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Drug Test... and temptation...

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ChefBoyardee
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
So heres the deal, I'm gonna be tested for my summer job on like the 9th of may but my roommate is buying a new bong and and eighth to celebrate his purchase... I cannot fail the test or I'm fucked (the job makes almost $11 an hour) but I haven't ripped in a while and wanna go out in a blaze of glory.. Will I be clean by the test?
Mar 31 2009 11:57PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Blaze after the test.

Idiot.

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Mar 31 2009 11:58PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
well if you drink a lot of water you can get bud out of your system in 2 weeks so i think you should be good considering thats a bit over a month away
Mar 31 2009 11:59PM
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ChefBoyardee
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
kinda missed the point.... wanna blaze now

idiot
Apr 1 2009 12:01AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
blaze that shit up. you have more than a month.
Apr 1 2009 12:01AM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
drugs are bad.
Apr 1 2009 12:14AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
synthetic urine, just to be sure, you can buy it at your local headshop and you use a skiing handwarmer to keep it warm, sounds weird but it works every time unless its for probation and they are watching you piss
Apr 1 2009 12:16AM
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hey_dude_its_me
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 32
do it
Apr 1 2009 12:18AM
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Bpaddock
Posts: 376 - Karma: 204
well if you dont smoke everyday and you havent smoked in long time then the thc will only stay in your system about a week. but if you dont want to risk it. dont smoke. just buy a fat sack after your test,
Apr 1 2009 12:22AM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
if your test is on the 9th of may and your friend is picking up the new bong soon then you should be gravy!
Apr 1 2009 12:23AM
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PeterNorth
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 1,253
are u kidding me u have a fucking month, just man up and do it. u will not get caught!
Apr 1 2009 12:44AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
mmkay
Apr 1 2009 12:59AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
my friend just ripped with me and his test is in 4 days, its all in the cranberry
Apr 1 2009 1:03AM
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sstricky
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Apr 1 2009 1:15AM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
Dude if you're clean you can smoke two days before your test and be fine. You're good to go.
Apr 1 2009 1:33AM
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jibber_amy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 4
$11 an hour? fuck it get stoned
Apr 1 2009 1:54AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
Dont smoke dumbass, its that easy. Smoke after the test and get uber stonned.
Apr 1 2009 11:08AM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
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Apr 1 2009 11:16AM
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Mrvic.
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 154
ill sell u my urine 500 bucks
Apr 1 2009 11:27AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
run 2 miles a day and drink a ton of water and you should be good get lifted
Apr 1 2009 12:49PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
almost 11 an hour? Seriously?
Apr 1 2009 12:52PM
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Skroob
Posts: 266 - Karma: 69
Although I do not agree with or recommend this statement I will say that you will be completely fine smoking even up to a few weeks before.  My buddy in the Marines waited till like a week before.
Apr 1 2009 12:53PM
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ChefBoyardee
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
Yeah def gonna smoke... prolly going after class to buy the bong and then gonna put it to good use haha
Apr 1 2009 1:05PM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
m'kay
Apr 1 2009 1:21PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
I say smoke. i mean i have kinda a bias response... being that i am his room mate... but still i dont want to waste the glory of crissing the binger with out my room mate.... it wouldent be as fun... plus if worse comes to worse.. we have a head shop that sells good detox kits for relativly cheep... but i still think hes gonna be fine... he has plentyy of time.
Apr 1 2009 1:26PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
no dude ur the idiot if u want the job u need to put ur priorities in line... after u get the job u can blaze all u want so whats more important having fun with your friends for 2 weeks and then failing ur job or getting a job and being able to fund ur shennanigans with your friends....
Apr 1 2009 1:49PM
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MidWestGaper
Posts: 386 - Karma: 12
just wait its only 9 days and after you get the job you can blaze as much as you want
Apr 1 2009 2:09PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
dude, hell yah you will be clean...drink some water and 2 to 3 days of a nice workout and you will have sweat/pissed it out..takes less than three weeks, i cleared myself in 2.
Apr 1 2009 3:05PM
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fireballin
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
it will be out in 2 weeks max. your fine
Apr 1 2009 3:48PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
my friend smoked very heavily for like a year, then stopped for 3 weeks until his test and he was clean with a lot of working out (sweating), water drinking and cranberry juice.

so if you think you can clean yourself than go for it.

if not i say wait
Apr 1 2009 4:16PM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
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Apr 1 2009 4:18PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
why does it need a fake penis? does someone watch you fill up your cup?
Apr 1 2009 4:38PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
he said april bro

yeah

blaze
Apr 1 2009 4:59PM
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WSMFP
Posts: 824 - Karma: 123
mmmmm' k
Apr 1 2009 6:48PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,752
just wait to smoke till 4-20.
Apr 1 2009 6:52PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Depends on the situation.

But anyway, you'll be fine. Its 5 weeks away, and they sort of drug test you get given when applying for a job is a pretty weak one, so you only really need a few weeks.
Apr 1 2009 7:02PM
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hank.
Posts: 227 - Karma: 38
dam you i was gonna post that fuck it Click for larger image
Apr 1 2009 7:32PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
just go buy some Niacin and pop a few the day after you smoke and the night before your drug test. i've never failed with it, unless your follicles are getting tested
Apr 1 2009 7:38PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Shave them hoes.
Apr 1 2009 7:49PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Your a fucking smelly turd, go die.
Apr 1 2009 8:04PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
a smelly turd? wow. so original jerk
Apr 2 2009 8:24AM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
Hahaha most of these people are clueless.... you have 5 weeks. I smoked like 2 times a day for about 2 years then had to stop for some drug tests and was completely clean after 21 days. You are scared about a drug test that is about 35 days away and you are smoking 1 time.

Assuming you are clean right now (just by the way you are asking this question), You will be clean again like 3 days tops after you smoke. You have nothing to worry about....
Apr 2 2009 11:18AM
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