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Billek
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I try to get my parents really good every April Fool's day, and it always works.  Every April 1'st I crash my car, get suspended, run into drugs, get pulled over...etc.  This year is my first year in College so I decided to come at a different angle.

I went on my friend's college email account, and emailed myself with the subject being 'DISCIPLINARY ACTION'  to keep it short; the email pretty much said I was drunk and selling drugs and got caught by my RA on March 21st.  I pretended to be the head of Residential housing, saying that I would be on level 3 probation and shit like that.

After work, I called my mom and asked if she could look at my email, because I wasn't near a computer. She found it, yelled at me, and hung up.  I call back right away, it rings 5 times and my Dad picks up, my Mom is flipping out in the background and all I tell him AHH ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE CALM HER DOWN!  He tells her, she's still pissed.

FML 
Apr 1 2009 5:12PM
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Billek
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[excuse]  Sorry for the mistyped title, my keyboard is very broken [/excuse]
Apr 1 2009 5:14PM
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0123456789
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your mom sounds like she has a dead rat in her cunt
Apr 1 2009 5:14PM
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andrew.
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im so confused about this thread.

you crash your car, get high, and suspended every april 1st?  what the hell?
Apr 1 2009 5:15PM
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Billek
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Yes, and I immediately tell my parents.
Apr 1 2009 5:17PM
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marc_sncl
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^what the hell? those are the stories he tells his parents every april 1st

and that's an awesome story haha
Apr 1 2009 5:19PM
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andrew.
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do you really do these things, or do you just say you do and be like "april fools, i got you"?

Apr 1 2009 5:20PM
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Billek
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You are more gullible than my parents, it seems.
Apr 1 2009 5:21PM
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uni-corn
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Hahahahaha thats awesome!

I would do that  if i was actually in college right now
Apr 1 2009 5:25PM
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andrew.
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fucking internet sarcasm.
Apr 1 2009 5:32PM
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Billek
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Your sarcasm is shitty and I don't find it amusing.
Apr 1 2009 5:34PM
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Commonwealth
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Dude COME ON! How can you be that dum! LOL!
Apr 1 2009 5:50PM
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Billek
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UPDATE:

Mommy just called back and she liked it once she found out it was a joke.  All is good.
Apr 1 2009 5:53PM
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gnustreetfool
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Thats pretty funny mike, only thing is you cant crash your car because its a vanmobile not a car
Apr 1 2009 6:19PM
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*Fujative*
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Every Valentines Day I get in a car accident.

I laughed.
Apr 1 2009 6:35PM
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proZach
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fail.
Apr 1 2009 6:53PM
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jayo.
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indeed
Apr 1 2009 6:56PM
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anxju
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clearly someone cant interpret this passage very well
Apr 1 2009 7:00PM
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PopsicleStand
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One time, I changed my plans abruptly when i was 16 leaving for a skiing trip; i left in the middle of the night, and instead of taking my car as planned we took my friends. anyhow, i was going to leave a note to be polite, but i got the bright idea of concocting a story to scare my parents. anyhow, i wrote a big long note saying i ran away, i was not happy, and i was not coming back yadda yadda yadda.

so im 6 hours away in NH totally forgot about the note, and my mom calls and says only " i read your note, you have to come home." so i kinda get into it with her like, you gotta be kidding im far away im supposed to be gone for 4 days, im sorry, youre overreacting, it was just a joke here is my explanation etc etc.

then she goes, "no adam, you need to come home, your father is in critical care. he read the note and had a heart attack."

i was like....about to kill myself. long pause. then my mom goes, "not so funny when someone does it back to you right! see ya when you get home."

pwned.

spark notes: mom pwns me.
Apr 1 2009 7:02PM
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anxju
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hahahahahah thats a great story
Apr 1 2009 7:03PM
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Billek
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That's great, your Mom couldn't have done better.
Apr 1 2009 7:09PM
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Commonwealth
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Likewise.


I too was being sarcastic.

When is the sarcasm meter going to be installed on this website?
Apr 1 2009 8:03PM
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andrew.
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indeed.  i had a really difficult time understanding what he was trying to convey in his post.
Apr 1 2009 8:25PM
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00_Koda
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hahaha cruel
Apr 1 2009 8:36PM
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