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Its time for some revenge

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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Alright so during christmas break a friend of mine ran over my little sisters bike with his truck, raped it. So I told him he had to replace it (obviously), and he said he would.

So life goes on and every once in a while i remind him and he says something like "oh dude ill do ive been looking for one and im really busy, but ill get it"

So the week before spring break, by this time im pissed, I tell him to do it by the time spring break is over or shits going to hit the fan. Very passive aggressively of course, but i got my point across.

So now he has disregarded my threats, calling my bluff, and im feeling pretty disrespected. Now I have takin a lot of shit in my time im the youngest of many brothers and ive gotten enough of this shit from them, sooo its time for shit to really hit the fan. 

So im asking you NS, i need some good ideas to get back at this kid, no childish shit like TP his house or egg his car. And by the way this kid is bigger than me and i dont feel this warrants starting an unfair fight as that is the only way i could really kick his ass
Apr 1 2009 12:43AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
egg his house and TP his car
Apr 1 2009 12:46AM
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mmmmm...Pie
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Apr 1 2009 12:48AM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
touche sir
Apr 1 2009 12:48AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
nair in his shampoo bottle
Apr 1 2009 12:48AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
have your mom call his mom. i bet shell kick some asses for her baby boy.
Apr 1 2009 12:49AM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
ahahaha thats so sick, but theres no way im breaking into his house to do that
Apr 1 2009 12:49AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
This isn't Emerica.!

First, start off by mailing a TON of boxes to him from the USPS.
Next one is dependent on some stuff...

Dig up some dirt on him(drugs, sex, alcohol, etc) and write an anonymous letter to his parents about it. Be sure to include specifics oh who/what/where/when...

Now this is all under the assumption that he is in Highschool, and you are too. If so, do the second part. First one optional.
Apr 1 2009 1:08AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
But make sure that is information that is pretty known about him so he does not suspect you.
Apr 1 2009 1:09AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
run over his bike with your car
Apr 1 2009 1:11AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Draw a giant dick on his car with a sharpie.
MASSIVE.
and detailed.

DO IT.
DO IT NOW.
Apr 1 2009 1:14AM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Better yet, run over his car with your bike.

But the real question is how concerned are you about getting your little sisters bike back? I mean having a serious conversation is your only chance at him staying your friend and possibly getting the bike back. You could try to blackmail him and maybe get the bike back, but he will fucking hate you. Or you can prank him, which will be hilarious but he will hate you and you probably wont get the bike back~
Apr 1 2009 1:14AM
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ORski21
Posts: 423 - Karma: 12
make a fake hooker post on craigs list and put his number on it. on fmylife that happened to someone, and they had a shit ton of messages. It'd be a bitch to go through those
Apr 1 2009 1:27AM
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jibber_amy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 4
if you want to be mature about it and make him shit himself make a fake lawyers letterhead and write a very official sounding letter telling him to deliver the bike by such and such a time or further action will be taken
Apr 1 2009 1:29AM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Yea we have actually been really good friends for like 2 years.  And i know that a little bike doesnt seem like a big deal, but it comes down to respect, i mean REALLY its not that much to ask him to get on craigslist and find a 20 dollar bike. 

Also hes been talking major shit, saying "ill get it whenever i want", "i dont have to do it", " he wont do shit  about it anyway".  And frankly hearing shit like that coming from someone I respected really pisses me off.

Does anyone know how to break the air intake thing on tires. Do you just squeez it with some pliers?
Apr 1 2009 1:33AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Valve stems.

And ya, just get some of the cutting style pliers and snip those fuckers... But be sure to let out about half the air from them first.
Apr 1 2009 1:35AM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
swap his girlfriends pills for the sugary kind.... wtf do they call those pills that arent real pill  but people take anyway
Apr 1 2009 3:26AM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
rock salt a giant dick on his lawn
Apr 1 2009 3:34AM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
sugar pills......







I assume you mean placebo though
Apr 1 2009 3:37AM
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jibber_amy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 4
and wait 9 months

then

haaaaa! jokes on you, should have bought that bike
Apr 1 2009 3:46AM
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Abc567def
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then he will need a kids bike of his own.
Apr 1 2009 6:39AM
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reverendwrong
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send him male strippers?
Apr 1 2009 8:18AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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cut his brake lines in his truck.







jokes, but seriously...cut his brake lines.
Apr 1 2009 9:36AM
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Loges
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hahaha
Apr 1 2009 9:37AM
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Peter.
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bahahahahahaha

made me laugh in class
Apr 1 2009 9:58AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
put shit in his windshield wiper fluid. we did it to my friends car once. when you turn it on, it sprays the car in shit and it smells really bad.
Apr 1 2009 10:12AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
put shit under the handles of his truck, and slip condoms over his windshield wipers (used ones preferably/ with aids),

or just get someone whos good to photoshop a super gay picture of him and blackmail him with it until he replaces the bike....fuck use your imagination
Apr 1 2009 10:38AM
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hank.
Posts: 227 - Karma: 38
placebos?
Apr 1 2009 10:49AM
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freestyler540
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Put epicac in his drink?
Apr 1 2009 11:11AM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
just buy the $20 bike your self off craislist, and demand that you just bought a bike and it cost you $80. if he doesn't pay up, then you have a new excuse to start shit. if he does pay, either forgive him and laugh at him for being a dumb shit, or use the other $60 to plan a more expensive vengeance.

Also buy a good chunk of beef and hide it under his seat in his car, or even better, hide in the frame somewhere. like on the inside of the door..... 4 weeks later it will smell like the worst thing that ever happened to man kind and there should be a fair collection of maggots and worms. if you hid it well he won't be able to find it, and it should effectively ruin the driving experience for anyone in the car.


Apr 1 2009 11:58AM
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soulskier
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i think if your gonna get your point across he's gonna have to know it was you



argh, some prick ratted me out to my parents, i should buy my friends sister a bike?
Apr 1 2009 12:05PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Oh i want him to know its me,, im not a pussy, i just dont think that physical violence is appropriate
Apr 1 2009 7:09PM
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