Replying to I just shit my pants.

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So I'm sittin in my little bro's room, dominating some nazi zombies, when I feel the call of nature arrive.

"No big dea;", I think out loud.

So I'm holding it in like a champ. Headshot. Another zombie down. All of the sudden I feel a little wet spot in my boxers.

"Oh shit!" I think out loud again

I run to the bathroom, ditch my pants only to realize theres some nice looking chocolate sauce in my fruit of the looms.  Awesome. So now I'm freeballing it, and telling NS my sob story. To add insult to injury, while I'm cleaning up my shitty asshole, my little sister (who's room is across the hall from the bathroom) walks by and goes. "It smells like you crapped your pants!"

Little did she know that she hit the nail right on the head. FML


Moral of the story: You are never too old to shit your pants. So when you do, claim it like a champ.

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