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Sex Drive
"Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch."
"those your skis?"
yep
"both of em?"
dumb and dumber
"Our last seargent was just like you, but he had one thing you don't have....A great big bushy beard!!"
stept brothers
"here have my second pair of gloves my hands are getting kinda hot"
isnt that billy madasion or bill and teds
"if you need fertaalizer ask me i got a whole lot of it" not direct forget entire quote
40 year old virgin i think
"now lets all gingerly touch our tips"
Step Brothers from when they don't want the house to sell so will ferrell dresses up like a nazi
"I can't call you howard because i'm not part of the goofy tie gang" "No Brick, it's because you're a dick"
1st - "They call him The Dude."
2nd - "I'm a lead farmer mother fucker!"
3rd - "We're gonna cut the head off the Dope Snake. And watch it writhe around - in its own feces, blood and mucus, dragging its entrails, making concentric circles in the sand - before it expires."
well said
Road Trip?
We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
yess blues brothers.
"its not hiphop its electro"