drop another one on us: the White House today announced that GM and Chrysler’s participation in NASCAR racing must end at the end of the 2009 season.

Naturally, NASCAR fans are outraged and NASCAR itself is reeling from reduced team spending.

Obama theorizes that a complete withdrawal from America’s premier racing series is expected to save more than $250 million between GM and Chrysler. Is Obama in the auto business now?

“Automakers used to operate on the principle of ‘win on Sunday, sell on Monday,’ but the Auto Task Force’s research just doesn’t validate that as true,” said the statement from President Obama. . . .

. . . “In order to receive this money, corporations must demonstrate they will spend it wisely. Racing has been said to improve on-road technology, but frankly, NASCAR almost flaunts its standing among the lowest-tech forms of motorsport. NASCAR is not proven to drive advancements that transfer from the racetrack to the road, and this nation’s way forward does not hinge on decades-old technology. We need new, and we need innovation.”
Apr 3 2009 11:04AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
I wish it wasnt a joke.

People these days are all worried about the enviornment and how we can cut down on destroying it.

So why not sti\op needless and over excessive driving? 50 cars drving around at high speeds for acouple hours with no real destination? Sounds retarded to be
Apr 3 2009 11:26PM
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G_Wood
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
thats probably the one good thing obama will do
Apr 4 2009 2:31AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
if he tried to destroy the NHRA i would be getting pissed...  300 mph on a quarter mile is FAR more entertaining than watching people drive in circles for hours.
Apr 4 2009 2:50AM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
Exactly.  Mark my words, obama will never be considered a great president. 
Apr 4 2009 9:14AM
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hey_dude_its_me
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 32
haha "mark my words"? like you're someone important...

and how do people still not realize that this was an April Fools joke?
Apr 4 2009 11:25AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

and he needs to stay the fuck out!

im getting tired of this socialism/fascism shit.

Apr 4 2009 9:13PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

So how would that be any different from you driving to the mountain, riding on the lifts, under the electric lights, lapping over and over with no real destination? Sound retarded now? Just because Nascar isnt your thing doesnt mean people dont enjoy it.  

think before you type something retarded.

Apr 4 2009 9:36PM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
no one is paying to watch him or others do that, im sure that nascar is fun sport to compete in, but its danm boring to watch

Apr 4 2009 10:27PM
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laurence^
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Fuck you instead. U.S. car companies are trash for sponsoring Nascar. You're trash for trashing on Obama when you can't even see that he's cleaning up your stupid country.

Nascar is the stupidest fucking thing considered to be a sport or form of entertainment. Nascar and people who enjoy nascar are ruining our fucking environment.

Again, it ruins our environment.

Oh wait just wanted to point out that Obama should be able to do whatever the fuck he wants with these big bulky bankrupting companies.

Again, it ruins our environment and right wing us citizens as well as the canadian conservative government are fucking stupid.

Gm and chrysler are fucking stupid. It's about time they make they chevy volt.




Apr 4 2009 10:37PM
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BigJim
Posts: 837 - Karma: 73
couldnt agree more!
Apr 4 2009 10:40PM
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nick_GAPER
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 7,747
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Apr 4 2009 10:41PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Bahaha, 2 days late buddy

http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/hot_lists/high_performance/motorsports/april_fools_car_news
Apr 4 2009 11:06PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
You a redneck?
Apr 5 2009 12:53AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
ITS A FUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU
Apr 5 2009 1:38AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
what definition of redneck are you using?

i live in bellingham, wa.  drive a 1984 bronco with the stars and bars on my tire cover, own guns, shoot guns, shoot coyotes and deer, and when i pull up next to a prius or some other piece of shit hybrid i put my truck in neutral and start pumping the gas then yes....  i am a redneck.  and if you have never seen a top fuel dragster go then you sir, have issues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mkRfok_oxY

and turn the volume up
Apr 5 2009 1:45AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
not big on Nascar and i could really care less if GM and chrysler are involved in it or not.

but really Obama, your the president, not the head of the auto industry, he thinks he can control everything, sorry barack, we're not communist, go to Russia
Apr 5 2009 3:00AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
ok so i just now learned that this was all a joke.
but still my above posting isn't just about Nascar he is doing it everywhere
Apr 5 2009 3:02AM
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Love_Wins.
Posts: 5536 - Karma: -1
He invests?
Are you kidding.
He's not an investor.
He's using taxpayer money to royally fuck this nation.
Have fun with the debt he's creating for our country.
For every child born from here on out.
Guy is a moron, worst economics ever.
Apr 5 2009 4:41AM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43
yes i am and im dam proud of it
Apr 5 2009 6:22AM
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2814
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As far as I'm concerned those car companies are lucky they still exist, let alone have a race team.

I just wish Obama had made the boards of all the major American manufacturers resign before the companies got any money. Anyone who can drive a company that far into the ground does not deserve to sit behind a desk of any kind.
Apr 5 2009 8:35AM
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Ben.
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yet again, to people still fucking taking this seriously

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Apr 5 2009 9:42AM
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Ben.
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what the fuck?

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Apr 5 2009 9:43AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
the only good thing nascar brought us was talledaga nights
Apr 5 2009 9:53AM
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Ryanvdonk
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i actually like seeing businesses held more responsible instead of giving people who lose the companies billions huge severance packages. and socialism and fascism are completely opposite ends of the political spectrum, so you might want pick one side to focus on (fyi obama is leaning left, aka more socialistic ideas)
Apr 5 2009 10:36AM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
lol
Apr 5 2009 10:49AM
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sk1er
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
thats bullshit its a joke do it now.
Apr 5 2009 1:33PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
x2
Apr 5 2009 1:39PM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
hahahahaha
Apr 5 2009 2:26PM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
nascar is a motherfucking joke anyway    so who gives a fuck

have you ever seen how much sicker the european circuit is?
Apr 5 2009 2:28PM
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shibby
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One of the worst fails in NS history.

And if this were true it wouldn't really bother me. Nascar is bunk shit.  Besides, if those companies are ready to accept billions of dollhairs from the government they should expect some kind of intervention.


Apr 5 2009 3:11PM
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