Replying to I'm and April Fool

I try to get my parents really good every April Fool's day, and it always works.  Every April 1'st I crash my car, get suspended, run into drugs, get pulled over...etc.  This year is my first year in College so I decided to come at a different angle.

I went on my friend's college email account, and emailed myself with the subject being 'DISCIPLINARY ACTION'  to keep it short; the email pretty much said I was drunk and selling drugs and got caught by my RA on March 21st.  I pretended to be the head of Residential housing, saying that I would be on level 3 probation and shit like that.

After work, I called my mom and asked if she could look at my email, because I wasn't near a computer. She found it, yelled at me, and hung up.  I call back right away, it rings 5 times and my Dad picks up, my Mom is flipping out in the background and all I tell him AHH ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE CALM HER DOWN!  He tells her, she's still pissed.

FML