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Best sex sayings on the internets

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OMGWTFBBQ
Posts: 954 - Karma: 208


i was bored soo i typed this in on searchbar and nothing came up




vaginal chainsaw massacre
The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse

Bukakke
Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
T rex tits
A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts.
Apr 2 2009 9:35PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
ehhhhhhhh
Apr 2 2009 9:37PM
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skibikeclambake
Posts: 2346 - Karma: 27
thats what she said?
Apr 2 2009 9:37PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
hahahah vaginal chainsaw massacre
Apr 2 2009 9:40PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
peeing in her butt
Apr 2 2009 9:40PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
i hate your sig, google it. every pic is posted all over the web.
Apr 2 2009 9:44PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
theres the good ole bird bath.

where you piss in her ass and then whip it with your dick seeing how much you can make the over flow splash.

great times.
Apr 2 2009 9:44PM
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Ickis
Posts: 376 - Karma: 119
not exactly the best but......






 the metal dan absolutely rapes any other violent sex act
Apr 2 2009 9:46PM
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WSMFP
Posts: 824 - Karma: 123
not great.
Apr 2 2009 9:47PM
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D-Rex
Posts: 285 - Karma: 40

cleveland steamer?

just flat out shit on her chest

Apr 2 2009 9:50PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
roband wizard hat
Apr 2 2009 9:54PM
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chitownskiier8
Posts: 399 - Karma: 24
the chewbaca (sp?)


right before you know ur gonna get some head, shave ur pubes and keep the shavings in ur hand while shes givin u head, than when u nut in her face, throw the pubes in her face and slap her so she looks and sounds like chewy hahaha
Apr 2 2009 9:56PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
angry dragon or abe lincoln (..which seems to be exactly the same as the chewbacca, but a defined beard, not just a random assortment of hair)
Apr 2 2009 10:00PM
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skibikeclambake
Posts: 2346 - Karma: 27
yeah ive known for a while. just too lazy to change it. thanks for the heads up.
Apr 2 2009 10:23PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
Alaskan pipeline: When a woman shits, freezes it, and proceeds to masturbate with said shit (as a dildo)
Apr 2 2009 11:26PM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
Bang me like a hammer

If anyone remembers this haha
Apr 2 2009 11:29PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
haha you know Dylan_ does
Apr 2 2009 11:31PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
rusty pirate is by far the best

"he act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate."

Apr 2 2009 11:31PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
Alabama Hot Pocket
shit in vag then fuck it
Apr 2 2009 11:32PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3822 - Karma: 3,449
dog slide

fuck her doggy style while riding her down the steps

harry houdiny (sp?)

fuck her doggy style looking out a window with the lights off pull out let a friend slip in and go and wave to her from the window

texas taco

shit in between her tits put some of your favorite condiments on there and let her eat it

dolphin cry

do her in the vagina and quickly move to her asshole and hear her squel

i know more just cant think of them now...
Apr 2 2009 11:46PM
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vinnyvan
Posts: 132 - Karma: 24

Aligator fuckhouse

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Apr 2 2009 11:55PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
Nope, nope. no one recalls. hahah just messin with you man.
Apr 3 2009 12:26AM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
You know what I say? Sex is kind of like pizza. Even if it sucks, it's still pretty good.


Apr 3 2009 1:30AM
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[tightpants]
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 17
The screaming seagull:
Put sand on your dick when you're having sex on a beach

The dutch rudder:
Have someone else masturbate for you by pulling your arm back and forth while you hold on

The (real) houdini:
When you're fucking her doggy style pull out and spit on her back to make it seem like you already came.  Then when she turns around blow it in her face and yell "GOTCHA BITCH!"

And look up the pink sock on your own. I don't feel like describing it.
Apr 3 2009 3:41AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
the double dutch rudder. its totally not gay. you are only touching your own dick.

hahahaha

and i liked that bukakke one. ahahaha.
Apr 3 2009 4:02AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
isnt that when you pull out of her butt too fast and pretty much turn all that shit inside out?


this ones really fucked.
 the yosemite sam.
shoot her in the head and fuck the bullet hole

the vacuum cleaner.
do her from behind then grab her arms and legs and stand up so her face is against the ground so she makes funny noises like a vacuum.

the strawberry short cake
cum on her face then punch her in the nose and rub all the blood around.


im not fucked up...these are just big in my school
 
Apr 3 2009 12:16PM
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