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I got out of class today and...

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dweezileast
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found a hard leather briefcase sitting on the windshield of my car. It was locked so I stuck it in the trunk and brought it home. After about 3 hours trying to pick the lock have gotten nowhere. I don't want to smash the locks off in case there's something important inside. Any Ideas on how to get this thing open? Oh yeah, under the leather is what looks to be thick metal.
Apr 1 2009 7:48PM
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dweezileast
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ok, so i got a corner of it pried open and i may be mistaken because it's only open about a half centimeter so not much light is getting in, but it looks like there's US bills inside. I'm determined to get this sucker open tonight so it's back to work for me.
Apr 1 2009 9:46PM
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Squid.
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april fools
Apr 1 2009 9:54PM
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hellomynameisjef
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shotgun!
Apr 1 2009 9:55PM
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jamers
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mythreadsinteresante
Apr 1 2009 9:56PM
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no_steeze
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this just got a shit load more exciting

post pics when you're done
Apr 1 2009 9:57PM
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Elijah.
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You haven't seen Kill Bill have you...
Apr 1 2009 9:59PM
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Goglines
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orrrrr are YOU the one playing april fools on us and just stringing us along?
Apr 1 2009 9:59PM
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dweezileast
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GOT IT! OH MY GODDDDDD
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Apr 1 2009 9:59PM
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Goglines
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lmao well i was wrong
Apr 1 2009 10:00PM
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dweezileast
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there's 867 dollars in there in 100's 50's 20's 10's 5's and 1's. the papers in the top are blank
Apr 1 2009 10:01PM
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Squid.
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HURRY UP AND COUNT THAT SHIT
Apr 1 2009 10:01PM
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Squid.
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nevermind
Apr 1 2009 10:02PM
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onearmwanderer
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hahahaha whatttt, no way.. thats sick man, i wish i was in your shoes
Apr 1 2009 10:02PM
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BigM1218
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ok now theres 3 possibilities:
1) a crazy man with an air gun/compressor will soon enter your home a put a hole in your head and take his case back
2) its fake and an april fools joke
3) your quite possibly the luckiest man in the world

this is awesome, so ill hope for number 3 for you dude
Apr 1 2009 10:02PM
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Squid.
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That is fuckin awesome
Apr 1 2009 10:03PM
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Jacuse
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now take another picture off it with you holding up a piece of paper that says ns
Apr 1 2009 10:03PM
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linesteeze
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funny...
Apr 1 2009 10:03PM
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tricker
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Ok, either you suck at counting or are lying cause i can count at least $900 just from the pic....
Apr 1 2009 10:07PM
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Jacuse
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/philwalter/376799379/

you had me going
Apr 1 2009 10:08PM
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Funnel
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Wow, NS just got pranked again.  Thanks to google images
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Type in briefcase full of money and it should be on the third page.

Good prank, I know it was too good to be true.  Sounded too much like a movie.  Good prank, you got a lot of people.
Apr 1 2009 10:09PM
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Peter.
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so this was all an april fools joke on NS?
Apr 1 2009 10:09PM
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dweezileast
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april fools suckas, i had you goinnnn
Apr 1 2009 10:12PM
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Dylan_
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NS gets owned
Apr 1 2009 10:13PM
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BigM1218
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hahaha very clever dude, you had me and everyone else going...+k
Apr 1 2009 10:13PM
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Loges
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damn you beat me i was gonna call you out on it.
Apr 1 2009 10:13PM
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Peter.
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you should have played it out more, i bet this could've gotten at least 10 pages
Apr 1 2009 10:15PM
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dweezileast
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i wasn't trying to make a long thread, i was just trying to get a quick laugh on april fools
Apr 1 2009 10:16PM
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Peter.
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well, you had me going
Apr 1 2009 10:17PM
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BootySpunk.
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Fuck I believed it. God damnit.
Apr 1 2009 10:26PM
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Goglines
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so i was right!
Apr 1 2009 10:26PM
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dweezileast
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your instincts were, but i misled you
Apr 1 2009 10:30PM
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no_steeze
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hahahaha nice one, you really had me going, well played sir
Apr 1 2009 10:31PM
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TotallyTrevor
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that's probably what's inside of it


or anthrax
Apr 1 2009 10:32PM
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BigM1218
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^people really need to learn to read threads b4 they post.... it was a joke!
Apr 1 2009 10:40PM
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ryanwar6
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It was a good attempt, but I believe the rule with April Fools is that if someone calls you out on it being an April Fools joke (as several people did in the thread), the joke is over.

It was the spirit that counts though.
Apr 1 2009 10:55PM
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anxju
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you guys were seriously fooled? $867 and i see like 7 $100 bills showing on the top layer. and its april 1st
Apr 1 2009 10:57PM
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cofreeskier
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Did you ever see No Country For Old Men?
Apr 1 2009 11:04PM
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cofreeskier
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Oh, too late.
Apr 1 2009 11:05PM
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appa
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tits dude i got fooled
Apr 1 2009 11:05PM
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BootySpunk.
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Bump cause this thread was awesome and I am bored
Sep 16 2009 10:19PM
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ECfreeski3
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well did it work? are you no longer bored?
Dec 4 2009 1:05AM
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pomme-de-terre
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this was like the first thread i ever saw on NS....

Dec 4 2009 1:07AM
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